Top 10 Lies of Girls : Funny Jokes

Top 10 Lies of Girls

1.I Miss You
2.I’m Single
3.Main pehli baar kisi larkay se Baat Kar Rahi Hon
4.Main Cousin se baat kar rahi thi
5.Mujhy TUM Kehna acha Nahi lagta
6.Main Pyar pe Believe Nahi Karti
7.Main doosri Larkion Jesi Nahi
8.Mujhy Kuch nahi pata
9.Sab Larke ek Jese Hotey hain
10.Tum meri zindagi k pehle aur Aakhri larke ho, Main nahi reh paon gi Tumhare bina.

Zindgi Ki Kitab Ke Kuch Panne Hote Hai

Zindgi Ki Kitab Ke Kuch Panne Hote Hai

Kuch Apne Kuch Begane Hote Hain.

Pyar Se Savwar Jati Hai Zindgi,

Bas Pyar Se Rishte Nibbne Hote Hai !!



Tarasta Hai Dil Teri Aawaz Ke Liye

Tere Mohabbat Bhare Chand Alfaaz Ke Liye

Kardo Humein Fannaa Aapni Is Ada Se

Tarrapte Hai Hum Teri Is Saza Ke Liye !!



Mana Ke Aaj Hum Akele Reh Gaye,

Judai Ke Aanshu Ankhon Se Bah Gaye,

Rote Huwe Ko Kon Chup Karayega,

Jo Chup Karate The Woh Hi Rone Ko Keh Gaye !!



Zindagi Se Sabhi Ko Mohabbat Hai,

Par Zindagi Kisi Ki Mehbooba Nahi Banti,

Tamanna Lekar Jeete Hain Log,

Magar Har Tamanna Taqdeer Nahi Banti !!



Ishq Kar Ke Uska Intezar Paya Hai,

Tanhayi Me Bhi Har Taraf Use Hi Paya Hai,

Mil Jaye Khuda To Puchenge,

Kyun Tune Sirf Hume Hi Aazmaya Hai !!



Har Nami Me Kuch Kami To Rahegi,

Ankhe Thodi Shabnami To Rahegi,

Zindagi Ko Aap Kitna Bhi. Saawariye,

Bin Hamare Koi Na Koi Kami To Rahegi !!



Raho Me Dekha Divaro Ki Tarah,

Khvabo Me Dekha Ujalo Ki Tarah,

Dil To Kya Ham Ruh Me Sama Jate Magar,

Aaj Tak Kisi Ne Chaha Hi Nahi Chah Ne Valo Ki Tarah !!



Nashili Aankhon Se Wo Jab Hame Dekhte Hai

Hum Ghabraakar Aankhen Jhuka Lete Hai

Kaun Milaaye Uski Aakho Se Aankhe Suna Hai

Wo Aankhon Se Apna Bana Leti Hain !!



Khamosh Pyaar Ka Ehsash Hai Aap

Meri Khawaish Mere Jajbat Hai Aap

Aksar Ye Khayal Kyu Aata Hai

Dilme Meri Pehali Khoj Or Akhari Talash Hai Aap !!



Apni Zindgi Me Hame Sharik Samajhna.

Koi Gam Aaye To Karib Samjhna,

De Denge Muskrahat Aansu Ke Badle

Magar Hazaro Me Hame Thora Aziz Samjhna !!



Humse Door Hokar Bhi Hamare Pas Ho Tum.

Is Soni Zindgi Ki Talash Ho Tum

Kaun Kehta Hai Ki Tum Sath Nahi

Sanso Ki Tarha Dil Ke Pass Ho Tum !!



Yeh Baat Galat Hai Ke Hume Aapse Mohabbat Nahi ,

Haa Yeh Baat Alag Hai Ke Hume Mohabbat Jatane Ki Aadat Nahi !!

Zindagi Ko Bahhot Se Ishare Mile

Zindagi Ko Bahhot Se Ishare Mile
Kuch Dariye Mile Kuch Kinaare Mile
Saath Jab Bhi Raha To Tumhaara Raha
Ek Tum Hi To Bas Hamaare Mile

Jaan Dena Hai Kya Jaan Lena Hai Kya
Roz Jeete Hue Hi Marte Hain Log
Be Garaz Ban Gaye Aur Chalte Rahe
Ek Tum Se Hi To Har Sahare Mile

Waqt Be Waqt Aata Mere Pass Tu
Aur Mujh Se Batata Teri Aarzoo
Khushboon Se Lipat Kar Mile Har Khushi
Khwahishon Ka Tujhe Har Nazara Mile

Lamha Lamha Mera Ho Tere Naam Par
Teri Aankhon Mein Aansu Na Aayein Kabhie
Tu Kisi Ke Liye Kuch Bhi Ho Jaana Par
Mujh Ko Tujh Se Teri Dosti Hi Mile

A Touching Poem...

A Touching Poem......

I went to a party Mom,
I remembered what you said.
You told me not to drink, Mom,
So I drank soda instead.

I really felt proud inside, Mom,
The way you said I would.
I didn't drink and drive, Mom,
Even though the others said I should.

I know I did the right thing, Mom,
I know you are always right.
Now the party is finally ending, Mom,
As everyone is driving out of sight.

As I got into my car, Mom,
I knew I'd get home in one piece.
Because of the way you raised me,
So responsible and sweet..

I started to drive away, Mom,
But as I pulled out into the road,
The other car didn't see me, Mom,
And hit me like a load.

As I lay there on the pavement, Mom,
I hear the policeman say,
"The other guy is drunk," Mom,
And now I'm the one who will pay.

I'm lying here dying, Mom....
I wish you'd get here soon.
How could this happen to me, Mom?
My life just burst like a balloon..

There is blood all around me, Mom,
And most of it is mine.
I hear the medic say, Mom,
I'll die in a short time.

I just wanted to tell you, Mom,
I swear I didn't drink.
It was the others, Mom.
The others didn't think.

He was probably at the same party as I.
The only difference is, he drank
And I will die.

Why do people drink, Mom?
It can ruin your whole life.
I'm feeling sharp pains now.
Pains just like a knife.

The guy who hit me is walking, Mom,
And I don't think it's fair.
I'm lying here dying
And all he can do is stare.

Tell my brother not to cry, Mom.
Tell Daddy to be brave.
And when I go to heaven, Mom,
Put "GOOD BOY " on my grave.

Someone should have told him, Mom,
Not to drink and drive.
If only they had told him, Mom,
I would still be alive.

My breath is getting shorter, Mom.
I'm becoming very scared.
Please don't cry for me, Mom.
When I needed you, you were always there.

I have one last question, Mom.
Before I say good bye.
I didn't drink and drive,
So why am I the one to die?



Someone took the effort to write this poem. So please, forward this
to as many people as you can. And see if we can get a chain going
around the world that will make people understand that don't mix drinking and driving.


PLEASE DO THE FAVOR !!!!

