1. Maine usse ek ishara kiya
Usne salaam likh ke bheja.Maine pucha tumhara naam kya hai?
Usne chand likh ke bheja.
Maine pucha tumhe kya chahiye?
Usne saara aasmaan likh ke bheja.
Maine pucha kab miloge?
Usne qyamat ki sham likh ke bheja.
Maine pucha kis se darte ho?
Usne muhabbat ka anjaam likh ke bheja.
Maine pucha tumhe nafrat kis se hai?
Usne..Mera hi naam likh ke bhejaa…
2. Maine usse ek ishara kiya
Usne salaam likh ke bheja.Maine pucha tumhara naam kya hai?
Usne chand likh ke bheja.
Maine pucha tumhe kya chahiye?
Usne saara aasmaan likh ke bheja.
Maine pucha kab miloge?
Usne qyamat ki sham likh ke bheja.
Maine pucha kis se darte ho?
Usne muhabbat ka anjaam likh ke bheja.
Maine pucha tumhe nafrat kis se hai?
Usne..Mera hi naam likh ke bhejaa…
3. A girl phoned me the other day and said, “Come on over, nobody’s home. “I went over. Nobody was home.
4. During sex, my girlfriend always wants to talk to me. Just the other night she called me from a hotel.
5. One day I came home early from work. I saw a guy jogging naked. I said to the guy, “Hey buddy, why are you doing that?” He said, “Because you came home early.”
6. It’s been a rough day. I got up this morning, put a shirt on and a button fell off. I picked up my briefcase and the handle came off. I’m afraid to go to the bathroom.
7. I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and radio.
8. I remember the time that I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.
9. Once when I was lost, I saw a policeman and asked him to help me find my parents. I said to him, “Do you think we’ll ever find them?” He said, “I don’t know kid. There’re so many places they can hide.”
10. I went to the doctor because I’d swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills. My doctor told me to have a few drinks and get some rest.
11. With my old man I got no respect. I asked him, “How can I get my kite in the air?” He told me to run off a cliff.
