friendship sms, sms jokes, birthday sms,

When we were kids,
We waited 2 grow up soon,
Now we r grown up,
We realize that wounded knees & broken toys were better than wounded emotions & broken hearts.

free sms site,friends sms ,

Dost dost k dil ki dua hta hy
Mehsoos tb hta hy jb wo juda hta hy
Bina dost k jeena saza hta hy
Or dost acha ho to Rab ki ata hta hy . .

lovely sms, sms poems, sms joke,

Bin tere dil ko samjhaon kese.

Aana chahun tere pas to aaun kese.

Meri her sans amant hai teri yadon ki.

Toot ker is se ziyada tujhe chahon kese.

funny sms, romantic sms,sweet sms,mobile sms,

Boy:
Chalte chalte younhee ruk jata houn mein.,

Baithay baithay younhee baith jata houn mein..

Kiya yeh hi piyar hai.?

Girl:
Nahin yeh kamzori hai....

friendship sms, sms jokes,

"Ek shakhs ne RASOOL-E-PAK (SAW) se apni tangdsti ki shikyat ki to AAP (SAW) Ne farmya "Tum jub ghar mei dakhil hone lago to pehle salam karo khawa ghar mein koi ho ya na ho, phir MUJH Par DAROOD BHEJO aur aik dafa SURAH IKHLAS perho"us shakhs ne aisa he kiya to ALLAH ne is amal ki badolat na sirf uski rozi mein kushadgi Ata Farmaee bulke us k hamsaye aur rishtedar bhee faizyab huey."

funny sms, romantic sms,sweet sms, cute sms,

Three different ways 2 catch a tiger r:
Newton's 3rd law of motion: Allow the tiger 2 catch u & then catch the tiger as for every action, there is reaction.

Ainstyin law:
Chase the tiger until it becomes tired & loose its entire energy.

Pakistani law: Catch a cat & beat it untill it admits it self 2 b a tiger.

shayari sms, free sms site,

Meri mohabbat ki itni c kahani hai.
Tuti hui kashti ruka hua pani hai.
Ek gulab unki kitab mei dum tor choka hai.
Or unko yad hi nhi k ye kis ki nishani hai.

friends sms , lovely sms, sms poems,

"Boht Hi Maan Hay tum pr,

SunO Paas-E-Wafa Rakhna,

Sabhi Se Tum Milo Lekin,

Zara Sa Fasla Rakhna,

Bichar Jana Bhi Parta Hy,

Zara Sa Housla Rakhna.

romantic sms,sweet sms, cute sms,

""Saans""
lene se teri YAAD aati hai,

Yaad aane se meri JAAN jaati hai,

Kaise keh don k sirf Saans se zindgi hai,

Saans bhi to teri YAAD k baad aati hai....

mobile sms,free sms, funny sms,

Raz-e-dil na sunana kisi ko SAGAR.
Duniya mai sab hamraz badal jaty hain.
Kisi k bicharny se koi marr to nahi jata.
Han magar jeene k andaz badal jaty hain....!

love poetry urdu, yaad shayari, hindi ghazal,

Mr.Aslam k yhan mehman aya.ghr mein 1hi bed tha. Bht sochne k bad bed k drmyan takya rkh diya 1side pe bivi 2ri side pe mehman. 2re din mehman sham ko lota to darwaza bnd tha, bell d pr nhi khula, mehman: Dekhye Mr.Aslam drwaza kholye wrna main deewa phlang k ajaunga.
Mrs.Aslam:Deewar kya khak phalango ge Sari rat ek takya to phalang nhi ske.

hindi ghazals, hindi urdu, friendship shayari, hindi poetry, hindi shayari, urdu shayari,

Hum itny swèet nahi k apko sugar ho jaey na hi itny "salty hain k BP barh jaey na hi itny"TASTY"k maza ajaey per hum itny karway b nai k hamari yaad hi na aye*

hindi jokes, funny hindi sms, love urdu, hindi sms jokes, love hindi,

Dehati Aurat Cheque Cash karane Bank gae.

Clerk: Yahan SIGN karo.

Aurat: Kese?

Clerk: Jese KHAT k akhir me likhte hain.

She wrote, "Faqat aap k Munäy ki Mä"

hindi love sms, hindi romantic, friendship shayari,

So many options:
Poison,
sleeping pills,
hanging,
jumping from a building,
lying on train tracks..

but..

People choose marriage !!

slow but sure !

hindi poetry, hindi shayari, urdu shayari, love shayari,

I look at my frnds, then I look at mYself, without my pals whr wud I b? My life, my shadows, my world, whr wud I b without my frnds? Tears, giggles, smiles & laughs, late nite calls & cute photographs, I'll b thr for u till da day i die!
sEnD iT tO All dA fRNDS wHo mEaN AlOt 2 u~ i jUsT DiD it

love hindi, shayari funny, hindi jokes, funny hindi sms,

Beti: Maa GAON mein Bollywood wale aye hen
Maa: andar aja inki niyat buhat kharab hoti hay
Beti: Maa Imran Hashmi b aya hay
Maa: to bakri ko b andar le aa

hindi sms, love poetry urdu, yaad shayari,

Dil se labo tak ik Dua rhti hay,

Hamen Har ghari ap ki parwah rehti hay,

KUHDA har sukh zindagi ka kry apko ata,

Hamari Har dua me ye ilteja rhti hay.

hindi ghazal, poetry sms, shayaris hindi ghazals,

Ab key youn dil ko saza di hum ney... Uss ki har baat bhula di hum ney... Ik ik phool buhat yaad aaya...
Shakh-e-gul jab jala di hum ney...
Aaj phir usko dua di hum ney...
Koi to baat hai uss mein bhi faraz... Har khushi jis pey luta di hum ney...

friendship shayari, hindi poetry, hindi shayari, urdu shayari,

Talluq tut jaega mra sary zmany se
Mre apne khfa honge tmhen apna bnanae se
Tmhare sat rehne se mje tskin mlti hy
Boht tklif hoti hy tmhare dur jany se
Mre ghar ko jla dna mgr ye zehen me rkhna
Ujala mil nhi skta ksi ka ghar jlane se
Hmari jaan jaegi to phr tm jan jaoge
K hasil kch nhi hota ksi ko azmane se.

urdu shayari, love shayari, shayari funny, hindi jokes,

10" baatein
"10" baaton ko khatam kar deti hein,
1. Tauba gunah ko
2. Dukh zindagi ko
3. Gussa aqul ko
4. Sadqa musibat ko
5. Chugli amal ko
6. Peshmani sakhawat ko
7. Neki badi ko
8. Jhooth rizq ko
9. Zulm insaf ko
10. Takabur Amal ko...!
Tc
:-)

hindi sms shayari,love urdu, hindi sms jokes, love hindi,

Future mein price list is tarha ho gi.

Chawal 1 Rupay k 2 danay.

Daal 50 paisay k 4 danay.

Oil 10 Rupay k 2 drop.

Doodh 2 Rupay ka 1 qatra.

List k Neeche 1 zaruri note bhi likha hoga k jo bhi yeh sab cheezein khareede ga usay asli desi ghee ki khushboo muft soonghnay ko milay gi..

sher o shayari,hindi sms, love poetry urdu,love urdu, hindi sms jokes, love hindi,

Sare bharam mita kr
Sb chahtein bhula kr
Hm tere pas aye
Thi aas aj hm pr
Kch hogi mehrbani
Halka krenge ji ko
Ansu baha baha kr
Sb hal e dil zubani Tujh ko suna suna kr
Kya kya na hm pe beeti
Kya kya na dil ne dekha
Kitne hue preshan Pr
Tujhse dil lga kr Tujhse nazar mila kr
Kitne udas aye hm Tere pas ja kr.

yaad shayari, hindi ghazal, poetry sms, shayaris

MeT u..
BecAme frNds..
HAd fUn..
FreakEd out..
ShARed seCrets..
FouGht wIth u, oVer u & fOr u..
Cried foR u, wIth u..
TEased u..
HUrt u..
MiSSed u..
& hEre Me stiLL thinkinG aBt u..
LonG journEy haiNa??
WilL neVer let iT eNd..
JuSt wAnted u to knOw thAt
U'r vaLued!!"

funny hindi sms hindi romantic Shayari

Pathan ko rastay mei 1 charagh mila. Utha k saaf kia tu 1 Jin nikla or kaha k woh uski 3 khwahishain puri kreyga!
Pathan:"Hmko esa naswar do jo khatam na ho!"
1dum 1 naswar ka packet aagya!
Pathan ne thori si naswar nikali tu utni naswar or aagai!
Jin:"Baqi 2 khwahishain?"
Pathan:"Esa 2 Packet or do

hindi jokes hindi ghazals hindi love sms

Koi To Hota!

