Funny hindi shayari : Neend or Sustee Hamaree Dushman hain

Neend or Sustee Hamaree Dushman hain
(Allama Iqbal)
Hamain Apnay dushman

sy bhi piar karna chahiay
(Quaid-e-Azam)
Ab Batao Banda baba ki

manay ya Chacha ki.!!!!!….

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Ek pathan dosre pathan se!
Yar suna he 2012 tk duniya khatm hojye gi
Dusra pathan:
Asa nhi hoga me ne kal washing machine

khridi hy us pe 2014 tk ki guarnty hy

Funny shayari : Argentina ka Messi

Argentina ka Messi, Brazil ka Kaka…
Wah waaa wah waaa!!
Argentina ka Messi, Brazil ka Kaka…
Dono team baahar…
Ab karo WAKA WAKA!!

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Money can buy a house not home,
A bed but not sleep, medicine but not health,
Money is dirty, it only cause pain & suffering.
SEND me all UR MONEY & BE HAPPY.

Funny shayari shayari : Taji hawa me phulon ki mehak ho

Taji hawa me phulon ki mehak ho,
Pehli kiran me chidiyon ki ghehak ho,
Jab bhi kholo tum apni palkein,
Un palkon me bas khushiyon ki jhalak ho

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Dil ki dharkan par aitraz kon karega..
chahato pe jaan nisar kon karega
Khuda lambi kare umar apki
warna meri shadi main bartan saaf kon kare ga

Romantic shayari:Smart Man Smart Woman

Smart Man + Smart Woman = Romance
Smart Man + Dumb Woman = Affair
Dumb Man + Smart Woman = Marriage
Dumb Man + Dumb Woman = Pregnancy

Santa banta: Titanic was sinking.

Santa: How much the earth is far from here?

Banta: 1 kilo meter.

Santa jumped into the sea and asked again: "...In which direction?"

Banta: Downwards !

Santa: I am so miser (kanjoos) that I went alone for my honeymoon and saved half the money.

Bania: That is nothing, I saved full money. I sent my wife for honeymoon with a friend.

 

Shayaris sms:Baba Ji ka Dera

Baba Ji ka dera bohot chamatkari hai. Sach mano vaha jo bhi koi buri niyat se jata hai, jalke bhasam ho jata hai.
Salman vaha gaya to bhasam ho gaya, Hrithik bhi bhasam ho gaya. Malika vaha gayi to…
….to anarth ho gaya….
Babaji jalke bhasam ho gaye!!!

Latest Dirty Hindi jokes

Yaad Aate Hain Woh Din Jab Tu Aur Hum Masti Kiya Karte Thhe

Tum Loly Pop Ke Liye Zor Zor Se Roya Karte Thhe

Aur Hum Apni Pant Ki Zip Upar Karke Tumhe Razi Kiya Karte Thhe,,,,

Silly and funny!

Silly and funny!



Q: What did the lonely banana say?

A: I'm a"kela".



Q: What did the green peas say?

A: Nothing. They just "mutter"Ed.



Q: What did the potato say when it answered the phone ?

A: "Aaloo? "



Q: Where do cauliflowers hang out?

A: In the Gobi desert.



Q: What did the flower say to its girl-friend?

A: Why do "phools" fall in love?



Q: What did the fat car say?

A: I`m a "mota"car.



Q: What did the confused egg say?

A: I don't "unda"-stand.



Q: What do shrimps sing on Christmas?

A: "Jhinga" Bells.



Q: What did the half eaten naan say?

A: I wish I was "puri".



Q: What did the lonely potato sing?

A: "Aaloo lonesome tonight?"



Q: What language do carrots speak?

A: Gajar-ati.



Q: What do you call an almost bald poet?

A: I-bal.



Dis ij DA funkiest...

Q: What did the first pizza slice say to the other pizza slice so it would move?

A: Pizza - "HUT"

Pareshan Pappu ki Kahani.. : Hindi SMS - Hindi Love SMS, Funny Hindi SMS and Hindi SMS Jokes

Pareshaan thi Pappu ki wife

Non-happening thi jo uski life

Pappu ko na milta tha aaram

Office main karta kaam hi kaam

Pappu ke boss bhi the bade cool

Promotion ko har baar jate the bhul

Par bhulte nahi the wo deadline

Kaam to karwate the roz till nine

Pappu bhi banna chata tha best

Isliye to wo nahi karta tha rest

Din raat karta wo boss ki gulami

Appraisal ke ummid main deta salami

Din guzre aur guzre fir saal

Bura hota gaya Pappu ka haal

Pappu ko ab kuch yaad na rehta tha

Galti se Biwi ko Behenji kehta tha

Aakhir ek din Pappu ko samjh aaya

Aur **** di usne Appraisal ki moh maya

Boss se bola, “Tum kyon satate ho ?”

“Appraisal ke laddu se buddu banate ho”

“Promotion do warna chala jaunga”

“Appraisal dene par bhi wapis na aunga”

Boss haans ke bola “Nahi koi baat”

“Abhi aur bhi Pappus hai mere paas”

“Yeh duniya Pappuon se bhari hai”

“Sabko bas aage badhne ki padi hai”

“Tum na karoge to kisi aur se karaunga”

“Tumhari tarah Ek aur Pappu banaunga”

Romantic Urdu Shayari – Urdu Shayari Sms

Jo har pal jalti rahe, use roshni kehte hain,,,,,
Jo pal pal chalti rahe, use zindagi kehte hain,
Jo pal pal khilti rahe, use mohabbat kehte hain,
Jo saath na chode, use apni dosti kehte hain…
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Na mujhe yaad rakhna,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
Na baante yaad rakhna,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
Bas Dil ki dili tammana hai,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
Bas hamara naam zroor yaad rakhna….
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Dua karte hain hum sir jhukae dargaah pe,,,,
Ae dost tu apni manzil ko paye,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
Teri rahon me ho kaanten agr,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
To un kaanto ko hataane ke liye khuda hame bulaaye…
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Aapki yaari Aapki wafa hi kafi hai,
Tamam umar ye aasra hi kafi hai,
Jahan milo dekh ke muskura dena,
Jene ke waste ye aasra hi kafi hai….
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Shama se ujaale dhor ho jaate,
To chand ki chahat kise hoti?
Kat sakati akele ye zindagi,,,,,,
To dosti ki saughaat kyon hoti ?