Hansna Mana Hai (Hindi Jokes)

Thappar Maarnay par NaraZ Wife

se Husband bola:

"Aadmi usi ko maarta hai jis se Pyaar krta hai."


Wife ne Husband ko 2 thappar maaray aur

Boli "Aap kya samajhtay hain main Aapse Pyaar nahi kerti"




After 25 yrs wife said: Do u remember when u proposed me,

I was so overwhelmed I didnt talk for 1 hour

hubby:Yes dear that was happiest hour of my life!




A beggar- 'Oh sundari ! Andha hoon.

Sawa paanch rupya de de..

"Husband said 2 his wife- De de, tujhe

sundari bola hai to har haal mein andha hai...



Husband:u will never succeed

in making that dog obey u!

Wife:Nonsense it's only a matter of patience,

I had a lot of trouble with u at first...




Husband : (came frm office ) Darling i m tired should

a cup of coffee

Wife: oo sure sweetheart kitchen is besides you

but plz make its strong n ya sugar shud b less..




Husband asks: Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means…

Without Information, Fighting Everytime!


WIFE says: No darling , it means :-

With Idiot For Ever