Main Jis K Dil Ki Kitab Banta

Main Jiski Chahat Ka Khwab Banta

Main Hijar K Mosam Ki Lambi Raton Main

Yad Ban Kar Azab Banta

Koi To Hota!

Jo Meri Khwahish main

Uth K Raton Ko Khoob Rota

Dukhon Ki Chadar Lapait Kar

Hajom-E-Dunya Se Door Hota

Main Rooth Jata Manata Mujko

K Chahe Mera Qasur Hota

Koi To Hota!

Main jis K Itna Qareeb Hota

Na Pas Koi Raqeeb Hota

Main Tanha Iska Habib Hota

Ye Silsila B Ajeb Hota

Koi To Hota!

Hindi Shayari Urdu Shayari Comedy Shayari

Har gali har devar par apka naam likha hai

Har khirki har darwaze pr apka naam likha hai

Uper talash-e-gumshuda or

Neeche zehni tawazan kharab likha hai. ;-

Funny SMS Friendship SMS

Pthan:Molvi saab Kia Wazu k bagair Namaz ho jata hai?
Molvi:Nhi hoti.
Pthan:Ho jata hai yara.Molvi:O Bhai nhi hoti.Pathan:Ho jata ha,Hm ne khud parh k dekha hai

Serious Shayari SMS Shayari Love Shayari

The relations which require effort to b maintained are never true.

And if the relations are true they never require any effort to be maintained.

Girlfriend Shayari Send Beautiful SMS

Mohbt m koi sadma uthana chahiye tha

Bhulaya tha jisy wo yad aana chahiye tha

Meri or uski arzu m farq ye tha
Mjy bs wo usy sara zamana chahiye tha...

Poetry Shayari New Shayari COOL SmS Shayari

Unko Namoos Bi,
izzat Bi Pazirai Bi

Mujko Ronay ko
Mayassar Nahi
Tanhai Bi

Apnay Hi HaaL Pay Hasna bi Hans k Rona bi,

Main Bayak Waqt
Tamasha Bi Tamashai Bi.

Love Shayari Hindi Shayari Urdu Shayari

Ab kay yun dil ko sazaa di hum nay

uss ki har baat bhula di hum nay

ik ik phool bohot yaad aaya

Shakh-e-gul jab woh jla di hum nay

Aaj tak jiss pay woh sharmatey hain

baat kab ki woh bhula di hum nay

Shehr-e-jahan raakh say abad howa

Aag jab dil ki bhuja di hum nay

Aaj phir yaad bohot aya woh

Aaj phir us ko duwa di hum nay

Koi to baat us mein hay faraz

Har khushi jiss pay lutaa di hum nay

Send SMS To Friend

Take ur cell,

wash it,

cut it in small pcs,

fry it,

add some salt in it.

Now mobile pickle is ready.

Msg to aap se hote nhi,

tu cell ka Aachar hi dal lo.

New SMS, SMS Shayari , Urdu Shayari SMS

Raz e dil na sunana kisi ko SAGHAR.

Dunya ma sab hamraz badal jaty hain.

Kisi k bicharne se koi mar to nahi jata.

Han magar jiene k andaz badal jaty hain.

Funny SMS Love SMS Jokes SMS Naughty SMS

Doctor nd sardar love same girl.
Sardar gives her apple every day.
Girl askd sardar reason for giving apple daily.
Sardar. AN APPLE A DAY KEEPS THE DOCTOR AWAY.

Naughty SMS Jokes Hindi SMS New SMS

Famous Pakistani Actress MEERA is opening a college....

The name of the College Is:-

"Women College for Boys":)

Poetry SMS New SMS Shayari SMS Cool SMS Shayari

Raz e dil na sunana kisi ko SAGHAR.

Dunya ma sab hamraz badal jaty hain.

Kisi k bicharne se koi mar to nahi jata.

Han magar jiene k andaz badal jaty hain.

Friendship SMS Shayari, COOl SMS, New SMS

Life cycle?
Chooha billi say darta hay
Billi kuttay say dartee hay kutta aadmi say darta hay aadmi aurat say darta hay aur aurat choohay say dartee hay ! ! !

New SMS Love Shayari hindi Shayari Cool Lovers

Ye khawab mre azab sare

Ye phol chehre gulab sare

Koi b apna mla na mjko

Ulat k dekhe nqab sare

Khuda se manga jb se tjko

Gunah hoe hn swaab sare.

Dard Shayari Hindi Shayari New SMS Love Shayari

Meri sarkashi bhi thi munfarid,

Meri aajzi bhi kamal thi...

Main anaa parast blaa ka tha,
So gira to apnay hi paaon mein...

Poetry SMS New SMS Shayari SMS

Dil k udas shehr ki tanhaiyon me hon,

dekho tumhari aankhon ki gehrayon me hon,

kia dhop ki majal k mujko jla skay,

main teri mhbton ki parchaiyon mein hon.

New Hindi Shayari, Romantic Hindi Shayari, Lovers Shayari

Wo pyar b krta hai or izhar b nahi karta,
Jo poch ley koi to is se iqrar b nahi karta,

Wo aysa saada dil hai k mujhy dekhny ki dua mangy,
jab samny aajaon to deedar b nahi karta,

Gar is se door jaon main to saans iski rukti hai,
or koi mangly is se mujhko to inkar b nahi karta,

Mery dil k darwazy pe dastak b deta hai,
or darwaza khul jaany ka intezar b nahi karta.

SMS In Hindi Friendship SMS COOL SMS

Tu Na Hoga,
Tere Gham Ki Roshni Hogi.
Is Dil Pe Bikhri Yaadon Ki Chandni Hogi.
Meri Roh Me Bas Gai Hai Teri MUHABBAT.
Tere Bagher Ab Na Basar Ye ZINDAGI Hogi

hindi shayari, urdu shayari, Bewafai Shayari love shayari,

Apne hatho se yu chehre ko chupate q ho,
mujh se sharmate ho to samne ate q ho.
Tum kabhi meri tarah kar b lo ikraar-e-wafa,
pyar karte ho to phir pyar ko chupate q ho.
Aashk ankho mai meri dekh k rote kyu ho,
Dil bhar ata hai to phir dil ko dhukate q ho.
Roz mar mar k mujhe jeeney ko kehte q ho,
milne atey ho to phir laut k jatey q ho

Hindi SMS New SMS Love SMS

Soney nahi deti tumhri aadh khuli ankhain.....

Zra thehro muje bhi neend aa jaye to so jana....

Haseen ho tum,tumhain kiya gham
Tumhain to neend piyari ha.....

Hamara hal mat pocho k ham par rat bhari ha....
Hamary ser qayamat ha
Ye tal jaye to so jana.....
"ABHI TO RAT BAKI HA YE DHAL JAY TU SO JANA"

Naughty SMS Jokes

1 Pathan apni Ankhen band kr k Shishy k samne betha tha
1 Admi ne pocha k ankh bnd kr k kya kr rhe ho

Pathan bola
Hm dekh rha hy k hum sote huey kesa lagta hy.

Funny SMS Shayari Hindi SMS Shayari

Hawa ma betab urr raha tha ghalib.

Wah!Wah

hawa ma betab urr raha tha ghalib.

Ooohhh....

Phir...?

Phir kia,

Ruk gai hawa gir gaye ghalib....!

Husband Wife SMS Naughty SMS

Husband & wife are like liver & kidney. Husband is liver & wife kidney.If liver fails, kidney fails. If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.