Hindi Cool Jokes, Unique jokes

Ek baar ek ladka rastey mein chalte chalte ek gadhe ke samne gir gaya.

Tabhi ek ladki ne use chhedte hue kaha

Apne bade bhai ka aashirwaad le rahe ho kya?

Ladke ne palat kar jawab diya, Sahi farmaya bhabhi ji.�

The Meaning Of Friendship

"F" is for Fun...

That friends share when they are together.

"R" is for Reliability…

A true friend is someone that you can always

rely on.

"I" is for Interest…

Someone who is genuinely interested in you,

your fears, joys, and life.

"E" is for Energy…

They pick you up when you are down, and give

you the energy to go on and believe in yourself.

"N" is for Nothing…

Nothing is ever too much, no matter what time

it is, night or day.

"D" is for Distance…

Although the miles may separate you, a true

friend is never far away.

"S" is for Secrets…

Your feelings and personal/private thoughts

that you can only share with a friend.

"H" is for Happiness…

The way I feel when we are together.

"I" is for Inseparable…

Through good times and bad, tears and

laughter. A friend will always be there for you.

"P" is for Perfect…

The friendship

Apna Bana ke Jiyo | Friendship Message

Zeher Zindagi Ka Muskura ke Piyo,

Rote Hue Ko Hasa ke Chalo,

Safar Zindagi Ka Kat Jayega Yuhi,

Bas Sabko Apna Bana ke Jiyo.

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Tum Bin Agar Gujara Hota to Yu na Tumko Pukara Hota,

Mere Dil Me Sirf Tum Hi Tum Ho,

Kaash

Tumhare Dil pe Bhi Haq Hamara Hota.

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Ek Tu Hi Hai Jo Mere Dil Ke Karib Hai,

Teri Dosti Hi Mera Accha Naseeb Hai,

Haare Hai Hum ab Tak apni Zindagi Mein,

Tera Hona Hi is Zindagi ki Jeet Hai.

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Santa Banta

Santa Scooter pe ek Arthi Se Takra Gaya,

Dead body Gir Gayi Log Santa Ko Pitne Lege,

Santa - Jo Gir Gaya Us Se to Puch lo Jyada Chot to Nahi Lagi !!!

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Arz kiya hai.. Unki Yaadon main hum ne ro ro kar tub bhar diye !

aur woh itne bewafa nikle ki naha ke chal diye.


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:: Woman's Ears... !!!

Banta lost both ears in an accident. No plastic surgeon could offer him a solution. He heard of a very good one in Mumbai, and went to him.
The new surgeon examined him, thought a while, and said, " Yes, I can put you right."
After the operation, bandages off, stitches out, he goes to his hotel.
The morning after, in a rage, he calls his surgeon, and yells, "You bastard, you gave me a woman's ears."
"Well, an ear is an ear, it makes no difference whether it is a man's or a woman's."
"You're wrong, I hear everything, but I don't understand a thing!"

Happiness

Thought makes things possible.

Action makes them real.


Thought prepares the way for achievement.

Action assembles the achievement together.


Thought gives action a purpose and a plan.

Action gives thought substance and commitment.


Action creates new energy.

Thought harnesses and directs

that energy to create meaningful results.


Thought can give birth to endless worlds

filled with wonder and beauty.

Action expresses that beauty right here and now.


Thought and action are stunningly powerful forces.

Combine them together,

directed toward a common purpose,

and truly anything can happen.

Muje ab yaad mat karna

Yaad tumhari bahut aati hai,
Mere dil ki bechaini ko badhati hai.
Ek pal bhi bhool na paun tujhe mein,
Ab to hawayen bhe teri kahani sunati hai.
Har pal mere sath rahti ho,
Mere har khwab tum sajati ho.
Akele me izhaar karti ho mohbbat ka,
Par duniya se na jane kyon chhupati ho.
Jahan dekhun vahan tera hi aksh milta hai,
Har par saaya tera sath mere chalta hai.
Ek pal bhi bhool na paun tujhe mein,
Ab to hawayen bhe teri kahani sunati hai.

Yaad Tumhari

Yaad tumhari bahut aati hai,
Mere dil ki bechaini ko badhati hai.
Ek pal bhi bhool na paun tujhe mein,
Ab to hawayen bhe teri kahani sunati hai.
Har pal mere sath rahti ho,
Mere har khwab tum sajati ho.
Akele me izhaar karti ho mohbbat ka,
Par duniya se na jane kyon chhupati ho.
Jahan dekhun vahan tera hi aksh milta hai,
Har par saaya tera sath mere chalta hai.
Ek pal bhi bhool na paun tujhe mein,
Ab to hawayen bhe teri kahani sunati hai.

Confessing Adultery

Confessing Adultery

A married Irishman went into the confessional and said to his priest, "I almost had an affair with another woman."

The priest said, "What do you mean, almost?"

The Irishman said, "Well, we got undressed and rubbed together, but then I stopped."

The priest said, "Rubbing together is the same as putting it in. You're not to see that woman again. For your penance, say five Hail Mary's and put $50 in the poor box."

The Irishman left the confessional, said his prayers, and then walked over to the poor box. He paused for a moment and then started to leave.

The priest, who was watching, quickly ran over to him saying, "I saw that. You didn't put any money in the poor box!"

The Irishman replied, "Yeah, but I rubbed the $50 on the box, and according to you, that's the same as putting it

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Dear Walter:

I hope you can help me here.

The other day I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching the TV as usual.

I hadn't gone more than a mile down the road when my engine conked out and the car shuddered to a halt.

I walked back home to get my husband's help. When I got home I couldn't believe my eyes. He was in the bedroom with a neighbor lady .

I am 32, my husband is 34 and we have been married for twelve years. When I confronted him, he broke down and admitted that he'd been having an affair for the past six months. I told him to stop or I would leave him.

He was let go from his job six months ago and he says he has been feeling increasingly depressed and worthless.

I love him very much, but ever since I gave him the ultimatum he has become increasingly distant.

I don't feel I can get through to him anymore. Can you please help?

Sincerely,
Mrs... Lisa


Dear Lisa:

A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a variety of faults with the engine.

Start by checking that there is no debris in the fuel line.

If it is clear, check the jubilee clips holding the vacuum pipes onto the inlet manifold. If none of these approaches solves the problem, it could be that the fuel pump itself is faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the carburetor float chamber.

I hope this helps.

Walter

Alcoholic hahahaha,Funny Hindi Jokes

In an alcohol factory the regular taster died and the director started looking for a new one to hire.

A drunkard with ragged, dirty look came to apply for the position.

The director of the factory wondered how to send him away.


They tested him.

They gave him a glass with a drink. He tried it and said,
"It's red wine, a muscat, three years old, grown on a north slope, matured in steel containers."
"That's correct", said the boss.

Another glass.
"It's red wine , cabernet, eight years old, a southwestern slope, oak barrels."
"Correct."

