Funny hindi shayari : Neend or Sustee Hamaree Dushman hain

Neend or Sustee Hamaree Dushman hain
(Allama Iqbal)
Hamain Apnay dushman

sy bhi piar karna chahiay
(Quaid-e-Azam)
Ab Batao Banda baba ki

manay ya Chacha ki.!!!!!….

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Ek pathan dosre pathan se!
Yar suna he 2012 tk duniya khatm hojye gi
Dusra pathan:
Asa nhi hoga me ne kal washing machine

khridi hy us pe 2014 tk ki guarnty hy

Funny shayaris : Shohar Biwi se

Whats the Coolest Thing;
About an Examination Hall??

Its The Only Place Where;
Boys can Openly Say to a Girl:
“KUCH TO DIKHA DO..”

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Shohar Biwi se: Ye kya tum ek aur suit le ayi? Abi parso hi
to..
Biwi chilla kar boli: kya kaha?!!
Kya parso?
Bolo…
Kya kha tumne?
Kya parso, parso kya, bolo jaldi!!
Batao kya parso…?
Shohar: kuch nai, mai bas ye keh rha tha k
parso b ek hi suit lyi thi, aaj 2 le aati._

Funny shayari : Argentina ka Messi

Argentina ka Messi, Brazil ka Kaka…
Wah waaa wah waaa!!
Argentina ka Messi, Brazil ka Kaka…
Dono team baahar…
Ab karo WAKA WAKA!!

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Money can buy a house not home,
A bed but not sleep, medicine but not health,
Money is dirty, it only cause pain & suffering.
SEND me all UR MONEY & BE HAPPY.

Funny animal jokes-Does your dog bite?

A man walks into a pub and sits down next to a man with a dog at his feet. "Does your dog bite?"

"No."

A few minutes later the dog takes a huge chunk out of his leg.

"I thought you said your dog didn't bite!" the man says indignantly.

"That's not my dog."

secret of success

Secret of Success

Sir, What is the secret of your success?

a reporter asked a bank president.

Two word�

And, Sir,what are they?�

Right decisions.

And how do you make right decisions?�

One word.

And,sir, What is that?�

Experience.

And how do you get Experience?�

Two words.

And, Sir, what are they?�

Wrong decisions.�

In a friendship,

In a friendship,

We're free to expose,

Parts of ourselves,

Nobody else knows.

But the thing that sustains it

And sets it apart,

Is not something spoken,

It's a bond of the heart.

True friends are rare,

In a lifetime two or three,

I'm so glad it happened,

Between you and me!

Assorted Jokes,Hindi Jokes, Funny Jokes

One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very Sexy nightie. "Tie me up," she purred, "and you can do anything you want." So he tied her up and went golfing.


A woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran into the house. She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her lungs,
"Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!"
The husband said, "Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?"
"Doesn't matter," she said. "Just get out."


Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is a husband.


A Polish immigrant went to the DMV to apply for a driver's license.
First, of course, he had to take an eye sight test.
The optician showed him a card with the letters 'C Z W I X N O S T A C Z.'
"Can you read this?" the optician asked.
"Read it?" the Polish guy replied, "I know the guy."


Mother Superior called all the nuns together and said to them, "I must tell you all something. We have a case of gonorrhea in the convent."
"Thank God," said an elderly nun at the back. "I'm so tired of chardonnay."


A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband.
Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen.
"Careful," he said, "CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK! Careful. CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!"
The wife stared at him. "What in the world is wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?"
The husband calmly replied, "I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving."


Fifty-one years ago, Herman James, a North Carolina mountain man, was drafted by the Army. On his first day in basic training, the Army issued him a comb. That afternoon the Army barber sheared off all his hair. On his second day, the Army issued Herman a toothbrush. That afternoon the Army dentist yanked seven of his teeth. On the third day, the Army issued him a jock strap. The Army has been looking for Herman for 51 years.

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