DOUBT IN MAHABHARAT : Hindi Jokes

In some remote village of India, one masterji is teaching the
Mahabharat

Katha to class 6 students. He is at the 'krishnajanma' part of it.


Masterji: "Kansa heard the akashwani that his sister's 8th child is
Going to kill him. He was furious. He ordered to put vasudev n devki
Behind the bars.

First son is born, and kansa kills him by poisoning...

Second one is born n kansa throws him off the mountain peak
Third one is born..."

Now Ramu, who is smartest of the lot, puts up his hand. Masterji, I
Have a doubt ( sounding nervous n confused)

" Ramu bete, whole India does not have doubt in mahabharata then how
Come u have one?"


Ramu : Masterji, if Kansa knew that Devaki's 8th child was going to
Kill him,

WHY THE HELL DID HE PUT VASUDEV AND DEVAKI IN THE SAME CELL ?


Masterji fainted.........................no answer.....

Santa Banta Jokes

Santa and Banta in a football stadium..
Santa : Paaji, yeh log ball se kya kar rahe hain?
Banta : goal kar rahe hain!!!
Santa :"lekin paaji ball toh pehle se gol hain , aur kitni gol Karenge?"
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Santa ( to his son ) : Itne kam marks? do thappad marne chayiye.......!
Santa's son : Haan papa.. chalo...mene us master ka ghar dekha hai.....!
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Why did santa singh sign all the cheques in his cheque book???
So that no one else could use them if he lost his chequebook?!!
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Santa : We have to learn Telugu within 6 months or we will not be able to communicate with my child.
Banta : Is it! Why?
Santa : We have adopted a telugu child and it will start to speak after 6 months.
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Once Banta got a party invitation saying..... Black tie only !
At the party, Banta was very shocked to see other people wearing suits also !!!!!!
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AND THE LAST ONE ......
How did santa singh attempt to transfer some files from one PC to another PC.....
1) Right clicked the mouse on the file which he wanted to transfer and selected cut option,
2) Disconnected the mouse from that PC,
3) Took that mouse carefully and connected it to the other PC where he wanted to copy that file,
4) And trying to paste it there....!!!!!!!

जोक्स - अगर सरदार सरकार चला ए तो? (पोस्ट २०)

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Poltri Farm Malik

Poltri farm malik ne sub murghiyon se kaha AGAR TUM SAB NE 2, 2 ANDAY NA DIYE To TUM sub KO kat DONGA…
agli subah sAb ne 2, 2 andy diye,
magar 1 ne 1 anda diya…
Malik: TUM NE 1 KY0N DIYA?
us ny kaha: JANAB YE B APK DAR Ki WAJA SE DIYA HAY,
warna me to MURGHA hoñ….:-)