Nice Jokes (Laughing time)

Train mein TT Sadhu se bola : Kahan jana hai?
Sadhu : Jahan Ram ka janam hua tha.
TT : Ticket hai?

Train

Sadhu : Nahin
TT : Chalo
Sadhu : Kahan?
TT : Jahan Krishan ka janam hua tha.. Jail mein



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Girl : If you will try to kiss me main shor macha dungi

Kissing

Boy : Lekin yahan to dur tak koi nahi hai.
Girl : I know per formality to karni hi padegi.



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Ek ladki apny boy friend k sath nai car main long drive par ja rahi thi achanak ladki kehnay lagi, "suno ! kya tum ek haath se garri chala saktay ho ?"

Boy and girl in a car

"Kyun nahi" ,ladkay ne baday fakher se kaha.

Ladki ne aahista se kaha, "to phir doosray haath se apni naak saaf kar lo."



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Munna : Abay Circuit! Jaa baajo walay ghar say Doctor ko bula k laa, meri tabiat kharab ho reli hai.

Doctor

Circuit : Aey Bhai!!! aap to khud doctor ho.
Munna : Bolay to meri fees bahut zyada hai.



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Raat ko sohar aur biwi soo rahe they. Ek dam se biwi ko sohar ki awaaz aayi, biwi uth kar sohar se poocha, "kya baat hai?"

Sohar ne bataaya, "ke meri kameez zameen par gir pari thi"

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Biwi ne kaha ke, "toh itna shor kyun machaya"

Sohar bola, "ke uss kameez mein main bhi tha!!!"



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Ek sharabi ne bahut zyada sharab pee le. Jab woh ghar aaya to uss ne jeb se chabi nikali aur tala ko kholney laga.

Haath kaapne ke wajha se chabi kabhi idhar hat jati kabhi udhar hat jati, ek admi pass se guzra toh sharabi ne usey bataya ki tala nahi khul rahi hai.

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Uss shaks ne sharabi ke pass ja kar kaha, "lao chabi tala main khol deta hoon"

Aur phir sharabee ne kaha, "Tala toh main hi kholonga bas tum makan ko pakar ke rakhna"



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Bhikhari: Saab 1 rupaya de do.

Saheb: Kal aana. Kalbeggar.gif

Bhikhari: Saala is kal-kal ke chakkar mein is colony mein mere lakhon rupaye fase huye hain.