The director was astonished.
He winked at his secretary to suggest something.

She brought in a glass of urine. The alcoholic tried it.

"It's a blond, 26 years old, pregnant in the third month.
And if you don't give me the job, I'll tell who's the father!"

Good Night Sleep Well

Good Night

Aaj aap ke Raat ki Acchi Shuruwat Ho,
Pyaar bhare Sapno ki Barsaat Ho,
Jinko Din Bhar Dhundhti Rahi aapki Palke,
Rub Kare Sapno Main Unse Hi Mulakaat Ho.

Good Night Friends...

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Dil Main Jagah di toh Dil Tod Gaye,
Bepanah Mohabbat ki toh Bewafai kar Gaye,
Taras Na Aaya Unhe Hamari Wafaon pe,
Isliye Tadapne ke liye Tanha Chhod Gaye.

Love Shayri's

Aaina Toot Kar Aks pe Shaq Nahi Karta,
Bina Gul ke Gulshan Mehka Nahi Karta,
Badnaseeb toh sine main chupa hua Dil Hai,
Jo Toot ke Chur ho jata hai par Uff tak nahi Karta.
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Lehro ko Pyaar Hua Kinaro se,
per Shaadi Hui Samundar se,
Aaj Bhi Kinaro ki Chahat Lehron ko,
Khinch Lati hai Lekin Badnaam na ho,
Mohabbat isliye laut jati hai.
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Have a Blessed Day, Good Morning SMS

Lets Go Of Anger And Resentment

And Feel Yoursef Healed

You Don't Need To Forgive The Action

Just The Person So That U Can Be At Peace.

Friendship Poem, Love Poem, Freiends Forever

A friend is like a forest,
Or a lovely, calm blue sea,
A refuge from life's problems,
As only a friend can be.

A friend is like a song,
Soothing to the brain,
Distracting us from trouble,
Neutralizing pain.

A friend is like some ice cream
On a sweltering summer day,
Making life delicious,
In a friend's own special way.

A friend is like a blanket,
Bringing peace and rest,
A cocoon of warmth and pleasure;
When we are tired or stressed.

A friend is a bit of everything
That makes life good and sweet,
And you, my friend, are all that;
You make my life complete!

Very Smart Anwer

When Mahatma Gandhi was in ******* , an Englishman asked

Gandhi,



"Why do you Indians have different coloured skins? Look at us, we all have the same colour".





Gandhi replied, "Thoroughbred Horses have different colours, but all Donkeys have the same colour!"

Hindi Cool Jokes, Unique jokes

नेताओं से भरी एक बस जा रही थी. अचानक बस रोड़ छोड़ कर नीचे खेत में एक

पेड़ से जा टकरायी. एक बुढ़ा किसान जिसका वह खेत था दौड़ता हुआ आया. सब कुछ

देख उसने एक गड्ढा खोदना शुरू किया और फ़िर उसमे नेताओं को दफ़ना दिया.

कुछ दिन बाद स्थानीय प्रशासन को बस के एक्सीडेंट के बारे में पता लगा,

उन्होने किसान से पुछा की सारे नेता कहाँ गये.

किसान ने बताया की उसने सभी को दफ़ना दिया है..

"क्या सभी मर गये थे???" आश्चर्यचकित हो पुछा गया

किसान ने बताया " नही! कुछ कह रहे थे की वो नही मरे, पर आप तो जानते ही

है की ये नेता झुठ कितना बोलते है..."

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नर्सरी क्लास में छोटे बच्चों से पुछा गया "भगवान कहाँ है?"

एक बच्चे ने जोर जोर से हाथ हिलाया "मुझे पता है!!"

टीचर ने कहाँ "अच्छा बताओं"

बच्चे ने बताया "हमारे बाथरूम में"

एक पल के लिये टीचर चुप! फ़िर संभलते हुए बोली "तुम्हे कैसे पता?"

बच्चा बोला "रोज सुबह जब पापा उठते है, बाथरूम का दरवाजा पिटते हुए कहते

है - हे भगवान ! तुम अब तक अंदर ही हो!"

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चायवाला : भोली सी सुरत, आँखों में मस्ती, दूर खड़ी शरमाये..."आये हाये"

लड़की: काली सी सुरत, हाथों में केतली , दूर खड़ा चिल्लाये, "चाये चाये"!!!

सुरज हुआ मद्धम , चांद जलने लगा, आसमां ये हाय, क्यु पिघलने लगा, मैं

ठहरा रहा ज़मीं चलने लगी, धड़का ये दिल साँस थमने लगी, क्या ये मेर पहला

पहला प्यार है??

अबे बेवकुफ़...ये प्यार नही.. भूकंप है..भाग ले!!!

मैं और मेरे रूममेट्स

मैं और मेरे रूममेट्स
अक्सर यह बातें करते हैं...
घर साफ़ होता तो कैसा होता
मैं किचन साफ़ करता,तुम बाथरूम धोते
मैं हॉल साफ़ करता, तुम बालकनी देखते

लोग इस बात पे हैरान होते
और उस बात पे हँसते....
मैं और मेरे रूममेट्स ,
अक्सर यह बातें करते हैं !!!

यह हरा भरा सींक है
या बर्तनों की जंग छिड़ी हुई है
यह कलरफ़ुल किचन है
या मसालों से होली खेली है

है फ़र्श की नयी डिज़ाइन
या दूध, बीयर से धुली हुई हैं

यह सेलफ़ोन है या ढक्कन,
स्लीपींग बैग या किसीका आँचल,
ये एयरफ़्रेशनर का नया फ़्लैवर है,
या कचरे के डब्बे से आती बदबू
यह पत्तियों की है सरसराहत
की हीटर फ़िर से खराब हुआ है
यह सोचता हैं रूममेट कब से गुम सुम -
के जब के उसको भी यह खबर है
के मच्छर नही है, कहीं नही है
मगर उसका दिल है कि कह रहा है
मच्छर यहीं है, यहीं कहीं है !

तोंद की ये हालत, मेरी भी है, उसकी भी,
दिल में एक तस्वीर इधर भी है, उधर भी !!!
करने को बहुत कुछ है मगर कब करें हम
कब तक यूं ही इस तरह रहें हम
दिल कहता है सेफ़वे से कोई वेक्युम क्लीनर ला दे
ये कारपेट जो जीने को जुझ रहा है, फ़िकवा दे
हम साफ़ रह सकते है, लोगों को बता दें,
हाँ हम रूममेट्स है - रूममेट्स है - रूममेट्स है
अब दिल मैं यही बात, इधर भी है उधर भी......
सब को बता दें.........

