Funny hindi shayari : Neend or Sustee Hamaree Dushman hain

Neend or Sustee Hamaree Dushman hain
(Allama Iqbal)
Hamain Apnay dushman

sy bhi piar karna chahiay
(Quaid-e-Azam)
Ab Batao Banda baba ki

manay ya Chacha ki.!!!!!….

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Ek pathan dosre pathan se!
Yar suna he 2012 tk duniya khatm hojye gi
Dusra pathan:
Asa nhi hoga me ne kal washing machine

khridi hy us pe 2014 tk ki guarnty hy

Funny shayari : Argentina ka Messi

Argentina ka Messi, Brazil ka Kaka…
Wah waaa wah waaa!!
Argentina ka Messi, Brazil ka Kaka…
Dono team baahar…
Ab karo WAKA WAKA!!

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Money can buy a house not home,
A bed but not sleep, medicine but not health,
Money is dirty, it only cause pain & suffering.
SEND me all UR MONEY & BE HAPPY.

Funny shayari shayari : Taji hawa me phulon ki mehak ho

Taji hawa me phulon ki mehak ho,
Pehli kiran me chidiyon ki ghehak ho,
Jab bhi kholo tum apni palkein,
Un palkon me bas khushiyon ki jhalak ho

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Dil ki dharkan par aitraz kon karega..
chahato pe jaan nisar kon karega
Khuda lambi kare umar apki
warna meri shadi main bartan saaf kon kare ga

Romantic shayari:Smart Man Smart Woman

Smart Man + Smart Woman = Romance
Smart Man + Dumb Woman = Affair
Dumb Man + Smart Woman = Marriage
Dumb Man + Dumb Woman = Pregnancy

Santa banta: Titanic was sinking.

Santa: How much the earth is far from here?

Banta: 1 kilo meter.

Santa jumped into the sea and asked again: "...In which direction?"

Banta: Downwards !

Santa: I am so miser (kanjoos) that I went alone for my honeymoon and saved half the money.

Bania: That is nothing, I saved full money. I sent my wife for honeymoon with a friend.

 

Shayaris sms:Baba Ji ka Dera

Baba Ji ka dera bohot chamatkari hai. Sach mano vaha jo bhi koi buri niyat se jata hai, jalke bhasam ho jata hai.
Salman vaha gaya to bhasam ho gaya, Hrithik bhi bhasam ho gaya. Malika vaha gayi to…
….to anarth ho gaya….
Babaji jalke bhasam ho gaye!!!

Latest Dirty Hindi jokes

Yaad Aate Hain Woh Din Jab Tu Aur Hum Masti Kiya Karte Thhe

Tum Loly Pop Ke Liye Zor Zor Se Roya Karte Thhe

Aur Hum Apni Pant Ki Zip Upar Karke Tumhe Razi Kiya Karte Thhe,,,,