Love SMS HINDI SMS New SMS

Meethi Meethi Yadon ko
Palkon Main Saja Lena,

Sath Guzre Lamhon ko
Dil Ma Basa Lena

Nazar Na Aon Hqiqat Main Ager
To
Muskra k Mjhe
Sapno Main Bula Lena.

funny SMS Shayari Hindi SMS

Hr khushi,hansi mange ap se"
"Hr phool, khushbu mange apse"
"Itni roshni ho apki zindagi me k"
Khud "WAPDA"
conection mangen ap se.
"HAPPY LOAD SHEDDING

Hindi SMS Love Poetry SMS

Bari koshish k bad use bhula diya
Uski yadon ko sine se mita diya
1din phir uska paigam aya likha tha muje bhol jao,
aur muje bhula hua har lamha yad dila diya

Love Poetry SMS

Too jahan rahy meri dua ki chaon ho
wo shehar ho ya gaon ho
Teri ankh mai nami na ho
kisi cheez ki kami na ho
Tuje jo lage wo nazr na ho
Kisi dukh ko teri khabr na ho
Teri rah mai kos.e.kaza rahy
khushi tere paon ki dhool ho
Dua yeh meri kabol ho.:-)

Interesting to Know

-Scientists say the higher your IQ the more you dream
-The largest cell in the human body is the female egg and the smallest is the male sperm.
-You use 200 muscles to take one step.
-The average woman is 5 inches shorter than the average man.
-Your big toes have two bones each while the rest have three.
-A pair of human feet contains 250,000 sweat glands.
-A full bladder is roughly the size of a soft ball.
-The acid in your stomach is strong enough to dissolve razor blades.
-The human brain cell can hold 5 times as much information as the Encyclopedia Britannica.
-It takes the food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.
-The average human dream lasts 2-3 seconds..
-Men without hair on their chests are more likely to get cirrhosis of the liver than men with hair.
-At the moment of conception, you spent about half an hour as a single cell.
-There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.
-Your body gives off enough heat in 30 minutes to bring half a gallon of water to a boil.
-The enamel in your teeth is the hardest substance in your body.
-Your teeth start growing 6 months before you are born.
-When you are looking at someone you love, your pupils dilate, and they do the same when you are looking at someone you hate.
-Your thumb is the same length of your nose.

Intezaar to karein ke jab vo aaye bhi

Intezaar to karein ke jab vo aaye bhi
Bhool jaayein hum chhodein jo mere saaye bhi

Kal subah yeh zindagi jo na rahi
Tamaasha dekhenge apne aur paraaye bhi

Vo gair hai to gair ban na bhi seekh le
Yaadon mein aake baar-baar aazmaaye bhi

Yeh kaisa khuda hai mere dosto
Khud hi lagaaye aag, khud hi bhujaaye bhi

Shikwa bhi to kya karein hum kisi se
Khoya ik humsafar to lakhon rehnuma paaye bhi.

A Women can understand What is Love?

Agar yaqeen nahi aata to azmaye mujhe"

"woh Aina hai to phir Aina dikhaye mujhe"

ajab chirag hun din raat jalta rahta hun"

mai thak gaya hun hawa se kaho bujhaye mujhe"

Mai jis ki ankh ka ansu tha us ne qadr na ki"

Bikhar gya hun to ret se uthaye mujhe"

Bahut dino se mai in patthron mein patthr hun"

koi to zara der hi sahi par rulaye mojhe"

Mai chahta hun ki tum hi mujhe ijazat do"

Tumhari tarah se koi galese lagaye mujhe

Sweet Shayari Hindi Shayari Best Hind Shayari

ham ne jaab pyaar jataya to bura man gaye
haale dil apna sunaya to buraa man gaye

pyaar kar te hei un hei kab se chupaya ham ne
aaj ezhaar e wafa ki to buraa man gaye

ruth kar jo wo ham se yun jane lage
chale tareef ki haam ne buraa maan gaye

wo bhi kar te hei hame pyaar ye malum hua
un ki tabbasum chupi haam peh chan gaye

pyaar kar te ho to ham se chupate kun ho
ab to ham aap ka hale dil haye jan gaye

sari dunia ko deewaana bana rakkha he
raaz ye kya he or kun ye ham pehchan gaye

Beauty Secrets By Celebrities

Ever wondered what makes our Bollywood 'Stars' so beautiful? The unanimous answer to this query would be the donning their grease paint or the way they are filmed by the acclaimed cinematographers or clicked by their ace lens men.

But these earthly Brigade of 'Stars' also have a 'beautiful' mind of their own. They can use it to express their own opinion on beauty related topics. So presented herewith is the response to some common queries like:-

a. What does 'good looks' in the physical sense of the term mean to you?

b. Who is their epitome of beauty?

c. Can 'Metrosexual' men be called 'beautiful'?

d. What is the secret of your youthfulness and charm?

e. Do you have any such beauty tip that you would like to share with your fans?

Soha Ali Khan: "I think good looks are hereditary. So I feel great having inherited my mom's good looks including her dimples. And of course my epitome of beauty is my mother, Sharmila Tagore.

Sometimes I really wonder if all this is worth it? Imagine the women from the lower strata, who might possess an insurmountable beauty yet who cares for them? My mother's tip for me: Stay cool and calm and of course, be graceful and humble to one and all."

John Abraham: "The secret of my good looks is that I am a diehard health freak and I don't believe in the concept of the Cosmetic Charisma. So if you have it, you have it. Then it's like God's gift and you just have to maintain it.

Of course, women specifically have to take refuge in the Cosmetic Glory. Besides why should one make a demarcation between a 'beautiful' man and a 'beautiful' woman? Pointless!"

Good Morning Wishes

A good morning wish, for you my friend
May joy be yours, until day's end
With nothing but sunshine, no clouds at all
Until the evening shadows fall.



Our friendship is so dear to me
My dearest friend, you continue to be
Even though many miles keep us apart
You are always here, close in my heart.

New day new blessing.Don't let yesterday's failures ruin the beauty of today,b'coz each day has its own promise of love,joy,forgiveness.....Good Morning...

On your friendship, I know I can depend
In any circumstance, I might be in
Please know, you, I so appreciate and adore
No way my friend, could I ever love you more.

With petals of Roses,Palm full of Holly water,Light of Full Sun,Fragrance of Flower and Grass with dew.I wish u a very special Good Morning....

See outside the Window,
Sun rising for U, Flowers smiling for U,
Birds Singing for U, B'coz last night
I told them to wish U G@@D Morning.

Simple music can make u sing,A simple hug can make u feel better,Simple things can make u happy.Hope my simple Hi...!!!will make u smile ...Good Morning....

Happy moments Don t forget me;Difficult moments-Trust me;Quiet moments-Call me; Painful moments Tell me;Every moment-Bless me;....Good Morning.....

Romantic Love Poem

When it comes to lovin' couples,
don't we make the perfect pair-
There's romance, love, and laughter
in the friendship that we share.
We care enough to listen,
to trust and understand.
To build a life together,
side by side and hand in hand.
We both know that we're lucky
and we've got a good thing going.
Through ups and downs
and give and take,
our love just keeps on growing...
'Cause I bring out the best in you,
and you the best in me-
I guess it takes the two of us
to make the perfect "we."

A GUJJU SPESAL !

Q) Why won't the gujju jeweler sell anything to the UP ka bhayiya?
A) The bhayiya kept giving gujju a bunch of hair each time the gujju asked for KESH.

Q) What will a Gujju tell a tomato, coming last in a tomato race?
(in case of one)
A) Tomato KETCHUP.

Q) Why did the gujju go to Rome ?
A) He wanted to listen to POPE music.

Q) Why did the gujju go to London?
A) To see BIG BEHN.

Q) What did the Gujju mean when he said, "Ramesh no dikro STATES
ma gayon" ?
A) Ramesh's son failed in statistics...

Q) Why was the gujju stacking up 1 cent coins on the day before
exams ?
A) He wanted to get "cent-par-cent" .

Q) What did the Gujju have in the morning?
A) LIGHT SNAKES for breakfast.

Q) What did the Gujju say to the singing prostitute?
A) You are going from BED To VERSE.

Q) Did you know that Gujarati students are going to start a fraternity?
A) They named it Rho Beta Rho.

Q) Why did the gujjus take 50 paise when they went to watch "GANDHI"?
A) They read Atten( 8 annas)-bourough in the credits.

Q) Why did the gujju think Gandhi was acted by a woman in "GANDHI"?
A) They read Ben( behn) Kingsley did the acting.

HOW DO DESIS SPEND THEIR TIME IN USA AND THE OTHER WESTERN COUNTRIES?