Cool Jokes, FUNNY JOKES, Hindi Jokes

संता के घर लडकी ने जनम लिया
बंता: जब लडकी बड़ी होगी तो लड़के इसे छेड़ेंगे
संता: मैंने इसका इन्तजाम कर लिए है
बंता: क्या किया
संता: लडकी का नाम दीदी रख दिया है


संता : यार, मैं अपनी गर्ल फ्रेंड नु गिफ्ट देना है की देवाँ ??
बंता : गोल्ड रिंग दे दे
संता : नै यार, कोई बड़ी चीज़ दस
बंता : MRF दा टायर दे दे



संता स्कूल आता है 1 काला और 1 सफ़ेद जूता पहनकर ।
टीचर - घर जाओ और जूते बदल कर आओ
संता - टीचर कोई फ़ायदा नही वहा भी एक काला और एक सफ़ेद जूता ही रखा है

हिंदी बोलना हमारी Duty है

हिंदी बोलना हमारी Duty है

Ladies And Gentlemen,

India हमारी Country है,

और हम है इंडिया के Citizen,

इसलिये हिंदी बोलना हमारी Duty है,

पर बेचारी हिंदी की किस्मत ही फूटी है,

आज कि Young Generation Whenever माउथ खोलती है,

Only And Only English ही बोलती है,

Person कि Ability को English से तौलती है,

तब हमारा सिर Shame से झुक जाता है,

And Heart Deep वेदना से भर जाता है,

ये सब Very Wrong है,

In Reality देशद्रोह है, ढोंग है,

हमे अपनी Daily Life में हिंदी Language को लाना है,

Worldwide फैलाना है,

Then And Only Then,

हमारी भारत माता के,

Dreams होंगे सच,

Thank You All Very Very Much.

Yeh Kaisi Bebasi Hai ?

Na Tujhe Chod Sakte Hain Tere Ho Bhi Nahi Sakte

Yeh Kaisi Bebasi Hai Aaj Hum Ro Bhi Nahi Sakte

Yeh Kaisa Dard Hai Pal-Pal Humein Tadpaaye Rakhta Hai

Tumhari Yaad Aati Hai To Phir So Bhi Nahi Sakte

Chhupa Sakte Hain Aur Na Dikha Sakte Hain Logon Ko

Kuch Aise Daagh Hain Dil Per Jo Hum Dho Bhi Nahi Sakte

Kahaa To Tha Chod Denge Yeh Nagar Phir Ruk Gaye Lekin

Tumhein Paa To Nahi Sakte Magar Kho Bhi Nahi Sakte

Hamaaraa ek Hona Bhi Nahi Mumkin Raha Ab To

Jeeyein Kaise Ke Tum Se Door Reh Bhi Nahi Sakte....

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FUNNY JOKES, Hindi Jokes, Cool Jokes

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Sonu-Tujhe Sharam Nai Aati Tu Apni Biwi K sath Kapde Dho Raha Tha

Monu-Is Me Sharam Ki Kya Baat Hai..

..Wo B To Roti Pakane Me Meri Help Krti Hai

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Girl:Kya Tum Mere Ashiq Ho

Boy:Ha

Girl:To Phir Muje chand, tare,duniya ki sari daulat-khushiya do

Boy:Tera Ashiq Hu Rajnikant Ka Beta nahi;-)

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Macchar ne 1 admi ko kata.

Admi-Din me bhi kat rhe HO?

Macchar-Kya kru ghr me Maa-Baap Bimar Hai,

bhen Jawan Hai Or Ladke walo Ne 1 litr khoon dahej Me Manga hai...

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Boy-Mujhe Ek Behad Khubsurat Ladki ki Talash Hai

GIRL-Lo Mai Aa Gyi

BOY-Thik Kiya Ab Use Khojne me Meri Help Karo

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Sonu Went To International Cooking Contest

When Judges Came Near Him He Was Moving Spoon In Empty Karhai

Judge- Kya Bana Rahe Ho

Sonu- ULLU

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Bv:Aj Koi Shair Sunao

Pati-Abhi Ni

Bv:Sunao Na

Pati-lo sunO

Jane jigar janeman

90 kilo tera wazan

Tu jo gir jaye mujh pe

Mar jauga mai sanam.

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Dil Se (pls reply) Hindi Shayari, Good Sayari, Cool Shayari

Mohabbat ka ajeeb karobaar hum ne kiya,

Woh be wafa sehi magar pyaar hum ne kiya,

agar woh chor gya to mat keho bura us ko,

Qasoor uska nhe "Aitebaar" hum ne kiya !

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Unhe to fursat nahi hume yaad karne ki

humara waqt guzarta hai unki fariyad karke

wo aaye mere lash pe to kehna

abhi soya hai tujhe yaad karke !

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Pal bhar mein tut jaye wo kasam nahi,

ishq ko bhool jaye wo hum nahi,

tum bewafa bano is baat mein dam nahi,

kyunki hamari wafa bhi kuchh kam nahi.

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Chahte the jinhe unke dil badal gaye

samandar gehre the sahil badal gaye

Katal aisa hua tukdo me mera

kabhi badle khanzar to kabhi katil badal gaye.

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hum uski yaad mai barso rote rahe

Bewafa wo nikle badnam hum hote rahe..

pyar me madhoshi ka aalam to dekhiye,

dhul chehre pe thi aur hum aaina dhote rahe.

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Gamo ki Barsaat Samete Huay Betha hu.

Kisi Bewafa se Dhokha Khai Bhetha hu.

Jane Kab Dega Uper wala Mot Mujh ko,

Ab To bas Khuda ke Bharosay Aas lagay Betha hu.

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Unko Apne Haal ka Hisaab Kya Dete?

Sawal Saare Galat The, Hum Jawab Kya Dete?

Wo Toh Lafzo Ki Hifazat Bhi Naa Kr Sake...

Phr Unke Hath Mein Zndgi Ki Puri Kitaab Kya Dete???

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Raha jo dil mein dhadkan ban ke

bichda mujhse vo bewafa ban ke

na ummid rahi jeene ki ab ae dosto

milli hamein dava bhi ek sazaa ban ke.

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aub toh gham sehne ki aadat si ho gayi hai

raat ko chhup chhup rone ki aadat si ho gayi hai

tu Bewafa hai….khel mere dil se ji bhar ke

hamein toh ab chot khaane ki aadat si ho gayi hai.

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Jaan kar bhi woh Mujhe jaan na paaye,

Aaj tak woh Mujhe pehchaan na paaye,

Khud hi kar li bewafai humne,

taaki unpar koi ilzaam na aaye.

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Dosto aap ke bahut saare emails

mil rahe hai shukriya ummid hai

or bhi aisa hi pyaar dete rahoge email ke jariye.

Hindi Funny Jokes Hehehehehehe......

Funny Jokes

Umesh : Tumhe pata hai pehle main bilkul chal nahi pata tha,
Sanju : accha per kab ?
Umesh : Jub main do mahine ka tha !

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Teacher : Bachhon Kaal kitne prakar ke hote hai ?
Ek Chatra : Sir do prakar ke, ek Trunck call or Dusra Local Call !

