Santa Banta Jokes

Santa and Banta in a football stadium..
Santa : Paaji, yeh log ball se kya kar rahe hain?
Banta : goal kar rahe hain!!!
Santa :"lekin paaji ball toh pehle se gol hain , aur kitni gol Karenge?"
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Santa ( to his son ) : Itne kam marks? do thappad marne chayiye.......!
Santa's son : Haan papa.. chalo...mene us master ka ghar dekha hai.....!
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Why did santa singh sign all the cheques in his cheque book???
So that no one else could use them if he lost his chequebook?!!
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Santa : We have to learn Telugu within 6 months or we will not be able to communicate with my child.
Banta : Is it! Why?
Santa : We have adopted a telugu child and it will start to speak after 6 months.
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Once Banta got a party invitation saying..... Black tie only !
At the party, Banta was very shocked to see other people wearing suits also !!!!!!
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AND THE LAST ONE ......
How did santa singh attempt to transfer some files from one PC to another PC.....
1) Right clicked the mouse on the file which he wanted to transfer and selected cut option,
2) Disconnected the mouse from that PC,
3) Took that mouse carefully and connected it to the other PC where he wanted to copy that file,
4) And trying to paste it there....!!!!!!!

Santa Banta

Santa Scooter pe ek Arthi Se Takra Gaya,

Dead body Gir Gayi Log Santa Ko Pitne Lege,

Santa - Jo Gir Gaya Us Se to Puch lo Jyada Chot to Nahi Lagi !!!

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Arz kiya hai.. Unki Yaadon main hum ne ro ro kar tub bhar diye !

aur woh itne bewafa nikle ki naha ke chal diye.


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:: Woman's Ears... !!!

Banta lost both ears in an accident. No plastic surgeon could offer him a solution. He heard of a very good one in Mumbai, and went to him.
The new surgeon examined him, thought a while, and said, " Yes, I can put you right."
After the operation, bandages off, stitches out, he goes to his hotel.
The morning after, in a rage, he calls his surgeon, and yells, "You bastard, you gave me a woman's ears."
"Well, an ear is an ear, it makes no difference whether it is a man's or a woman's."
"You're wrong, I hear everything, but I don't understand a thing!"

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संता के घर लडकी ने जनम लिया
बंता: जब लडकी बड़ी होगी तो लड़के इसे छेड़ेंगे
संता: मैंने इसका इन्तजाम कर लिए है
बंता: क्या किया
संता: लडकी का नाम दीदी रख दिया है


संता : यार, मैं अपनी गर्ल फ्रेंड नु गिफ्ट देना है की देवाँ ??
बंता : गोल्ड रिंग दे दे
संता : नै यार, कोई बड़ी चीज़ दस
बंता : MRF दा टायर दे दे



संता स्कूल आता है 1 काला और 1 सफ़ेद जूता पहनकर ।
टीचर - घर जाओ और जूते बदल कर आओ
संता - टीचर कोई फ़ायदा नही वहा भी एक काला और एक सफ़ेद जूता ही रखा है

जोक्स - अगर सरदार सरकार चला ए तो? (पोस्ट २०)

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सरकार और सरदारमे क्या फर्क होता है?

सरकार को चलाना पडता है और सरदार को रोकना पडता है...

अगर सरदार सरकार चलाए तो?

सरकार तो कोई और चलाता है... और उसे लगता है की वही चला रहा है...






एक सरदारजी ट्राफिक पोलिस के  interview  के लिए गया
interviewer :- अगर एक आदमी गधेकी सवारी करते हुए रोड से जा रहा है और उसने हेलमेट नहीं पहना है , तो क्या आप उसे दण्डित करोगे ?
सरदारजी :- नहीं
interviewer :- क्यों ?
सरदारजी :- क्योंकि हेलमेट २ व्हीलर के लिए जरुरी है ... ४ व्हीलर के लिए नहीं

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Ek Pagal Nanga Bazar Mein Ghoom Raha Tha
Uska WO Bahot Bada Tha,
Ek Aurat Ne Dekha To Boli
Hamara Desh Tarakki Kaise Karega
Saare Kaam Ke Admi To Pagal Hai

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A lady was shopping in Delhi. Suddenly she realizes she is late for an appointment. She is not wearing a watch so she sees a small shop on the roadside, goes to the shop and asks in very western accent to our Santa (owner)....

What's the time??
Santa is a very patriotic man and hates English accent while speaking.. So he replies back in the same accent........

Bra-panties!!

Confused the lady asks again.........

No! No! What's the time??

Santa again answers back..........

Bra-panties!! Bra-panties!!

Seeing the confusion going between the two another man comes to the rescue of the lady and says.......

O papaji tusi samajh nahin paaye!! Kudi twade ko time puuch rahii hai gayee!!

Angry Santa shots back at him.........

Tow main bhi to oonoo time hee das rahan hai barah panthis(12:35)

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सन्ता अपनी बीवी को यौन सन्तुष्टि देने में असमर्थ था।
उसने अपने दोस्त बन्ता से सलाह ली।
रात को�
सन्ता ने अपनी बीवी से सम्भोग करते हुए पूछा- डार्लिंग ! आज तुम्हें कुछ फ़र्क लग रहा है?
बीवी - हाँ ! आज तुम बिल्कुल बन्ते की तरह कर रहे हो !!!

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