Q How do desis in states have fun ?
A. Read technical books

Q. What do you call it when a desi tries to imitate an American ?
A. Artificial Intelligence

Q. What does a desi's intelligence say to his man-hood ?
A. You are a fictious character.

Q. Why do desis go to a bar ?
A. To stand in a corner and look at the blondes on the sly.

Q. Why is it good to have a desi friend ?
A. You can get your assignments done.

Q. What is a desi's favorite rhyme ?
A. Earn money. look funny. (like a zombie, having spent a lifetime
in the lab)

Q. How do you make a desi's eyes light up ?
A. Wave a dollar bill on his face.

Q. What is a desi's most exciting part of life ?
A. Doing an assignment for a girl.

Q. Why do desis drink a can of beer ?
A. so they could get high.

Q. Why do desis wear underwears ?
A. Because they could have wet dreams.

Q. What do desis do for lovemaking ?
A. Read penthouse.

Q. What do you call a desi between two blondes ?
A. A misfit.

Q. What do you call a desi's brain ?
A. A conundrum.

Q. How does a Professor change a desi's mind ?
A. Offer a RA.

Q. Why do desis like spicy food ?
A. To avoid constipation.

Q. Why do desis wear goggles ?
A. To look at blondes

Q. What do desis mean by fun ?
A. sighting blondes sitting in a car with sun glass doors.

Q. What do you call a desi gathering ?
A. Techinical conference.

Q. When does a desi smile ?
A. After seeing his pay check.

Q. When do desis go to the temple ?
A. Just before the finals week.

Q. Why is Cinemax's (cable) Friday after dark so successful ?
A1. Because, all desis watch it.

Q. Why does warner cable show X rated movies ?
A. Because desi's won't pay otherwise.

Q. Why are blue films made ?
A. So desis know what sex is all about.

Q. Why do desis drown in a swimming pool ?
A. Because they have pot bellies.

Q. What does a desi do on a date ?
A. Bore the hell out of the girl's mind by talking about his
assignments and how he solved the problems.

Q. What is a desi's most exciting night ?
A. Sitting alone in the lab and reading Alt.sex

Q. How can you punish a desi ?
A. Ask him to talk to a girl without offerring to do her assignment.

Q. Why don't desis wish other desis ?
A. Because, they are scared the other might ask for a quarter.

Q. How do you confuse a desi ?
A. Ask him questions about sexuality.

Q. What is the desi's chronic speech impediment ?
A. His accent.

Q. What do you call a desi who says he dated a blonde ?
A. A braggart.

Q. What do you call a desi girl who isn't beautiful yet stupid ?
A. Piddle shit

Q. How do you identify a stupid desi ?
A. Give him some money and see if he doesn't look gratified.

Q. How does one desi confront the other ?
A. By playing chess.

Q. How does a desi measure his perseverance & stamina ?
A. Watch all the X-rated movies shown on a friday night and still
feel no sexual urges.

Q. How does a desi confuse another desi ?
A. Speak with an american accent.

Q. What are desis famous for floating in the swimming pool ?
A. Because of their strikingly prominent tummies.

Q. How do you excite a desi ?
A. Give him a book about the Theory of Relativity.

Q. Why are desis cockeyed ?
A. Because, they never look at a blonde straight.

Q. How do you describe a desi ?
A. A short zombie who looks intimidated.

Q. Who do you call a smart desi ?
A1. One who can drink two cans of beer and still walk straight.

Q. What is a desi's philosophy of life ?
A. Eat, sleep and study.

Q. Why are desis immune to STDs ?
A. Because they never have sex.

Q. Why does a desi buy a condom ?
A. To add to his collector's items.

Q. How does a desi bragg ?
A. Tell fellow desis that a blonde smiled at him.

Q. What is the difference between a priest/nun and a desi ?
A. The latter has no choice but to stay a virgin.

Q. What do you call a stupid desi ?
A. A techinical fault.

Why Computers are Female?

6. As soon as you have one, a better one is just around the corner.

5. No one but the creator understands the internal logic.

4. Even your smallest mistakes are committed to memory for future reference.

3. The native language used to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.

2. The message "Bad Command or File Name" is about as informative as "If you don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not going to tell you".

1. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half of your paycheck on accessories for it.

Definition of a kiss!!

Definition of a kiss as given by...

Prof. Of Algebra: Kiss Is Infinity Because It’s Two Divided By Nothing

Prof. Of Geometry: Kiss Is The Shortest Distance Between Two Lips

Prof. Of Physics: Kiss Is The Contraction Of Mouth Due To The Expansion Of The Heart

Prof. Of Chemistry: Kiss Is The Reaction Of The Interaction Between Two Hearts

Prof. Of Physiology: Kiss Is The Juxtaposition Of Two Orbicular Is Oris Muscles In The State Of Contraction.

Prof. Of Dentistry: Kiss Is Infections And Antiseptic.

Prof. Of Accountancy: Kiss Is A Credit Because It Is Profitable When Returned

Prof. Of Economics: Kiss Is That Thing For Which The Demand Is Always Higher Than The Supply.

Prof. Of Statistic: Kiss Is An Event Who’s Probability Depends On The Vital Statistics Of 36-24-36.

Prof. Of Philosophy: Kiss Is Persecution For The Child Ecstasy For The Youth And Homage For The Old.

Prof. Of English: Kiss Is A Noun That Is Used As A Conjunction; It Is More Common Then Proper; It Is Spoken In The Plural And It Is Applicable To All.

Prof. Of Architecture: Kiss Is A Process, Which Builds A Solid Bond Between The Two Dynamic Objects.

Prof. Of Comp. Science: What Is A Kiss? It Looks To Be An Undefined Variable

Husband- Wife Jokes ..!

1. U love sum1....U marry some1 else.

The1 u marry....becomes ur wife or husband.

N the 1 u loved .....becomes the password of ur mail id

2. There's only 1 perfect child in the world & every mother has it.

There's only 1 perfect wife in the world & every neighbor has it.

3. Three dreams of a man:

To b as handsome as his mother thinks.

To b as rich as his child believes.

To have as many women as his wife suspects...

4. Husband & wife r like liver and kidney. Husband is liver & wife kidney.

If liver fails, kidney fails. If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.

5. Generation Next Motto: Na hum shaadi karenge, na apne bachun ko karne deinge.

6. What's the diff between Dava & d Daru?

Dava is like girlfriend, that comes with expiry date.

Daru is like wife, Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.

7. Wife ko Begum q kehte hain?

qk shadi k bad sare gum to husband ke hisse me ate hain or wife Be-Gum ho jati hay.

Naughty Funny Stories

Naukrani: "Malkin! Chote Baba Ne Cockroach Kha Lia hai."

Malkin: "Oh God!Call Doctor Fast"

Naukrani: "Aap Tension Na Lo .. Maine Chote Baba Ko BAYGON Pila dia hai."

Pappu Ne Jalte Hue Makan Se 6 Logo Ko Apni Jaan Pe Khelkar Bahar

Nikala

Fir Bhi Usko Jail Ho Gayi

Qun...

Qun..Ki Vo Sab Firebrigade Wale The

Santa-Oye!what R U doing?

Banta-Recording this baby’s voice.

Santa-Why?

Banta- When he grows up, I shall ask him what he meant by this

Wife: I hate the beggar who came yesterday!

Husband: Why??

Wife: I gave him food yesterday & today he gifted me a book "How to Cook"!!

Santa ki ladai apne baap se ho gayi

To usne apne baap ki photo kabristan me 1 ped pe latka diya

Aur Niche Likha

"COMING SOON"

A man calls his wife through an !dea mobile.

But the call goes to another woman.

They loved & got married.

Moral: an !dea can change ur wife

Wht is similarity between Bill gates n me?

Don't know??

He never comes 2 my house and I never go 2 his house

EGO PROBLEMS U KNOW...

A lawyer sent an overdue bill to a client with a note "This Bill is one year old"

He got his bill bak with a note that read"Happy Birthday!"

SANTA:- Yar iska matlab kya hota hai, "I AM GOING"?

FRIEND:- Main jaa raha hun.

SANTA:- Saaley, aise kaise jayega, 20 aur bhi aise

ja chuke hain....answer bata ke jaa..

Santa went to temple & saw people puting coin in box & praying

Santa: Wow! How amazing. People are talking to God through coin phone without receiver

Ek Aadmi Kabar Pe Baitha Tha ..Musafir Ne Pucha, "Darr Nahi Lagta?"

Aadmi- "Darne Ki Kya Baat Hai , Andar Garmi Lag Rahi Thi Thodi Der Bahar Aa Gaya."

Bin Laden's son was studing in an American school.

Teacher asked him, " I have 4 apples, how can I share it among 5 children" He answerd, "KILL ONE"

Waiter gives bill to Santa

Santa: "Take my card."

Waiter: "But sir, this is Ration Card."

Sardar: "So what? U have writen outside

"ALL CARDS ACCEPTED"...