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Nikki : Mere gaav main kabhi bijli nahi katati !
Tikku : Fir to tum sabhi ko bahut maja aata hoga !
tum har samay Cartoon Network dekh sakte ho.
Nikki : Tum galat samaje, darasal mere gaav main Bijli hi nahi hai.

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Bhikhari : Agar koi tumhe Bhikh main Car de to tum kya karoge ?
Dusra Bhikhari : Main Car Main Beth ke Bhikh Mangne Jaya Karunga !

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Raju : Tumhare Chate main Ched Kyu Hai ?
Monu : Is se muje pata chalta hai ki baarish hai ya nahi !

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( Marij Doctor se )
Marij : Aap ka aehsaan main kabhi nahi bhulunga,
Dr : Is main aehsaan ki koi baat nahi, yeh to mera Farj tha !
Marij : Doctorsaab muje bhi Seva ka Mauka dijiye !
Dr : Aap kya kaam karte hai ?
Marij : Ji main Jallad hoon.

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Hanste raho iska koi Tax nahi.
jyoti

Teri Judaai Sayari, Hindi Sayari, Gazal, Sweet Gajal

Teri judaai mein roney ki aadat hogaye..

Ke tujhse juda hokar bhi jeeney ki aadat hogayee

Tum laut ke aaogey humsey milney

Roz dil ko behlaney ki aadat hogayee

Terey waadey pe kya bharosa kiya humney

Keh shab bhar tera intezaar karney ki aadat hogayee

Khushi mein bhi hum kya muskuratey keh

Teri judaai mein roney ki aadat hogayee

Kaafiley nikal gaye humein chhor keh

Keh ab tou tanha safar ki aadat hogayee

Har morh par mili ghum ki parchhaiyaan

Zindagi se samjhota karney ki aadat hogayee

Jaantey thay keh nahi hosaktey kabhi tum hamarey

Phir bhi khuda se tujhey maangney ki aadat hogayee

Paiman-e-wafaa kya hai humey kya maloom *saahil*

Keh bewafaaon se dil laganey ki aadat hogayee

An Honest Husband : Husband Wife Funny Jokes

A man tells his wife that he's going out to buy cigarettes. When he gets to the store he finds out it's closed. So the guy ends up going to the bar to use the vending machine. While there, he has a few beers and begins talking to this beautiful girl. He has a few more beer and the next thing he knows he's in this girl's apartment and having quite a pleasurable time. The next thing he know it was 3:00 AM.

"Oh my, god, my wife is going to kill me!" he exclaimed. "Quick give me some talcum powder!"

She gets him some and he rubs it all over his hands. When he got home his wife is up waiting for him and she's furious. "Where the hell have you been!"

He says, "Well to tell you the truth, I went into a bar, had a few drinks, went home with this blonde and I slept with her." "Let me see your hands!" she demands. He shows his wife his powdery hands.

"Damn liar, you were out bowling again!"

How Girls Turns Guys Down? Funny Jokes

HE: I'm a photographer I've been looking for a face like yours!
SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours

HE: May I have the pleasure of this dance?
SHE: No, I'd like to have some pleasure too !

HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE: I must have been given your share !

HE: Will you come out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend !

HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out!
SHE: Okay, get out!

HE: I think I could make you very happy
SHE: Why? Are you leaving?

HE: What would you say if I asked u to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time!

HE: Can I have your name?
SHE: Why, don't you already have one?

HE: Shall we go and see a film?
SHE: I've already seen it!

HE: Do you think it was fate that brought us together?
SHE: Nah, it was plain bad luck !

HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Hiding from you.

HE: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
SHE: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

HE: Is this seat empty?
SHE: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down .

HE: So, what do you do for a living?
SHE: I'm a female impersonator.

HE: Hey baby, what's your sign?
SHE: Do not enter.

Anniversary Gift : Funny Marriage Stories, Love Jokes , Husband Wife Jokes

Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed.

She told him, “Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!”

The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Bob has been missing since Friday.

Parting Ways : Party Jokes, Lovers Jokes, Funny Marriage Stories, Love Jokes , Husband Wife Jokes

The lovers had decided that a mutual parting of the ways was best for both of them.

However, on the way to the Airport a rather heated debate started as to whose fault their break-up was.

At the crowded gate, she turned and said, "Thanks for nothing you cheap bastard."

As she went down the ramp with the other passengers, he shouted back, "Hey baby. Don't be like that. If you ever work this town again, give me a call."

Dress Shop Burglary : Funny Marriage Stories, Love Jokes , Husband Wife Jokes

"Sir, I understand you admit to having broken into the dress shop four times," the judge said.

"Yes, Your Honor," the suspect replied.

"What did you steal?" the judge asked.

"I stole a dress, Your Honor," replied the suspect.

"One dress?" the judge bellowed. "But you have admitted to breaking in four times!"

"Yes, Your Honor," sighed the suspect, "but the first three times my wife didn't like the color!"



Found Daily Love Jokes Funny Marriage Stories, Love Jokes , Husband Wife Jokes On Only Hindi Jokes

Mammogram Result : Love Jokes, Funny Jokes, English Jokes, Marriage Jokes

A woman in her fifties is at home, NAKED, happily jumping on her bed and squealing with delight.

Her husband watches her for a while and asks, 'Do you have any idea how ridiculous you look? What's the matter with you?'

The woman continues to bounce on the bed and says, 'I don't care what you think. I just came from having a mammogram, and the doctor says that not only am I healthy, but I have the breasts of an 18 year-old.'

The husband replies, 'What did he say about your 55-year old ass?'

'Your name never came up,' she replied.

Keep your mouth shut : Funny Marriage Stories, Love Jokes , Husband Wife Jokes

A woman goes to the doctor, and she’s beaten black and blue.

Doctor: “What happened?”

Woman, "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my boyfriend comes home drunk he knocks lumps out of me."

Doctor, "I think I might have a cure for that. When your boyfriend comes home drunk, just take a mug of tea and start swishing it around in your mouth but don't swallow it. Just keep swishing and swishing until he goes to his bed."

Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor no sign of bruising whatsoever.

Woman, "Doctor, that was a brilliant idea. Every time my boyfriend came home drunk, I swished with the tea. I just swished and swished, like washing machine and he didn't touch me!"

Doctor, "See how much keeping your fuckin mouth shut helps?"

The phone call : After Marriage Jokes ,Funny Marriage Stories, Love Jokes , Husband Wife Jokes

((((RING))))

**Pick Up**

"Hello?" "Hi honey, this is Daddy, Is Mommy near the phone?""No Daddy, She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul."
After a brief pause, Daddy says, "But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul." "Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy right now" .....
Brief Pause
"Uh, okay then, ..this is what I want you to do. Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door, and shout to Mommy that Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway."
"Okay Daddy, just a minute" A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone. "I did it, Daddy" "And what happened honey?" he asked "Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming.
Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser and now she isn't moving at all!" "Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul?"
"He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too. He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window and into the swimming pool. But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water last week to clean it. He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead"
***Long Pause***
******Longer Pause******
Then Daddy says: "Swimming pool?? .. Is this 486-5731??"

