Duniya K Sabse Chhote Jokes

1) 2 Aurate Chup chap Baithi Hai.
2) 1 Buddhi Bachpan Me Mar Gayi.
3) Ganja Sardr
4) 2 Sardr Chess Khelte Hue…

Comedy Jokes Indian Jokes Only Hindi Jokes

1. What is Common between : Krishna , Ram, Gandhiji & Jesus..?
Sardar ji Replied : All are Born on Government Holidays.

2. Teacher to a Sardar : A=B, B=C, So A=C, Give me an example,
Sardar : I Love You, You Love Your Daughter, So I Love Your
Daughter
.
3. Ek aadmi ki Biwi gum ho gayi, Waha RAM ke Mandir me gaya ,
Ram ne kaha : Baju wale Hanuman Ke Mandir mai ja, Meri bhi usine
dhundhi thi.

4. A Kid asks the Priest : Father what is your Favourite Pastime.?
The Priest pats the kids head & replies : NUN My Child NUN....!!

5. Sardar bought a new mobile. He called everyone from his Phone
Book & said "My Mobile No. has changed Earlier it was Nokia 3310
Now it is 6610"

6. Santa : I am a Proud Sardar, My son is in Medical College ,
Banta : Really, what is he studing,

Santa : No is not studying, they r Studying him.
7. Chinti aur Hathi ka Prem Vivah hua. Agle Din Hathi ki Maut ho
gai...!!
Chinti Boli, " Wah Mohabbat, EK din ka pyar hua, ab sari
umra kabra khodne me hi beet jayeegi..!!"

8. Santa Banta ko 3 live bomb mile, Police ko dene chale, Santa
agar koi bomb raste mai Phat jaye to..?
Banta : Jhooth bol denge Do hi mile the...!!!

9. Sardar falls in Love with Nurse.
He writes a Loveletter to her,
" I LOVE U SISTER."

Best Lover! - Spicy Joke

Banta was feeling particularly horny so he went to a call girl on the street and asked, "How much do you charge?"

The call girl said, "500 bucks for the evening."

Banta said, "Well, if I pay you 500 bucks, you will have to do it under my rules."

The call girl said, "That's fine."

So Banta took her home and told her that they would close all the blinds and do it in the pitch dark.

The call girl turned to him and said, "Honey, its your money, so whatever you want is fine."

They had sex, and Banta told her to wait 10 minutes before they were to do it again. Then 10 minutes later, they did it again. After 6 times, he seemed to be getting stronger and stronger.

"Banta, you are the best lover I have ever had," she said.

Then the man said, "Lady, I am not Banta, he is outside selling your A*s to all his friends for 200 bucks a pop."

Top 10 Lies of Girls : Funny Jokes

Top 10 Lies of Girls

1.I Miss You
2.I’m Single
3.Main pehli baar kisi larkay se Baat Kar Rahi Hon
4.Main Cousin se baat kar rahi thi
5.Mujhy TUM Kehna acha Nahi lagta
6.Main Pyar pe Believe Nahi Karti
7.Main doosri Larkion Jesi Nahi
8.Mujhy Kuch nahi pata
9.Sab Larke ek Jese Hotey hain
10.Tum meri zindagi k pehle aur Aakhri larke ho, Main nahi reh paon gi Tumhare bina.

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Dear Walter:

I hope you can help me here.

The other day I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching the TV as usual.

I hadn't gone more than a mile down the road when my engine conked out and the car shuddered to a halt.

I walked back home to get my husband's help. When I got home I couldn't believe my eyes. He was in the bedroom with a neighbor lady .

I am 32, my husband is 34 and we have been married for twelve years. When I confronted him, he broke down and admitted that he'd been having an affair for the past six months. I told him to stop or I would leave him.

He was let go from his job six months ago and he says he has been feeling increasingly depressed and worthless.

I love him very much, but ever since I gave him the ultimatum he has become increasingly distant.

I don't feel I can get through to him anymore. Can you please help?

Sincerely,
Mrs... Lisa


Dear Lisa:

A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a variety of faults with the engine.