Funny and Naughty Stuff 101 WAYS TO ANNOY PEOPLE

Sing the Batman theme incessantly.
In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."
Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."
Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."
If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.
Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen.
Speak only in a "robot" voice.
Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.
Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub".
Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 98 copies.
Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.
Sniffle incessantly.
Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.
Name your dog "Dog."
Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."
Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU think."
Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your "astronaut training."
Declare your apartment an independent nation, and sue your neighbors upstairs for "violating your airspace".
Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a "real hoot."
Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with Lysol.
Practice making fax and modem noises.
Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc:" them to your boss.
Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.
Erect an elaborate network of ropes in your backyard, and tell the neighbors you are a "spider person."
Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with the prophesy."
Wear a special hip holster for your remote control.
Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying more any moment.
Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.
Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room.
Give a play-by-play account of a persons every action in a nasal Howard Cosell voice.
Holler random numbers while someone is counting.
Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way."
Drum on every available surface.
Staple papers in the middle of the page.
Ask 1-800 operators for dates.
Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copyright warnings.
Sew anti-theft detector strips into peoples backpacks.
Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.
Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.
Set alarms for random times.
Order a side of pork rinds with your filet mignon.
Instead of Gallo, serve Night Train next Thanksgiving.
Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a "croaking" noise.
Honk and wave to strangers.
Dress only in clothes colored Hunters Orange.
Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.
Tape pieces of "Sweating to the Oldies" over climactic parts of rental movies.
Wear your pants backwards.
Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints by the cash register.
Begin all your sentences with "ooh la la!"
ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.
only type in lowercase.
dont use any punctuation either
Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.
Pay for your dinner with pennies.
Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.
Repeat everything someone says, as a question.
Write "X - BURIED TREASURE" in random spots on all of someone's roadmaps.
Inform everyone you meet of your personal Kennedy assassination/ UFO/ O.J Simpson conspiracy theories.
Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, its gone now."
Light road flares on a birthday cake.
Wander around a restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley.
Leave tips in Bolivian currency.
Demand that everyone address you as "Conquistador. "
At the laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks.
When Christmas caroling, sing "Jingle Bells, Batman smells" until physically restrained.
Wear a cape that says "Magnificent One."
As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling, as they read.
Pretend your computer's mouse is a CB radio, and talk to it.
Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce "no, wait, I messed it up," and repeat.
Drive half a block.
Inform others that they exist only in your imagination.
Ask people what gender they are.
Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie parts back.
Cultivate a Norwegian accent. If Norwegian, affect a Southern drawl.
Routinely handcuff yourself to furniture, informing the curious that you don't want to fall off "in case the big one comes".
Deliberately hum songs that will remain lodged in co-workers brains, such as "Feliz Navidad", the Archies "Sugar" or the Mr. Rogers theme song.
While making presentations, occasionally bob your head. like a parakeet.
Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day.
Leave your Christmas lights up and lit until September.
Change your name to "AaJohn Aaaaasmith" for the great glory of being first in the phone book. Claim it's a Hawaiian name, and demand that people pronounce each "a."
Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
Chew on pens that you've borrowed.
Wear a LOT of cologne.
Listen to 33rpm records at 45rpm speed, and claim the faster speed is necessary because of your "superior mental processing."
Sing along at the opera.
Mow your lawn with scissors.
At a golf tournament, chant "swing-batabatabata -suhWING- batter!"
Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your "imaginary friend."
Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.
Ask your co-workers mysterious questions, and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something about "psychological profiles."
Stare at static on the TV and claim you can see a "magic picture."
Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times.
Never make eye contact.
Never break eye contact..
Construct elaborate "crop circles" in your front lawn.
Construct your own pretend "tricorder," and "scan" people with it, announcing the results.
Make appointments for the 31st of September.
Invite lots of people to other people's parties.

Very Funny Stories

Read this true Incident & let everybody you know this. My friend lives in Delhi , One day he went to Gurgaon to visit his uncle for some days. One evening he and some other of my college friends for a movie & had so much fun that he forgot that it was Very late. He was returning around midnight. He had to walk about a mile from where his friend dropped him. As he was walking alone, he could sense that the night felt very creepy as it was so dark. While walking, he was astonished to see an old creepy looking guy selling some books. It was a very unusual thing to see a thing like that at late night. It got the shivers on him when he noticed that his old guy is unusually pale and staring at him.

The old guy said "Son why don't you get a book, it would keep you company".

Then he did something which he would regret for the rest of his Life. My friend started to act brave & thought why not & had a look at his Collection. He noticed that all the books were related to supernatural Activities, but he found one that was very interesting.

So he asked the Old man "how much is it?".

The old guy replied, "Well son, this is an interesting book, it's only for Rs. 250.

My friend was shocked and said "but...but it's expensive"

This time the old man stared which freaked him. My friend quickly checked all his pockets & found Rs.200 & said "This is all I have."

The old guy replied "its OK son, you can have the book for that price

As My friend was just about to run for home the old man called back & said "Son, whatever happen, you don't ever flip the book to it's last page. Remember these words or you would regret it.

My friend nodded and never looked back.

On reaching home, he quickly asked his Uncle whether there was any new old book seller nearby.

The Uncle replied "not that I know of but, we've heard that there's 1 old man comes once in a while during full moon nights but heard That there is something creepy about it, why son?"

My friend freaked out, he told his uncle "nothing uncle, just asking".

He started reading the book with the old man's words on His mind. At night, 2 o'clock, as he went to bed, a gush of wind blew which chilled him up to his bones. At that glimpse, he noticed the wind had blown the pages to its last page. He remembered what the old man has said!


But we humans tend to have the tendency to know.

Out of curiosity, he flipped to the last page & fainted. What he saw at the last page is stated below.


it was written

Original price: -- Rs. 250/-
Promotion price: -- Rs. 10/-
he he he he he he
Ha Ha Ha !

In memories of My Dad

Abba ki har baat mujhe aati hai bahot yaad

Aankhoon se phir hoti hai ashko ki barsaat

Unki wo pyaari baatyen wo pind o nasihat

Gauhar hain wo be maya, anmol un ki qimat

Chalna mujhe sikhaya is tedhi si dagar per

Dil se dua hai meri, noor barse unki qabar per

Jis waqt wo juda mujh se hoye the

Hathoon mein tha hath, lab kaanp rahe the

Duniya meri un se thi, main tanha khada tha

Waqt aisa kada, umar mein pahle na pada tha

Aate the jo aansu to roke na bane the

Amma ko hum thame hoye khamosh khade the

Kaha hai ye kisi jahandeedah ne Nafees

"Aye Ziya maa baap ke saye ki naqadri na kar

Dhoop Kate gi bahot jab ye shajar kat jayega"

hum ko un ke bad un ka har lafz yaad ayega

Dard E Judai Shayaris.. Awesome Collections :funny hindi sms hindi romantic Shayari

Duwa karna yaro juda ho rahe hai,

Rahi zindagi to fir aaker milenge..

Ager mergaye to duwa karte rehna,

Aansun bahane ki koshish na karna..

A duniya badi bewafa hai samajhna,

Kahin dil lagane ki koshish na karna.

Mere doston zindagi ek safer hai samajhna,

Kahin thaher jane ki koshish na karna.

Danishon ki duniya hai sari,

Alfazon ka mydan hai sara.

Zer aur zaber ko pehechan na pao,

To mydan me aane ki koshish na karna.

Kashti ummidon ki ger sahil na paye,

To khud dub jane ki koshish na karna.

Kadam pe andhera karegi ye duniya,

Kahin dil jalane ki koshish na karma.

Kabhi ro ke muskuraye , kabhi muskura ke roye,

Jab bhi teri yaad aayi tujhe bhula ke roye,

ek tera hi to naam tha jise hazar bar likha,

Jitna likh ke khush hue us se jayada mita ke roye.

Akela sa mehsus karo jab tanhai me,

Yaad meri aye jab judai me,

Mehsus karna tumhare karib hu me,

Jab chahe dekh lena apni hi parchai me.

Kadam yuhi dagmaga gaye raaste me,

Warna sambhlna hum bhi jaanthe the,

Thokar bhi lagi tho us pathar se,

Jise hum apna mante the.

Kaash woh samajthe is dil ki tadap ko,

Tho yun humein ruswa na kiya hotha.

Unki ye berukhi zulm bhi manzoor thi humein,

Bas ek baar humein samaj-liya hotha…

Wo roye to bahut, par mujhse muh mod kar roye

Koi majburi hogi to dil tod kar roye

Mere samne kar diye mere tasveer ke tukde

Pata chala mere piche wo unhe jod kar roye

Mere khwabon mein aana aapka kasur tha

Aapse dil lagana hamara kasur tha

Aap aaye the zindagi mein pal do pal ke liye

Aapko zindagi samajh lena hamara kasur tha

To My Loved One....: hindi jokes hindi ghazals hindi love sms

When you walked
Into my life
Everything changed



What was stressed,
Was then calm
What was confused,
Was then clear




When you walked
Into mylife
Everything changed







When you leapt
Into myheart
Everything changed





What was dull
Was then vibrant
What was drained
Was then brimming



When you leapt
Into my heart
Everything changed
Everything brightened
Everything shined
Everything glimmered
Everything glowed

Waqt Mila Tab Yaad Karti Ho : hindi shayari urdu shayari love shayari

Waqt Mila Tab Yaad Karti Ho,

Mud Hua Tab Baat Karti Ho,

1 Zamana Tha Jb 1 Pal Bhi Rah Nahi Sakti Thi

Bina Is Dost Ke,Ab To Yaad Bhi 1 Zamane Ke Baad Karti Ho !!

