funny jokes shayari : Hindi SMS : AGAR khuda Apki duwaye puri kar

AGAR khuda Apki duwaye puri kar raha he to wo Apka yaqeen bada raha heagar duwaye puri karne me der kr raha he to Apka sabr bada raha he.

Hindi sher shayari : Tere sapno wich aake tenu satavaga

Tere sapno wich aake tenu satavaga
tu ruth vi jayegi ta tenu manavaga
man javi aae sanam mere manane se
warna akhna vich anshu leke main kithe jawaga

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Mein jism hega tu ruh hegi meri
dil hega mera dhadkan hegi teri
pyaar kardi hegi merenaal ta dasdi kyu ni
kyu kardi hegi batan vich inni deri…

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Twada saya banke twada sath nibha waga
tu jithe vi jayegi tere piche aavaga
saya ta chadd janda hega sath andhere wich
lekin main andhere wich twada ujala ban jawaga

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Adhikar milte nahi liye jate hain
Aajad hain magar gulami kiye jate hain
Vandan karo un senaniyon ko
Jo maut ko aanchal mein jiye jate hain…

Shayari shayari : Titli jo aik

Titlee jo ek mujh ko mili thi kitaab main
Woh apna aks chore gayi mere khuwaab main

Ab tak woh mere zehen main uljha sawaal hai
Shaamil rahi jo har ghari mere nisaab main

Aankhon main neend hai na koi khuwaab door tak
Rehte hain hum bhi aaj kal waise azaab main

Milta hai gardishon se gale lag ke chaand bhi
Aaye the simat ke faasle kitne saraab main

Aakhir meri wafa ka mujhe kya sila mila
Likha na aik harf bhi us ne jawaab main

Sms hindi : Tere AKELEPAN Me Sath Tera Nibhayenge

Tere AKELEPAN Me Sath Tera Nibhayenge,

Teri TANHIYON Me Tere Paas Hum Aayenge,

Tu Ek Baar Mujhe AWAZ Dekar To Dekh,

Khud RO Kar Bhi humTujhe Hasaynge...

Gud Day

The Meaning Of Friendship

"F" is for Fun...

That friends share when they are together.

"R" is for Reliability…

A true friend is someone that you can always

rely on.

"I" is for Interest…

Someone who is genuinely interested in you,

your fears, joys, and life.

"E" is for Energy…

They pick you up when you are down, and give

you the energy to go on and believe in yourself.

"N" is for Nothing…

Nothing is ever too much, no matter what time

it is, night or day.

"D" is for Distance…

Although the miles may separate you, a true

friend is never far away.

"S" is for Secrets…

Your feelings and personal/private thoughts

that you can only share with a friend.

"H" is for Happiness…

The way I feel when we are together.

"I" is for Inseparable…

Through good times and bad, tears and

laughter. A friend will always be there for you.

"P" is for Perfect…

The friendship

Very Smart Anwer

When Mahatma Gandhi was in ******* , an Englishman asked

Gandhi,



"Why do you Indians have different coloured skins? Look at us, we all have the same colour".





Gandhi replied, "Thoroughbred Horses have different colours, but all Donkeys have the same colour!"

हिंदी बोलना हमारी Duty है

हिंदी बोलना हमारी Duty है

Ladies And Gentlemen,

India हमारी Country है,

और हम है इंडिया के Citizen,

इसलिये हिंदी बोलना हमारी Duty है,

पर बेचारी हिंदी की किस्मत ही फूटी है,

आज कि Young Generation Whenever माउथ खोलती है,

Only And Only English ही बोलती है,

Person कि Ability को English से तौलती है,

तब हमारा सिर Shame से झुक जाता है,

And Heart Deep वेदना से भर जाता है,

ये सब Very Wrong है,

In Reality देशद्रोह है, ढोंग है,

हमे अपनी Daily Life में हिंदी Language को लाना है,

Worldwide फैलाना है,

Then And Only Then,

हमारी भारत माता के,

Dreams होंगे सच,

Thank You All Very Very Much.

New Festivals SMS, Festivals Messages - Navaratri SMS Collection 2010

May This Navratri be as bright as ever.
May this Navratri bring joy, health and wealth to you.
May the festival of lights brighten up you and your near and dear ones lives.


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Maa ki jyoti se prem milta hai, sabke dilo ko marm milta hai, jo bhi jata hai MAA ke dwar , kuch na kuch jarur milta hai.

SHUBH NAVRATRI !!


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Long live the tradition of hindu culture and as the generations have passed by hindu culture is getting stronger and stronger lets keep it up.
Best Wishes for Navratri !!


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Bajre ki roti,
aam ka achar,
suraj ki kirne, khushiyo ki bahar,
chanda ki chandni, apano ka pyar,
mubarak ho aapko
‘NAVRATRI’
ka tyohar.


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PYAR KA TARANA UPHAR HO,KHUSHIYO KA NAZRANA BESHUMAR HO,

NA RAHE KOI GAM KA
EHSAS; AISA Navratra UTSAV IS saal ho, , . .

HAPPY NAVRATRA.





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Festivals SMS, Festivals Messages - Love SMS, SMS Jokes, Free SMS, Mobile SMS, Send SMS

Murli Manohar, Brij ke Dhrohar. Wo Nandlala Gopala, Bansi Ki Dhun Par Sabke Dukh Harne Wala. Sab Milkar Machaye Dhoom Ki Krishna Ane Wala Hai.

Happy Govardhan Pooja!!

