Hindi Funny Jokes Hehehehehehe......

Funny Jokes

Umesh : Tumhe pata hai pehle main bilkul chal nahi pata tha,
Sanju : accha per kab ?
Umesh : Jub main do mahine ka tha !

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Teacher : Bachhon Kaal kitne prakar ke hote hai ?
Ek Chatra : Sir do prakar ke, ek Trunck call or Dusra Local Call !

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Nikki : Mere gaav main kabhi bijli nahi katati !
Tikku : Fir to tum sabhi ko bahut maja aata hoga !
tum har samay Cartoon Network dekh sakte ho.
Nikki : Tum galat samaje, darasal mere gaav main Bijli hi nahi hai.

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Bhikhari : Agar koi tumhe Bhikh main Car de to tum kya karoge ?
Dusra Bhikhari : Main Car Main Beth ke Bhikh Mangne Jaya Karunga !

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Raju : Tumhare Chate main Ched Kyu Hai ?
Monu : Is se muje pata chalta hai ki baarish hai ya nahi !

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( Marij Doctor se )
Marij : Aap ka aehsaan main kabhi nahi bhulunga,
Dr : Is main aehsaan ki koi baat nahi, yeh to mera Farj tha !
Marij : Doctorsaab muje bhi Seva ka Mauka dijiye !
Dr : Aap kya kaam karte hai ?
Marij : Ji main Jallad hoon.

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Hanste raho iska koi Tax nahi.
jyoti