Dost Dost Nahi Khuda Hota Hai,

Mahsus Tab Hota Hai,

Jab Wo Juda Hota Hai,

Bina Dost Ke Jina 1 Saja Hota Hai !!

Koshish Karo Koi Aapse Na Ruthe Zindgi Me

Apno Ka Sath Na Chhute Rishta Koi Bhi Ho

Use Aise Nibhao Ki Us Rishte Ki Dor Zindgi Bhar Na Tute !!

Tohfa Kya De Tohfa To Hume Mila Hai,

Khuda Ne Aap Jaisa Dost Jo Diya Hai

Wo Tohfa Hi Kya Jiska Koi Mol Ho,

Tohfa To Wo Hai Jo Aapsa Anmol Ho !!

Kya Mangu Khuda Se Aapko Pane Ke Baad

Kiska Karu Intzar Aap Ke Aane Ke Baad

Kyu Dosti Pe Jaan Luta Dete Hai Log

Malum Hua Aapko Dost Banane Ke Baad !!

Dost Ko Dost Ka Ishara Yaad Rehta Hai

Har Dost Ko Aapna Dostana Yaad Rehta Hai

2 Pal Sachhe Dost Ke Sath To Guzaro Maut

Tak Vo Nazara Yaad Rehta Hai !!

Dosti Karna Accha Hai,

Dosti Nibhana Farz Hai,

Dosti Todna Bewkufi Hai,

Or Dosto Ko Disturb Karna...

"Haq Banta Hai Yaaar"

Khuda Ne Dost Ko Dost Se Milaya

Dost Ke Liye Dosti Ka Rista Banaya

Par Kehte He Dosti Rahegi Usi Ki

Kayam Jisne Dosti Ko Dil Se Nibhaya !!

Kimat Pani Ki Nahi Pyas Ki Hoti Hai

Kimat Maut Ki Nahi Saans Ki Hoti Hai

Dost To Bahut He Duniya Me

Kimat Dost Ki Nahi Vishwaas Ki Hoti Hai !!

An older couple was lying in bed one night.

Old AGE !.....

An older couple was lying in bed one night. The husband was falling a sleep, but the wife felt romantic and wanted to talk.

She said, "You use to hold my hand when we were courting."

Wearily he reached across, held her hand for a second, and tried to get back to sleep. A few moments later she said, "Then you used to kiss me."

Mildly irritated, he reached across, gave her a peck on the cheek and settled down to sleep.

Thirty seconds later she said. "Then you use to bite my neck.

"Angrily, he threw back the bed clothes and got out of bed.

"Where are you going ?" she asked.

"To get my teeth!"

Emotions Of A Women....Must Read friends!!!

A woman dreams ... with her heart, dreams of passion,
beauty and peace on earth.

A woman cries ... tears when she's wounded...replaced with
smiles when she knows she will heal soon.

A woman loves ... with her soul, deep and true ... with all that
she knows.....

A woman tries ... through every wrong, ... forgives past sins
and finds the strength to move on.

A woman gives ... everything inside her ... she does not hold
back because of the fears that remind her ... she could be hurt,
be taken in, ... a woman protects herself with the love that lies
within.....

Only a woman knows ....the secret truths that hide beneath the
surface of her warmth and kindness.

Only a woman knows ...the tender touch that can heal all
wrongs and relieve all fears.

Only a woman ....can give her all and have love left to give when
the giving is done.

Only a woman ... with a woman's heart ... can understand and
accept ... the many pains she will encounter.

Only a woman ... with a woman's heart ... can possibly know
the strength of her heart.....

A woman knows ... if all she owns was taken ... there are
parts of her, the best of her ... that nothing on earth can ever
take away ... the woman's heart, the woman's depths.

Only a woman knows ... it's the love within that makes her who
she is, and love without pain could be a love that is dead.

Jo mausam beet jata hai dobara kyon nahin ata

Jo mausam beet jata hai dobara kyon nahin ata

kahin se laut ker bachpan hamara kyon nahin ata

yahan anay ko to har din kissi ke saath ata hai

jesay is dil ne reh reh kar pukara kyon nahin ata

who jis ki lo mohabbat ki jabeen ka istara thi

to phir rastay mai hamary wo roshan sitara kyon nahin ata

bohat heart hai ab bagon mein jab kalian chataktin hain

hamary dehyan mein lehja tumhara kyon nahin ata

kabhi phelay hoay pairon se jab kirnein jhalakty hain

tasawur main un ankhoon ka ishara kyon nahin ata

bhatakta phir raha hoon din ke is weran jangal mein

mehakti sham ka rangeen kinara kyon nahin ata

Husn ke Range le dube

Husn ke Range le dube

Jahane-husn ke rangi nazare humko le dube

Jinhe apna banaya woh sahare humko le dube

Kaha shikva hai gairo ke chalan ka humko

shikayat sirf itni hai humare humko le dube

Bahut mahfuj rakhkha dil ko tufane tamanna se

Magar masum nazaro ke ishare humko le dube

Shabe-furkat to humne jaise taise katdi lekin

Shubah ko dubne wale sitare humko le dube

Rahgujar suni si rahi unki ek jhalak pane ko hum taras gaye

Rahgujar suni si rahi unki ek jhalak pane ko hum taras gaye

Kabhi socha na tha is kadar paagalpan pyaar ka cha jayega

mai ibadat karunga khuda ki or hotho par unka naam aayega,,,,

chand or chakor ki tarah ye paagal intjaar karta rah jayega

unki reshmi julfon ke saye ko mahsoos bhi na kar payega,,,,,, ,

e kaas,,,ki vo yaado se nikalkar mere saamne aa jaye

chod ke saari duniya ko bas mera hi saath nibhaye,,,

Bhool gaye jo khushiya hum apne yaar ki galiyon me

kaas,,,,vo hi khushiya hume fir se apne paas bulaaye,,,

e kaas,,, ki ye karishma ek baar humare saath bhi ho jaye,,,

Ki mai yaad karu khuda ko or saamne mahaboob aa jaye,,,,,,,, ,,,

Dard he dard hain Zindagi me

Maut mangate hai to jindagi khafaa ho jaati hai,

jahar lete hai to wo bhi dawa ho jati hai,

tu hi bata e mere dost kya karu,

jisako bhi chaahte hai bewafa ho jaati hai...

us ko chaha lekin izhar karna na aayakat gayi umar

sari magar pyar karna na aayausne manga kuch to,

judai mangiaur hume inkar karna na aaya...

jeene ki nayi adaa di haikhush rahne ki unhone dava di

haiai khuda unhe sara jaha denajinho ne apne dil me

hume thodi si jagah di hai....

dunia me jine ki chahat na hotiagar khuda ne

muhobbat banayi na hotilog marne ki arzoo na

karteagar muhobbat me bewafai na hoti......

Zakham Khaana To Apni Aadat Hai

Zakham Khaana To Apni Aadat Hai

Muskurana To Apni Aadat Hai

Roshni Ho Ke Ghup Andeihra Ho

Dil Jalaana To Apni Aadat Hai

Aap Kab Tak Sanbhaliye Ga Humein

Larrkharrana To Apni Aadat Hai

Hein Sitamgar Khafa To Honey Do

Sar Utaana To Apni Aadat Hai

Raah Chalti Hui Museebat Ko

Ghar Bulaana To Apni Aadat Hai

Uss Ki Aankhon Say Kya Gila Raahi!!

Doob Jaana To Apni Aadat Hai

Mujhe Khonay Se Darti Thi

Mujhe Khonay Se Darti Thi

Meri Aankhon Pe Marti Thi

Meri Baton Pe Hansti Thi

Na Janay Woh Ladki Thi Kaisi

Mujhe Khonay Se Darti Thi

Mujhay Jab Bhi Woh Milti Thi

Yahi Har Baar Kehti Thi

Suno!!

Agar Main Bhool Jaoon To

Agar Main Rooth Jaoon To

Kabhi Wapis Na Aoon To

Bhula Pao Gay Yeh Sab Kuch?

Younhi Hanstay Raho Gay Kya?

Younhi Sajtay Raho Gay Kya?

