Parting Ways : Party Jokes, Lovers Jokes, Funny Marriage Stories, Love Jokes , Husband Wife Jokes

The lovers had decided that a mutual parting of the ways was best for both of them.

However, on the way to the Airport a rather heated debate started as to whose fault their break-up was.

At the crowded gate, she turned and said, "Thanks for nothing you cheap bastard."

As she went down the ramp with the other passengers, he shouted back, "Hey baby. Don't be like that. If you ever work this town again, give me a call."