Funny Marriage Stories, Love Jokes , Husband Wife Jokes Only Hindi Jokes

A brand new store has just opened in New York City that sells Husbands.

When women go to choose a husband, they have to follow the instructions
at the entrance:

"You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are 6 floors and the value of the products increase as you ascend the flights. You may choose any item from a particular floor or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you CANNOT go back down except to exit the building!"

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.
The 1st floor sign reads: Floor 1 - These men have jobs.
The 2nd floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.
The 3rd floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids and are extremely good looking.


"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the 4th floor and The sign reads: Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help with Housework.
"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!" Still, she goes to the 5th floor and The sign reads: Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, help with Housework and Have A Strong Romantic Streak.


She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the6th floor and the sign reads:


Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on
this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible
to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.
To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opens a New Wives store
just across the street.



The 1st floor has wives who love sex.
The 2nd floor has wives who love sex and have money.
The 3rd through 6th floors have never been visited.

An Honest Husband : Funny Marriage Stories, Love Jokes , Husband Wife Jokes

A man tells his wife that he's going out to buy cigarettes. When he gets to the store he finds out it's closed. So the guy ends up going to the bar to use the vending machine. While there, he has a few beers and begins talking to this beautiful girl. He has a few more beer and the next thing he knows he's in this girl's apartment and having quite a pleasurable time. The next thing he know it was 3:00 AM.

"Oh my, god, my wife is going to kill me!" he exclaimed. "Quick give me some talcum powder!"

She gets him some and he rubs it all over his hands. When he got home his wife is up waiting for him and she's furious. "Where the hell have you been!"

He says, "Well to tell you the truth, I went into a bar, had a few drinks, went home with this blonde and I slept with her." "Let me see your hands!" she demands. He shows his wife his powdery hands.

"Damn liar, you were out bowling again!"

Agar raat ko koi Aapke kamre me Aaye

Agar raat ko koi Aapke kamre me Aaye,
Tumhare Badan ko
chume,
Gaalo ko kiss kare,
toh Romantic maat
bano,
.
.
.
.
“MOSPEL”
lagao MACHHAR BHAGAO…

KG class ke bachhe se : Student Teacher Jokes, Kids Jokes, Funny Hindi Jokes

Teacher:kG class ke bachhe se,
1 se 10 tak gino, me
aapko KISS karungi…
BACCHA: 1 SE 100 tak ginu to
kya package hai..

SCOOTER KI TAKKAR, Dosti Jokes, Hindi Jokes

EK BAHUT MOTE AADAMI KO SCOOTER KI HALKI SI TAKKAR LAG GAI.



WAH SCOOTER CHALAK PAR BIGADKAR BOLA –

“KYO BE, THODA-SA BACHKAR NAHI CHAL SAKTA THA?”



“KYA KARU…. PETROL BAHUT MAHENGA HAI….

ITNA LAMBA CHAKKAR KAHA TAK KATATAA?”

SCOOTER CHALAK NE KAHA.

Dosti Jokes, Hindi Jokes

EK DOST DUSRE DOST SE APANI PATNI KI DHOKHE BAJI KE BARE ME BATATE HUE BOLA- ” MAI KUCHH DINO KE LIYE BAHAR GAYA THA - AUR JAB MAI GHAR AAYA TO MAINE APNI PATNI KO APNE HI DOST KE SATH BADROOM ME DEKHA,



JABKI MAINE USE APNE LAUTNE KA SMS BHI BHEJA THA, TUM HI BATAO, ISE KYA KAHENGE?”

DUSRA DOST BOLA- “YAHI KI SHAYAD USE TUMHARA SMS NAHI MILA.”

New Festivals SMS, Festivals Messages - Navaratri SMS Collection 2010

May This Navratri be as bright as ever.
May this Navratri bring joy, health and wealth to you.
May the festival of lights brighten up you and your near and dear ones lives.


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Maa ki jyoti se prem milta hai, sabke dilo ko marm milta hai, jo bhi jata hai MAA ke dwar , kuch na kuch jarur milta hai.

SHUBH NAVRATRI !!


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Long live the tradition of hindu culture and as the generations have passed by hindu culture is getting stronger and stronger lets keep it up.
Best Wishes for Navratri !!


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Bajre ki roti,
aam ka achar,
suraj ki kirne, khushiyo ki bahar,
chanda ki chandni, apano ka pyar,
mubarak ho aapko
‘NAVRATRI’
ka tyohar.


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PYAR KA TARANA UPHAR HO,KHUSHIYO KA NAZRANA BESHUMAR HO,

NA RAHE KOI GAM KA
EHSAS; AISA Navratra UTSAV IS saal ho, , . .

HAPPY NAVRATRA.





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Festivals SMS, Festivals Messages - Love SMS, SMS Jokes, Free SMS, Mobile SMS, Send SMS

Murli Manohar, Brij ke Dhrohar. Wo Nandlala Gopala, Bansi Ki Dhun Par Sabke Dukh Harne Wala. Sab Milkar Machaye Dhoom Ki Krishna Ane Wala Hai.

Happy Govardhan Pooja!!

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Chandan ki Khushbu Resham ka Har Sawan ki sugandh Barish ki fuhar Radha ki Ummid KANHAIYA ka pyar Mubarak Ho apko Govardhan Puja Ka Tyohaar.


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Krishna jinka nam, gokul jinka dham, aise Shree Krishna bhagwan ko, ham sab ka pranam, jai shree krishna.

HAPPY Govardhan Puja!!


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Jai Mata Di Maa ki jyoti se prem milta hai, sabke dilo ko marm milta hai, jo bhi jata hai MAA ke dwar , kuch na kuch jarur milta hai. SHUBH NAVRATRI.


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JAI MATA DI BOLE KEMAN KA KAPAT KHOL KE BOLO JAI JAI KARA......JAI MATA DI JAI MATADI...........

Happy Navratre!!


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Lakshmi ka Hath ho,Saraswati ka Sath ho,Ganesh ka niwas ho,
aur maa durga ke
ashirwad se Aapke jeevan mai prakash hi prakash ho….

HAPPY NAVRATRI !!

Find daily new Festivals SMS, Festivals Messages - Love SMS, SMS Jokes, Free SMS, Mobile SMS, Send SMS on Only-Hindi-Jokes.blogspot.com

जोक्स - अगर सरदार सरकार चला ए तो? (पोस्ट २०)

Hindi Jokes, Hindi Comedy, India Comedy, Hindi Chutkule, Hindi Comedy Stories,

सरकार और सरदारमे क्या फर्क होता है?

सरकार को चलाना पडता है और सरदार को रोकना पडता है...