Yahi Batain Hain Bas Uski

Yahi Yaadain Hain Bas Uski

Yahi Chahat Hai Bas Uski

Mujhy Bas Yaad Hai Itna!!!

Mujhay Woh Pyar Karti Thi

Mujhay Khonay Se Darti Thi...!!!

Shaam Roz Aa Jaati Hai Mairey Darwazey Par

Shaam Roz Aa Jaati Hai Mairey Darwazey Par

Mairi Tanhaai Ka Tamasha Daikhney Ke Liye

Sooraj Roz Nikal Aata Hai

Mujhey Umeed Dikhaney Ko

Chaand Bhi Pandra Bees Dinon Tak Jhalak Dikhata Hai

Aatey Jaatey Mousam Jaisey

Waswasey Aur Khof Bhi Aatey Hain

Andhaira Bhi Bisaat Bhar Darata Hai

Zindagi Bhi Door Kharri Hansti Hai

Kal Barish Ne Bhi Darawa Diya Kabhi Na Barasney Ka

Khizaan Ke Patey Bhi Ruswayion Say Daraney Lagey

Barf Tak Ne Apni Sard Banhon Mein Panah Deney Ko Kaha

Sabhi Aaye Baari Baari

Sirf Tum Nahin Aaye !!!

hindi shayari urdu shayari love shayari

Guzaarey Thay Woh Pyarey Lamhey, Jo Banhon Mein Ter

~~*Guzaarey Thay Woh Pyarey Lamhey, Jo Banhon Mein Teri~~*

Guzaarey Thay Woh Pyarey Lamhey, Jo Baanhon Mein Teri

Khusboo Ban Ke Jee Rahey Hain, Woh Saanson Mein Mairi

Haathon Mein Utha Loon Tum Ko, Barra Lamba Hai Safar

Chubhey Kaantey Sab Mujhey Woh, Jo Hon Raahon Mein Teri

Pakra Haath Tha Jo Tumhara, Wajah Uss Ki To Yehi Thi

Sachaai Jhalak Rahi Thi Aisey, Sab Waadon Mein Teri

Kuch Bhi Kaho Ye Bandhan, Itna Kamzor To Nahin Hai

Ke Bass Reh Jaaon Ikk Yaad Ban Kar, Yaadon Mein Teri

Kaisey Bhula Doon Pal Woh Saarey, Jab Tum Ne Ye Kaha Tha

Ke Tumhari Dunya To Abb Rahey Gi, Sada Baanhon Mein Mairi

Abb Kehte Ho Tum Ke Raasta, Mujh Say Kar Liya Juda Hai

Kya Pehley Ki Tarah Phir Aa Jaoon, Main Baaton Mein Teri?

Mairey Pyar Ki Hai Jo Shidat, Tumhein Khoob Khabar Hai Iss Ki

Har Aansoo Mairi Aankh Say Nikla, Tha Jo Aankhon Mein Teri

Dil Ko Jala Loon Apney, Par Itni Sii Shart Pey 'Gargi'

Jo Iss Ke Jalney Say Roshni Aa Jayey, Yoon Raaton Mein Teri !

Jindgi Har Pal Khas Nahi Hoti

Jindgi Har Pal Khas Nahi Hoti

Phulo Ki Khusbu Hamesa Pass Nahi Hoti

Milna Meri Taqdir Me Likha Tha Varna

Itni Pyari Dosti Kabhi Itefaq Nahi Hoti !!

Love Bade Sharart Ka Anjam Hai Dosti

Kahu Uski Har Rishto Ka Paigam Hai Dosti

Din Rat Masti Ka Naam Hai Dosti

Lekin Aapke Msg Bina Bejan Hai Dosti !!

Kyu Mushkilo Me Sath Dete He Dost

Kyu Gamko Baat Lete He Dost

Na Rishta Khun Ka Na Riwaj Se

Bandha Hai Fir Bhi Zindgi Bhar Sath Dete He Dost !!

Kehte Hai Har Baat Kisi Ko Kahi Nahi Jati

Apno Ko Bhi Batai Nahi Jati Par Dost To

Dil Ka"Aaina" Hota Hai Or Aaine Se "Surat"Chupaai Nahi Jati !!

Thodi Shararat Thodi Ruswaai,

Bahut Sara Apnapan Thodi Ladai.

Na Ho Faasle Kabhi Na Kabhi Duri,

Bas Isi Tarha Dosti Me Mit Jaye Zindgi Puri !!

Agar Jawab Dogi To Baat Karenge!

Nahi Dogi To Intezar Karenge!

Dosti Ki Hai Aapse Isliye Marte Dam Tak,

Aap Ko Har Pal Yaad Karenge !!

God 's Love Is Everywhere

God 's Love Is Everywhere



Verse



Romans 4:18



Against all hope , Abraham in hope believed and so

became the father of many nations, just as it had been said to him," So shall your offspring be"





Hope against hope, ask till ye receive

James Montgomery



Abraham is know as the father of our faith.

That title didn't come easily" First of all, he left his home in a sophisticated and affluent part of the world because he heard God Calling him to a new land.

Throughout his stroy in Genesis, the one constant is that

he "picked up his tent stakes" and moved on.





But that was just the beginning of his challenge.

When he got to the land, it was filled with warring tribes.

Even harder to deal with, he and his wife seemingly could not have children.

Hpw do you become the father of a nation when you have

have no land and no child?

But Abraham never gave up - and at an Old age recevied his reward.

Will your faith persevere when you see no immediate

results to feed your hope?

love hindi poetry hindi ghazal

Safar tanha nahin karte
Suno aisa nahin karte

Chalo tum raz ho apna
Tumhain afsha nahin karte

Suno jis ka muqaddar ho ussey choda nahi karte
Jisay shafaf rakhhna ho ussey maila nahin karte

Jo bas jata hai dharkan main ussey bhula nahin karte
Kisi ko dil dete waqt bohut socha nahin kartey

Jo pehlay sey tanha ho ussey tanha nahin karte
Suno yadain sataingi magar roya nahin karte

Suno tum yad atay ho aur hum soya nahin karte

What makes a man fall in love?

Many a female has asked herself the question, "What makes a man fall in love?"

By allowing your inner romantic to thrive you become more open to making a man fall in love. I've helped many a friend bring out her natural instincts that are so often suppressed due to pressures of society. I say to heck with all that, love is grand and there is nothing wrong with having your cake and eating it! Go ahead learn to let your girlish ways flow naturally and enjoy the falling in love process.

Put Him to Work - Ask him to fix, open or move something for you in order to bond with him. This is more of the same on the nurturing topic.


Ask Him - Ask his opinion about oh… anything asking him lets him know you find him smart and value his knowledge finding him useful and helpful.

Play Dress Up - Soft, frilly and girly stuff flips a switch in a mans brain and triggers an intense response that says, wow female, nice! Men are amazed and in awe of the soft and pretty side of women. For instance, they are often awe struck with the fact that we can create life. Celebrate your differences and wow him with a frilly apron while you cook and things of the such. This type of things screams "I'm happy to be a chic" and men find this magical.


Wear His clothes – Anytime you wear a mans clothes it tells him you want to be near him and take comfort and pleasure being near him. Guys take great pleasure in your show of trust and preference in them over other men.

Hmmm... Let me see, what else, Oh YEA...

Let Him Be – Guys need to know that once they become involved with you their lives can remain the same. It's important to show him you have no plans to change him or make him better. So, make sure the guy you choose is the guy you want. Men love their freedom, need to hang with their friends and have guy time in the man cave. If you're a woman who doesn't interfere with this he's far more likely to fall in love with you.


Switch Things Up – Show the many sides of your happy to be a chic chic, the t-shirt and jeans with hair in a pony tail gal and the up do librarian type etc. Men love to see changes in your appearance. It keeps the allure and exciting wow girl factor burning. Men love all the versatile physical differences and are fascinated with it.

Give Him Space – Men place women on a pedestal, it's therefore in your best interest to keep private things private. Leave as much to the imagination as possible. Don't spoil the magic of your mystery. For example keep your grooming rituals and other female issues private. A man doesn't want to know of such things, again leave as much to the imagination as possible. Allow him his own space to do the same. PLUS, Don't take over his space or get rid of his things. In time he will come to these decisions on his own as you merge your things. Make room for his taste and embrace it.

What I know is this, men love us for our differences and adore all the mysteries of being a female. Celebrate and honor those differences with a kind and loving heart and you will find amazing and boundless love. There is nothing better than when a man loves a woman.

Run to Win

You know that many runners enter a race , and only one of them wins the prize.

So run to win

Athletes work hard to win a crown that cannot last, but we do it for a crown that will last

foreve, I don't run without a goal.