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Chandan ki Khushbu Resham ka Har Sawan ki sugandh Barish ki fuhar Radha ki Ummid KANHAIYA ka pyar Mubarak Ho apko Govardhan Puja Ka Tyohaar.


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Krishna jinka nam, gokul jinka dham, aise Shree Krishna bhagwan ko, ham sab ka pranam, jai shree krishna.

HAPPY Govardhan Puja!!


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Jai Mata Di Maa ki jyoti se prem milta hai, sabke dilo ko marm milta hai, jo bhi jata hai MAA ke dwar , kuch na kuch jarur milta hai. SHUBH NAVRATRI.


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JAI MATA DI BOLE KEMAN KA KAPAT KHOL KE BOLO JAI JAI KARA......JAI MATA DI JAI MATADI...........

Happy Navratre!!


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Lakshmi ka Hath ho,Saraswati ka Sath ho,Ganesh ka niwas ho,
aur maa durga ke
ashirwad se Aapke jeevan mai prakash hi prakash ho….

HAPPY NAVRATRI !!

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Hindi Kids SMS, Jokes SMS, New SMS

Ik Gujarati Babu ke 2 kids the: Raju aur Sanju.

Raju: Papa, Sanju apko gadhe ke barabar bhi nahi samjhta.

Sanju: Nahi papa, yeh jhooth bol raha hai, mein to samjhta hoon ji.



Teacher- Ladki ka paryavachi batao. Boy- Maal. Teacher- Wo kaise? Boy- Shashtron me likha hai ladki laxmi ka roop hoti hai, aur laxmi matlab Maal.



Ek chor chori karne ek ghar me ghusa:

Malik-Kaun hai..??
Chor-Miyaau
Malik-Kaun hai..??
Chor-Miyaau
Malik-Kaun hai..??
Chor-Saale billi hun billi.....!!



Pati ke marane ke 2re din
patni ne paper me advtz diya
mere pati ki antim
yatra me aane ke liye
sub ko thanks.
Kavita
(Age-32, Hight- 5ft 2inch,
Rang-Gora, NO-Child)



A Gujarati man had 2 kids: Raju and Sanju.

Raju: Papa, Sanju does not even equate you with a donkey.

Sanju: No papa, he is lying, I do equate you with a donkey.



Musharraf: Jab main paida hua tha to military valon ne 51 topen chalai.

Funny Indian Kid: Kamal hai ji, sabka nishana chook gaya?

New SMS, Baniya Wife SMS

Baniya : kal tumhare mayke jane ke baad raat ko chor aa gaye. Unhone
mujhe khub pita aur murga bhi bana diya.
Wife : to kya aapne shor nahi machaya.
Baniya : mein kya darpok hu jo shor machaunga!!

New SMS, Hindi SMS, Friendship SMS

Master-
Maine Tujhe Kutte pe Essay Likhne ko Kaha tha,
Likh K kyu nai Laye?

Santa-
Masterji,
Jaise hi Maine Kutte pe Pen Rakha wo Bhag gaya.

Cool Hindi SMS, Free SMS, New SMS

Master-
Maine Tujhe Kutte pe Essay Likhne ko Kaha tha,
Likh K kyu nai Laye?

Santa-
Masterji,
Jaise hi Maine Kutte pe Pen Rakha wo Bhag gaya.

Jokes, Hindi Jokes, Funny Jokes, Jokes in Hindi, Jokes SMS, Funny SMS, Hindi Jokes SMS

Ek Pagal Nanga Bazar Mein Ghoom Raha Tha
Uska WO Bahot Bada Tha,
Ek Aurat Ne Dekha To Boli
Hamara Desh Tarakki Kaise Karega
Saare Kaam Ke Admi To Pagal Hai

Poetry SMS New SMS Shayari SMS

Dil k udas shehr ki tanhaiyon me hon,

dekho tumhari aankhon ki gehrayon me hon,

kia dhop ki majal k mujko jla skay,

main teri mhbton ki parchaiyon mein hon.

SMS In Hindi Friendship SMS COOL SMS

Tu Na Hoga,
Tere Gham Ki Roshni Hogi.
Is Dil Pe Bikhri Yaadon Ki Chandni Hogi.
Meri Roh Me Bas Gai Hai Teri MUHABBAT.
Tere Bagher Ab Na Basar Ye ZINDAGI Hogi

Hindi SMS New SMS Love SMS

Soney nahi deti tumhri aadh khuli ankhain.....

Zra thehro muje bhi neend aa jaye to so jana....

Haseen ho tum,tumhain kiya gham
Tumhain to neend piyari ha.....

Hamara hal mat pocho k ham par rat bhari ha....
Hamary ser qayamat ha
Ye tal jaye to so jana.....
"ABHI TO RAT BAKI HA YE DHAL JAY TU SO JANA"

Funny SMS Shayari Hindi SMS Shayari

Hawa ma betab urr raha tha ghalib.

Wah!Wah

hawa ma betab urr raha tha ghalib.

Ooohhh....

Phir...?

Phir kia,

Ruk gai hawa gir gaye ghalib....!

Husband Wife SMS Naughty SMS

Husband & wife are like liver & kidney. Husband is liver & wife kidney.If liver fails, kidney fails. If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.

Love SMS HINDI SMS New SMS

Meethi Meethi Yadon ko
Palkon Main Saja Lena,

Sath Guzre Lamhon ko
Dil Ma Basa Lena

Nazar Na Aon Hqiqat Main Ager
To
Muskra k Mjhe
Sapno Main Bula Lena.