अगर सरदार सरकार चलाए तो?

सरकार तो कोई और चलाता है... और उसे लगता है की वही चला रहा है...






एक सरदारजी ट्राफिक पोलिस के  interview  के लिए गया
interviewer :- अगर एक आदमी गधेकी सवारी करते हुए रोड से जा रहा है और उसने हेलमेट नहीं पहना है , तो क्या आप उसे दण्डित करोगे ?
सरदारजी :- नहीं
interviewer :- क्यों ?
सरदारजी :- क्योंकि हेलमेट २ व्हीलर के लिए जरुरी है ... ४ व्हीलर के लिए नहीं

Hindi SMS,Hindi SMS Messages,Bithday,Funny,Love,Morning,Poems,Jokes

Ek bhut dushre bhut se aj kisi ko darane ka man kar raha hiaDusra bhut - wo dekha rakhi sawant a rahi hai use darate he hiapahta bhut- abe marwaega kya usko to dekh kar mai khud hi dar jata hu....


Teri ek hasi pe ye dil qurbaan...Teri ek hasi pe ye dil qurbaan kar jaoo,Aitraaz na ho agar to tera dil chura le jaoo,Na behne du kabhi in aakho se aansu,Tu kahe to tere saare sitam sah jaoo.Hasta hua rakhu tere labo ko hamesha,Chumkar jinhe woh pyaari muskaan de jaoo,Seene se laga ke rakhu tumhe,mann to karta hai tujhme sama jau.Sunti hi rahu tumhari dhadkano ko,aur apne dil ki har baat kah jau,gum ko kabhi kareeb na aane du,aur tumhe zindage ki khushiya tamaam de jaoo


Dil Hua Zkhmi Mgr Kisiko Khbr NhiMeri Chahato Ka Us Pe Koi AsR NhiHo K Juda TumSe Koi Mar JayegaSun K Usne Kha Ye Koi Bdi KhbR Nhi



Hindi is our national language and we should be proud to have Hindi language as our mother tongue. Hindi sms are famous throughout the world. You can get the novel hind isms of your kind and you can forward all these sms to your mates, friends, lovers and families. Sms for all the events are available in hindi. Your friends would be obliged to receive such lovely and warm hindi sms from your side. Feel at the top of the world by receiving such hindi sms and forward it to your friends so they can feel the same. Make your moments memorable and enchanting with the new hindi sms. Hindi birthday,Hindi comedy,Hindi daily,Hindi diwali,Hindi funny,Hindi greetings,Hindi hindi,Hindi india,Hindi joke,Hindi jokes,Hindi kavita,Hindi language,Hindi love,Hindi message,Hindi messages,Hindi poem,Hindi poems,Hindi poetry,Hindi quotes,Hindi ringtones,Hindi shayari,Hindi sms,Hindi songs,Hindi stories,Hindi tamil,Hindi text funny hindi sms hindi sms jokes free hindi sms love hindi sms short hindi sms romantic hindi sms sad hindi sms new hindi sms

New Sayari SMS, Hindi SMS, Fresh Sayari, Love Sayari

Nazaro se nazaro ka takrav hota hai, har mod par kisika intezar hota hai, dil rota hai aur zakhm haste hai, isika naam to pyaar hota hai.


Duao me hamari aitbar rakhna.dil me apne na koi sawal rakhna.dena chahite ho ager hame khusi to khud khush rehna aur apna khayal rakhna.


Yakin har rishte ki buniyaad hota hain ,
tut jaaye agar to judna mushkil hota hain ,
kehna aasan hain humain yakin nahi hain tumpe,
lekin dard is cheez ka be-panah hota hain.


Ojhal kya huye unki nazron se hum,
Ki unhe humari khubion ka khabar nehi.
Iss tarha gire unki nazron se hum,
Ki ab khud se nazar milane ki himat nehi.


Aaj khusi ki koi badhaai dega.
Nikla huaa chand phir se dikhaai dega.
Ye mohbt karne walo zara dekh k mohbt karna.
Ek aansu v gira toh sunaai dega.

Hindi Kids SMS, Jokes SMS, New SMS

Ik Gujarati Babu ke 2 kids the: Raju aur Sanju.

Raju: Papa, Sanju apko gadhe ke barabar bhi nahi samjhta.

Sanju: Nahi papa, yeh jhooth bol raha hai, mein to samjhta hoon ji.



Teacher- Ladki ka paryavachi batao. Boy- Maal. Teacher- Wo kaise? Boy- Shashtron me likha hai ladki laxmi ka roop hoti hai, aur laxmi matlab Maal.



Ek chor chori karne ek ghar me ghusa:

Malik-Kaun hai..??
Chor-Miyaau
Malik-Kaun hai..??
Chor-Miyaau
Malik-Kaun hai..??
Chor-Saale billi hun billi.....!!



Pati ke marane ke 2re din
patni ne paper me advtz diya
mere pati ki antim
yatra me aane ke liye
sub ko thanks.
Kavita
(Age-32, Hight- 5ft 2inch,
Rang-Gora, NO-Child)



A Gujarati man had 2 kids: Raju and Sanju.

Raju: Papa, Sanju does not even equate you with a donkey.

Sanju: No papa, he is lying, I do equate you with a donkey.



Musharraf: Jab main paida hua tha to military valon ne 51 topen chalai.

Funny Indian Kid: Kamal hai ji, sabka nishana chook gaya?

New SMS, Baniya Wife SMS

Baniya : kal tumhare mayke jane ke baad raat ko chor aa gaye. Unhone
mujhe khub pita aur murga bhi bana diya.
Wife : to kya aapne shor nahi machaya.
Baniya : mein kya darpok hu jo shor machaunga!!

New SMS, Hindi SMS, Friendship SMS

Master-
Maine Tujhe Kutte pe Essay Likhne ko Kaha tha,
Likh K kyu nai Laye?

Santa-
Masterji,
Jaise hi Maine Kutte pe Pen Rakha wo Bhag gaya.

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Master-
Maine Tujhe Kutte pe Essay Likhne ko Kaha tha,
Likh K kyu nai Laye?

Santa-
Masterji,
Jaise hi Maine Kutte pe Pen Rakha wo Bhag gaya.

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Ek Bachcha Apne Mummy Papa k sath ja raha tha. Road Par do dogs sex kar rahe the. Bachche ne poocha ye kya kar rahe hain??
Papa- Beta Aage wala kuta peeche wale ko sahara de k chal raha hai.
Bachcha - Kitna Ghor Kalyug Aa Gaya, Jise Sahara do Sala wo hi Gaand Maar Jata hai....
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Husband Wife Jokes In Hindi Funny Jokes

Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire? "

Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife."


Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman.

Interviewer: "What were you before you married her?"

Millionaire: "A Billionaire"




Sardar by mistake goes into ladies toilet,

all ladies suddenly stand up!