Start by checking that there is no debris in the fuel line.

If it is clear, check the jubilee clips holding the vacuum pipes onto the inlet manifold. If none of these approaches solves the problem, it could be that the fuel pump itself is faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the carburetor float chamber.

I hope this helps.

Walter

Hindi Cool Jokes, Unique jokes

नेताओं से भरी एक बस जा रही थी. अचानक बस रोड़ छोड़ कर नीचे खेत में एक

पेड़ से जा टकरायी. एक बुढ़ा किसान जिसका वह खेत था दौड़ता हुआ आया. सब कुछ

देख उसने एक गड्ढा खोदना शुरू किया और फ़िर उसमे नेताओं को दफ़ना दिया.

कुछ दिन बाद स्थानीय प्रशासन को बस के एक्सीडेंट के बारे में पता लगा,

उन्होने किसान से पुछा की सारे नेता कहाँ गये.

किसान ने बताया की उसने सभी को दफ़ना दिया है..

"क्या सभी मर गये थे???" आश्चर्यचकित हो पुछा गया

किसान ने बताया " नही! कुछ कह रहे थे की वो नही मरे, पर आप तो जानते ही

है की ये नेता झुठ कितना बोलते है..."

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नर्सरी क्लास में छोटे बच्चों से पुछा गया "भगवान कहाँ है?"

एक बच्चे ने जोर जोर से हाथ हिलाया "मुझे पता है!!"

टीचर ने कहाँ "अच्छा बताओं"

बच्चे ने बताया "हमारे बाथरूम में"

एक पल के लिये टीचर चुप! फ़िर संभलते हुए बोली "तुम्हे कैसे पता?"

बच्चा बोला "रोज सुबह जब पापा उठते है, बाथरूम का दरवाजा पिटते हुए कहते

है - हे भगवान ! तुम अब तक अंदर ही हो!"

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चायवाला : भोली सी सुरत, आँखों में मस्ती, दूर खड़ी शरमाये..."आये हाये"

लड़की: काली सी सुरत, हाथों में केतली , दूर खड़ा चिल्लाये, "चाये चाये"!!!

सुरज हुआ मद्धम , चांद जलने लगा, आसमां ये हाय, क्यु पिघलने लगा, मैं

ठहरा रहा ज़मीं चलने लगी, धड़का ये दिल साँस थमने लगी, क्या ये मेर पहला

पहला प्यार है??

अबे बेवकुफ़...ये प्यार नही.. भूकंप है..भाग ले!!!

FUNNY JOKES, Hindi Jokes, Cool Jokes

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Sonu-Tujhe Sharam Nai Aati Tu Apni Biwi K sath Kapde Dho Raha Tha

Monu-Is Me Sharam Ki Kya Baat Hai..

..Wo B To Roti Pakane Me Meri Help Krti Hai

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Girl:Kya Tum Mere Ashiq Ho

Boy:Ha

Girl:To Phir Muje chand, tare,duniya ki sari daulat-khushiya do

Boy:Tera Ashiq Hu Rajnikant Ka Beta nahi;-)

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Macchar ne 1 admi ko kata.

Admi-Din me bhi kat rhe HO?

Macchar-Kya kru ghr me Maa-Baap Bimar Hai,

bhen Jawan Hai Or Ladke walo Ne 1 litr khoon dahej Me Manga hai...

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Boy-Mujhe Ek Behad Khubsurat Ladki ki Talash Hai

GIRL-Lo Mai Aa Gyi

BOY-Thik Kiya Ab Use Khojne me Meri Help Karo

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Sonu Went To International Cooking Contest

When Judges Came Near Him He Was Moving Spoon In Empty Karhai

Judge- Kya Bana Rahe Ho

Sonu- ULLU

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Bv:Aj Koi Shair Sunao

Pati-Abhi Ni

Bv:Sunao Na

Pati-lo sunO

Jane jigar janeman

90 kilo tera wazan

Tu jo gir jaye mujh pe

Mar jauga mai sanam.

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