Teacher & Bachy

Teacher. Bachon wada kro cigrett shrab nahi pioge.
bachey:nahi pienge.
Teacher:larkio ka pecha nahi karoge
bachey:nahi karnge
Teacher:un par awazen nahi kaso ge.
bachey: nahi kasenge.
Teacher: apni zindagi Desh par qurban karoge.
bachey: karenge,asi zindgi ka karna bhi kya hai.

Students life and their Moments

Students life and their Moments



Most irritating moment: Morning alarms



Most dreadful journey: Way to class :(



Most lovely time: Meeting friends!



Most tragic news: Test in 1st period



Most wonderful news: Teacher is absent ;)



Most relaxing area: BACK BENCHERS :-)



Most funny moment: Teacher cracks a joke and nobody laughs..

DOUBT IN MAHABHARAT : Hindi Jokes

In some remote village of India, one masterji is teaching the
Mahabharat

Katha to class 6 students. He is at the 'krishnajanma' part of it.


Masterji: "Kansa heard the akashwani that his sister's 8th child is
Going to kill him. He was furious. He ordered to put vasudev n devki
Behind the bars.

First son is born, and kansa kills him by poisoning...

Second one is born n kansa throws him off the mountain peak
Third one is born..."

Now Ramu, who is smartest of the lot, puts up his hand. Masterji, I
Have a doubt ( sounding nervous n confused)

" Ramu bete, whole India does not have doubt in mahabharata then how
Come u have one?"


Ramu : Masterji, if Kansa knew that Devaki's 8th child was going to
Kill him,

WHY THE HELL DID HE PUT VASUDEV AND DEVAKI IN THE SAME CELL ?


Masterji fainted.........................no answer.....

KG class ke bachhe se : Student Teacher Jokes, Kids Jokes, Funny Hindi Jokes

Teacher:kG class ke bachhe se,
1 se 10 tak gino, me
aapko KISS karungi…
BACCHA: 1 SE 100 tak ginu to
kya package hai..

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