Kehne ko shabd nahi hai,

Chahe dost kitne bhi kyun na ho.

Apne liye to bas aap hi khas hai !!

Main dosti ka wo daag hu jise tum mita nahi paoge,

guzarish hai apse SURF EXCEL se na dhona

warna dhundte reh jaoge kyoki "Kuch daag achche hote hain"

Gam ke sgar me kabhi doob na jaana,

Raho pe chal ke manzil na paao to tut na jana,

Zindagi me agar kabhi "SMS" aur "DOST" ki kami mehsos ho toh,

Hum zinda hai ye bhool naa jana.

Rishte to sabi anmol Hote Hai

par Ise ahmiyat kuch achhe Log dete Hai

Dilto sabi ko deta Hai khuda

par Isme Jagah kuch aap Jese Dost Hi lete hain !!

Chahne walo kabhi aapna bhi jamana tha

Sara saher kabhi apna bhi diwana tha

Tum to karte ho dosto se dosti

Apna to dushmno se bhi yarana tha !!

Sari umar aankho me 1 sapna yaad rahega,

sadiya beet jayegi wo lamha yaad rahega.

Jane kya bat thi un dosto me,

mehfil bhul jayenge bas wo dostana yaad rahega !!

Ye mausam bhi kitna pyara hai

Karti ye hawaye kuch ishara hai

Zara samjho iske jazbato ko

Ye keh rehi hai kisi dost ne apko dil se pukara hai !!

Hawao ke sath 1 arman bheja hai,

Roshani ke jariye 1 paigam bheja hai,

Fursat mile to kabul kar lena

is nachiz ne Dosti ka Salaam bheja hai !!

Hindi SMS and Jokes

*THE ORIGINAL QUOTE

If you love someone,

Set her free...

If she comes back, she's yours,

If she doesn't, she never was....

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THE NEW VERSIONS.... .

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Pessimist:

If you love someone,

Set her free ............ .....

If she ever comes back, she's yours,

If she doesn't, as expected, she never was

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Optimist:

If you love someone,

Set her free ............ .....

Don't worry, she will come back.

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Suspicious:

If you love someone,

Set her free ............ .....

If she ever comes back, ask her why.

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Playful:

If you love someone,

Set her free ............ .....

*If she comes back, and if you love her still, set her

Free again, repeat *

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Bill Gates :

If you love someone,

Set her free,

If she comes back,

I think we can charge her for re-installation fees but

Tell her that she's also going to get an upgrade.

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Finance expert :

If you love someone

Set her free

If she comes back, its time to look for fresh loans

If she doesn't, write her off as an asset gone bad.

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Poltri Farm Malik

Poltri farm malik ne sub murghiyon se kaha AGAR TUM SAB NE 2, 2 ANDAY NA DIYE To TUM sub KO kat DONGA…
agli subah sAb ne 2, 2 andy diye,
magar 1 ne 1 anda diya…
Malik: TUM NE 1 KY0N DIYA?
us ny kaha: JANAB YE B APK DAR Ki WAJA SE DIYA HAY,
warna me to MURGHA hoñ….:-)