And i keep my body under control and make

it my slave, so I won't lose out after telling the good new to others (pl read Corinthians 9:24-7)



The world's top athletes go above and beyond the norm to compete at the highest level.

When setbacks come their way they keep pressing on , in 1 Corinthians , Paul tells us to

have that same mentality No matter what happens we have to press on an run our race

of faith like we're in it to win it.



I"d like to share a movie with you that highlight some amzazing stories of people who have over come adversities

As you watch think about your own life and times you've wanted to throw in the towel.

Commit to finshing your race strong

no matter what

Be inspired and inspire others

Magar phir bhi ussi zaalim pe ham ko pyaar aya he!

dharak na kaam he dil ka ye dhad kan tum ne hi di he

mohabbat naam he es ka ye jo bekali tum ne hi di he

zamane bhar ki bato ka na ab ham se sabab puncho

guzaare kese din-ratei tun hare bin ye puncho



mohabbat tum ko kar te hei magar keh ne se darte hei

khyaalon me magar ham rooz tera deedaar karte hei



magar jab sam ne ate ho to nigahe milane se dar te hei

hamare dil pe kya beeti or sirf ahei bhar te hei



jigaar me tees dil me dard ham to aahei bhar te hei

ye kesa pyaar he meraa ye kesa dil lagaya he



jis zaalim ne tadhpaya yusi pe piyaar ayaa he

tumhara naam le le ke kati ye umar sari he



na tum aye na teri yaad ne daman ko choda he

tum hare pyaar ne ham ko kahi ka bhi na chodha he



qun aaj bhi dil ne na ummeede daman chodha he

tum hare pyaar ne ham ko kahi ka bhi na chodha he



millee khushia kam or teri yaad -ne har pal rulaaya he

magar phir bhi ussi zaalim pe ham ko pyaar aya he

hindi shayari urdu shayari love shayari

I will always show You that I love you.

and give the best of me I can

I will always be there to comfort you and try to protect you from all harm

with everything who I am??


I will always open up my heart to you and be not only your lover but your best friend

I will always be someone who you can talk to and when it is needed just listen as

I'll be the one whom you can always depend.

I will always give you my strength

if you ever feel that you are not strong

I will always try to do my utmost

and support you in every way I know how

to right anything that has gone wrong.

I will always accept you for who are

and love you unconditionally

I will always try to make you feel good about yourself

and make you feel needed and important

as someone who means the world to me

New SMS Freindship SMS Hindi SMS

Raat itni haseen thi
Ke saare so rahe the
Hum hi aise badnaseeb the
Jo aap ki yaad main ro rahe the

Yaaron mar bhi gaya to,
Aarti meri dafnaa dena
Utha kar janaza mera,
Unki gali ghuma dena
Agar wo mera pata puche to
Shamshaan ghaat bata dena




Milna hai to mil
isee duniya ke chaman main
Phir kya milna hoga,
Jab laaash hogi kaphan main

Maine tujhe dekha,
handle badal badal kar
Tere baap ne mujhe peeta,
sandle badal badal kar

Yusuf ka husn, Zulekha ka ghumaar dekha hai
Kuch is tarah se Haseenon ka pyaar dekha hai
Unhe khilane pilaane main hui hai yeh haalat
Kasm khuda ki..Cinema bhi udhaar dekha hai



Gul gaya, Gulshan gaya, Gaye honthon ki laaali
Ab to peeecha chor de, main ho gaye bachchon waali


Kamaata nahin hun itni ke tujhe roze khilaoon
Aaati hai to aaa ja, ya kisi aur ko pataooon


Chandni raat thi, main so rahi thi
Phir kisi ne darwaza khutkhataya
Maine soncha mera dil aaya
Darwaza khol ker dekha to bijli ka bill aaaya


Katchi Kali Katchnar Ki, Katcha Na Samajhna
Lar Jaoonga Tere Baap Se Batcha Na Samajhna


Angoothi Chanak Gaye, Nageena Nikal Gaya
Afsos Tera Baap, Kameena Nikal Gaya


Maana Ke Main Pura Musalman To Nahi
Par Apne Deen Se Nata To Jor Sakta Hoon
Nemaz Roza Kuch Na Sahi
Shab-E-Barat Patakhe To Chor Sakta Hoon


Dil Logi, Ke Jaan Logi
Meri Jaan Set Hone main Kitna Time Logi


Industrian sari mere yaar kha gaye
Meri Sari jaydaaad rishtedar kha gaye
Marne Ke baad bhi unho ne ki meri saath cheating
banaye mazar to minaar kha gaye


Use karte hein make-up ka daba roze kiyun?
Ban sanwar kar nikalte hain chailaa roze kiyun?
Mummy tum to kehti thee Eid to kab kee gaye
Phir Parosan se gale miltay hain Papa roze kiyun?


Yeh zulfain hain tumhari, ya resham ke jaal,
Kitne khush-naseeb hain vo choohe
Jinhon ne kutre tere baaal


Soldier Soldier.....pressure cooker khol kar
Sabzi meri uraa le gaya


Kuch Kuch Hota Hai,
Exam paas aaye, sir mera dukhaye
Teacher ne na jaaane kyun, dande dikhaye,
Ab to mera sir, jaage na sota hai,
Kya karoon haye, kuch kuch hota hai....


Rafta Rafta dekho aankh meri lari hai
Aaankh jis se lari hai woh meri maa se bhi bari hai


Mard taange waala
Hoon main mard taaange wala
Mujhe teacher kya marega
Main to hoon principal ka saaala


Sheeshi bhari gulab ki, phatthar se phor doon
Pant wali mil jaye to ghanghre wali ko chor doon



Sheeshi bhari gulab ki, sheesha chatak gaya,
Buddhi ne aankh maari, buddha latak gaya



Meri jaib main hai kath, meri rifle bhari hui hai
Mujhe khauf kya police ka, mera baap mantri hai


Neil Armstrong Chand par Gaya aur Farmaya
Ye Saala, Idhar hawa kyon nahin ayaa


Yeh tera chehra hai yaa kele ka chhilka
Jo dekha to dil phisal gaya


Tairna Hai To Paani Main Aao, Kinare Pe Kya Rakha Hai
Ishq Karna Hai To Bahar aa, Ishare main Kya Rakha Hai


Maine tumhare yadon mein ro ro ke tub bhar diya
Magar tum itne bewafa nikle, ki naha ke chal diye


Maine tujhe dekha
Dekhta raha, Dekhta hi gaya
Phir mujhe chashma lag gaya


Bolaa dukaan-daar, ke kyaa chahiye tumhain
Jo bhii kaho ge merii dukaan per wo paoge
maine kahaa ke kutte ke khaane kaa cake hai
bolaa yahiin pe khaaoge yaa leke jaaoge


Aaj phir aaye hitchkiyaan Dil-E-Nasaad mujhe
Shayad us sokh ne bhul e se yaad kiya mujhe


Aaakhain taras gaye tumhara khyal aa gaya
Ab to chehra dikha do, naya saal aaa gaya



Paida hua Wakeel (advocate) to Shaitaan nay kaha
Lo aaj main bhee Sahab-e-Aulad ho gaya.


Jahaan gaaye the khushiyon ke taraane,
Muqaddar dekhiye roye wahiin par
Hue masjid se Gum juute hamaare,
JahaaN se paaye the, khoye wahiin par



Ghar ghar main diya jale
To diwali mat samjho
Agar main tera peeche paroon
To mawali mat samjho



Janaza Mera Nikla, Duniya Dekh Ne Nikli
Magar Woh Zalim Na Nikli, Jiske Liye Mera Janaza Nikla


Teri Beauty Ne Mujko Appeal Kiya,
Dusri Ko Reject Kiya,
Aur Tisri Ko Select Kiya.


Sheeshi bhari gulab ki, phatthar se phor doon
Pant wali mil jaye, to ghanghre wali ko chor doon


Teri zulf kya hai raat ka saaya hai
Sar mudaa deeya to sawera ho jayega


Tere ishq main janam kya se kya haal ho gaya
Badan se badboo aa rahee hai, nahay jamana ho gaya


Aasman se gira ek chaand ka tukda,
Usse bhi sundar aapka mukhra.


Na teer, na talvaar se ghayal hue hain...
Teri sirf ik nazaar se, ilzaam, Shaayar hue hain


Birdy, birdy in the sky
Why you poo poo in my eye
I didn't sigh, i didn't cry
Thank God, Cow's don't fly !


Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak
Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak
Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak
Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak
[Audience: Are bhai, aage bhi to bolo.]
Hawa hi hawa hai.