Sunday, August 28, 2011

DOUBT IN MAHABHARAT : Hindi Jokes

In some remote village of India, one masterji is teaching the
Mahabharat

Katha to class 6 students. He is at the 'krishnajanma' part of it.


Masterji: "Kansa heard the akashwani that his sister's 8th child is
Going to kill him. He was furious. He ordered to put vasudev n devki
Behind the bars.

First son is born, and kansa kills him by poisoning...

Second one is born n kansa throws him off the mountain peak
Third one is born..."

Now Ramu, who is smartest of the lot, puts up his hand. Masterji, I
Have a doubt ( sounding nervous n confused)

" Ramu bete, whole India does not have doubt in mahabharata then how
Come u have one?"


Ramu : Masterji, if Kansa knew that Devaki's 8th child was going to
Kill him,

WHY THE HELL DID HE PUT VASUDEV AND DEVAKI IN THE SAME CELL ?


Masterji fainted.........................no answer.....

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