Hindi sms : Mai aisa kyo hu

Kyun khush ho jata hun main
tumhari khushi dekhke
kyon ho jaata hun main hataash
tumhein udaas dekhke?

Chahak sa uthta hun main kyon
jab milne ki baari aati hai
par kyon milne baad ghanto
neend nahi aati hai?

Aankhein band karne se kyun
yaad tumhari aati hain
par jab khulti hain to
kyun phir tu samne aati hain?

Aanso tere tapakte hain
to main kyon sisakta hun
jara si tu hasti hain
toh main kyon nikharta hun?

Jab bhi dekhta hun tumhe
bas yeh sochta hun
pucho tumse ya tumse kahun
rakhun dil mein ye baat ya keh dun?

Sun jara bas itna bata
Main aisa kyon hun
Main aisa kyon hun?

Sign of a Hi-tech Person

Signs Of A Hi-Tech Person
-- You haven't played solitaire with a real deck of cards in years.

-- You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.

--You call your son's beeper to let him know that it is time to eat. He emails you back from his bedroom, "What's for dinner?"

-- Your daughter sells Girl Scout Cookies via her web site.

-- You chat several times a day with someone from South Africa, but you haven't spoken with your next door neighbor yet this year.

-- Your daughter just bought a single CD of all the records your college roommate used to play.

-- Your grandmother clogs up your email inbox asking you to send her a JPEG file of your newborn so she can create a screen saver.

-- You buy a computer and a week later it is out of date and now sells for half the price you paid.

-- The concept of using real money, instead of credit or debit, to make a purchase is foreign to you.

-- You consider second-day air delivery painfully slow.

-- Your reason for not staying in touch with family is that they do not have email addresses.

-- You hear most of your jokes via email instead of in person.

-- You've printed this out and are reading it in the "library."

Clever old woman

An older lady gets pulled over for speeding .....


Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?

Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding.

Older Woman: Oh, I see.

Officer: Can I see your license please?

Older Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one.

Officer: Don't have one?

Older Woman: Lost it ... 4 years ago for drunk driving.

Officer: I see ... can I see your vehicle registration papers please.

Older Woman: I can't do that.

Officer: Why not?

Older Woman: I stole this car.

Officer: Stole it?

Older Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.

Officer: You what?

Older Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see.

The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.

Senior Officer: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please! The woman steps out of her vehicle.

Older woman: Is there a problem sir?

Senior Officer: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner.

Older Woman: Murdered the owner?

Senior Officer: Yes ... could you please open the trunk of your car.

The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.

Senior Officer: Is this your car, ma'am?

Older Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers. The officer is quite stunned.

Senior Officer: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driver's license.

The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer.

The officer examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.

Senior Officer: Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner.

Older Woman: Bet the liar told you I was speeding, too.

Anniversary Gift : Funny Marriage Stories, Love Jokes , Husband Wife Jokes

Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed.

She told him, “Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!”

The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Bob has been missing since Friday.

Dosti Jokes, Hindi Jokes

EK DOST DUSRE DOST SE APANI PATNI KI DHOKHE BAJI KE BARE ME BATATE HUE BOLA- ” MAI KUCHH DINO KE LIYE BAHAR GAYA THA - AUR JAB MAI GHAR AAYA TO MAINE APNI PATNI KO APNE HI DOST KE SATH BADROOM ME DEKHA,



JABKI MAINE USE APNE LAUTNE KA SMS BHI BHEJA THA, TUM HI BATAO, ISE KYA KAHENGE?”

DUSRA DOST BOLA- “YAHI KI SHAYAD USE TUMHARA SMS NAHI MILA.”

Husband Wife Jokes In Hindi Funny Jokes

Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire? "

Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife."


Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman.

Interviewer: "What were you before you married her?"

Millionaire: "A Billionaire"




Sardar by mistake goes into ladies toilet,

all ladies suddenly stand up!

Sardar: izzat dil mai ho bus yahi kafi hota hai,

Betho Betho, Khaday mut ho

Hansna Mana Hai (Hindi Jokes)

Thappar Maarnay par NaraZ Wife

se Husband bola:

"Aadmi usi ko maarta hai jis se Pyaar krta hai."


Wife ne Husband ko 2 thappar maaray aur

Boli "Aap kya samajhtay hain main Aapse Pyaar nahi kerti"




After 25 yrs wife said: Do u remember when u proposed me,

I was so overwhelmed I didnt talk for 1 hour

hubby:Yes dear that was happiest hour of my life!




A beggar- 'Oh sundari ! Andha hoon.

Sawa paanch rupya de de..

"Husband said 2 his wife- De de, tujhe

sundari bola hai to har haal mein andha hai...



Husband:u will never succeed

in making that dog obey u!

Wife:Nonsense it's only a matter of patience,

I had a lot of trouble with u at first...




Husband : (came frm office ) Darling i m tired should

a cup of coffee

Wife: oo sure sweetheart kitchen is besides you

but plz make its strong n ya sugar shud b less..




Husband asks: Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means…

Without Information, Fighting Everytime!


WIFE says: No darling , it means :-

With Idiot For Ever