Hindi Kids SMS, Jokes SMS, New SMS

Ik Gujarati Babu ke 2 kids the: Raju aur Sanju.

Raju: Papa, Sanju apko gadhe ke barabar bhi nahi samjhta.

Sanju: Nahi papa, yeh jhooth bol raha hai, mein to samjhta hoon ji.



Teacher- Ladki ka paryavachi batao. Boy- Maal. Teacher- Wo kaise? Boy- Shashtron me likha hai ladki laxmi ka roop hoti hai, aur laxmi matlab Maal.



Ek chor chori karne ek ghar me ghusa:

Malik-Kaun hai..??
Chor-Miyaau
Malik-Kaun hai..??
Chor-Miyaau
Malik-Kaun hai..??
Chor-Saale billi hun billi.....!!



Pati ke marane ke 2re din
patni ne paper me advtz diya
mere pati ki antim
yatra me aane ke liye
sub ko thanks.
Kavita
(Age-32, Hight- 5ft 2inch,
Rang-Gora, NO-Child)



A Gujarati man had 2 kids: Raju and Sanju.

Raju: Papa, Sanju does not even equate you with a donkey.

Sanju: No papa, he is lying, I do equate you with a donkey.



Musharraf: Jab main paida hua tha to military valon ne 51 topen chalai.

Funny Indian Kid: Kamal hai ji, sabka nishana chook gaya?

75 Year Old

75 Year Old Lady Ne News Paper Me Add Dya
“ZAROORAT-e-RISHTA”
7 Din K Bad Ek Letter Aya “Ama is Umer Mein Rishtey Nahi,
“Farishtey” Atey Hain”