Sardar: izzat dil mai ho bus yahi kafi hota hai,

Betho Betho, Khaday mut ho

Hansna Mana Hai (Hindi Jokes)

Thappar Maarnay par NaraZ Wife

se Husband bola:

"Aadmi usi ko maarta hai jis se Pyaar krta hai."


Wife ne Husband ko 2 thappar maaray aur

Boli "Aap kya samajhtay hain main Aapse Pyaar nahi kerti"




After 25 yrs wife said: Do u remember when u proposed me,

I was so overwhelmed I didnt talk for 1 hour

hubby:Yes dear that was happiest hour of my life!




A beggar- 'Oh sundari ! Andha hoon.

Sawa paanch rupya de de..

"Husband said 2 his wife- De de, tujhe

sundari bola hai to har haal mein andha hai...



Husband:u will never succeed

in making that dog obey u!

Wife:Nonsense it's only a matter of patience,

I had a lot of trouble with u at first...




Husband : (came frm office ) Darling i m tired should

a cup of coffee

Wife: oo sure sweetheart kitchen is besides you

but plz make its strong n ya sugar shud b less..




Husband asks: Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means…

Without Information, Fighting Everytime!


WIFE says: No darling , it means :-

With Idiot For Ever

Jokes in hindi

आज्ञा के बिना अन्दर आना मना है। टीचर (क्लास मे पढाते हुए), "बच्चो आयकर, बिक्रीकर, भूमिकर से मिलता झुलता कोइ और शब्द बताओ।"
निशु, "सर, एक नही तीन शब्द सुने, सुनील गावासकर, सचिन तैंदुलकर और दिलीप वेंगसरकर।"
मनु,"डेडी, ज्यादा काबिल कौन है मैं या आप?"
डैडी, " मै, क्योकि मैं एक तो तुम्हारा बाप हुँ, दुसरे उम्र मे भी तुम से बडा हुँ और मेरा तजुर्बा भी तुम से ज्यादा है।"
मनु, "फ़िर तो आप जानते होगें कि अमेरिका की खोज किस ने की थी? "
डैडी, "कोलम्बस ने की थी"
मनु, "कोलम्बस के बाप ने क्यों नही की, उसका तजुर्बा तो कोलम्बस से कही ज्यादा होगी?"
एक छोटा बच्*चा दुसरे बच्*चे से, अगर दिन को सूर्य न निकला तो क्या होगा?
दुसरे बच्*चे ने जवाब दिया, "बिजली का बिल बढ जाएगा।"
टीचर (मिन्नी से), "आज स्कूल मे देर से आने का तुमने क्या बहाना ढूंढा है?"
मिन्नी, "सर आज मै इतनी तेज दौड कर आई कि बहाना सोचने का मौका ही नही मिला।"
मरते समय पति ने अपने पत्नी को सब कुछ सच बताना चाहा । उस ने कहा " मै तुम्हे जीवन भर धोखा देता रहा। सच तो यह है कि दर्जनो औरतों से मेरे नाजायज संबंध थे।"
पत्नी बोली, "मै भी सच बताना चाहूँगी । तुम बीमारी से नही मर रहे मैने तुम्हे धीरे-धीरे असर करने वाला जहर दिया है।"
पत्नी: मैने आज सपनो मे देखा है कि तुम मेरे लिए हीरों का हार लाए हो, इस सपने का क्या मतलब है?
पति: आज शाम को बताऊगा। शाम को पति ने एक पैकेट पत्नी को लाकर दिया। पत्नी ने खुशी-खुशी पैकेट खोला तो उस मे एक किताब निकली । किताब का नाम था, 'सपनो का मतलब' ।
नया सिपाही (इंस्पैक्टर से), "सर ये बिलकुल गलत है कि मैं उस चोर से डर गया था।"
इंस्पैक्टर, "तो तुम उस गाडी के पिछे क्यों छिपे थे?"
नया सिपाही, "जी वह तो मैं कुत्ता देख कर छिपा था ।"
मैनेजर ने आने वाले से पूछा, " क्या तुम्हें पता नही कि आज्ञा के बिना अन्दर आना मना है।"
आने वाला, "जनाब मैं आज्ञा लेने के लिए ही अन्दर आया हूं।"
अध्यापक," बाबर भारत मे कब आया?"
बंटी, "पता नही सर।"
अध्यापक, " बोर्ड पर नही देख सकते, नाम के साथ ही लिखा है।"
बंटी, मैने सोचा, शायद वह उसका फ़ोन नम्बर है।"
एक बहानेबाज कर्मचारी का दादा उस के दफ़तर में जा कर उस के बाँस से बोला, " इस दफ़तर मे सुनिल नाम का व्यक्ति कार्य करता है, मुझे उस से मिलना है, वह मेरा पोता है।"
बाँस ने मुस्करा कर कहा, " मुझे अफ़सोस है, आप देर से आए है, वह आप के आर्थी को कंधा देने के लिए छुट्टी लेकर जा चुका है।"
सेठानी (नौकरानी से), "क्यों महारानी जी आज आने मे इतनी देर क्यों लगा दी?"
नौकरानी, "सेठानी जी मै सीढियों से गिर गई थी।"
सेठानी, "तो क्या उठने मे इतनी देर लगती है।"


लेटेस्ट जोक्स

Friends Without Faces

We sit and we type, and we stare at our
screens,
We all have to wonder, what this
possibly means.
With our mouse we roam, through the
rooms in a maze,
Looking for something or someone, as we
sit in a daze.




We chat with each other, we type
all our woes,
Small groups we do form, and gang
up on our foes.
We wait for somebody, to type out
our name,
We want recognition, but it is
always the same.



We hugs, and sometimes
flirt,
In IMs we chat deeply, and reveal why we
hurt.
We do form friendships - but - why
we don't know,
But some of these
friendships, will flourish and
grow.





Why is it on screen, we can be so
bold,
Telling our secrets, that have never
been told.
Why is it we share, the thoughts in our
mind,
With those we can't see, as though we
were blind.



The answer is simple, it is as
clear as a bell.
We all have our problems, and need
someone to tell.
We can't tell "real" people, but
tell someone we must,
So we turn to the 'puter, and to
those we can trust.



Even though it is crazy, the truth still
remains,
They are Friends Without Faces, and odd
little names.
deed for another
day,
Morning has come in a special
way,
May you smile like the sunny rays
&
Leave your worries for some other
day...

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Ek Bachcha Apne Mummy Papa k sath ja raha tha. Road Par do dogs sex kar rahe the. Bachche ne poocha ye kya kar rahe hain??
Papa- Beta Aage wala kuta peeche wale ko sahara de k chal raha hai.
Bachcha - Kitna Ghor Kalyug Aa Gaya, Jise Sahara do Sala wo hi Gaand Maar Jata hai....

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Ek Pagal Nanga Bazar Mein Ghoom Raha Tha
Uska WO Bahot Bada Tha,
Ek Aurat Ne Dekha To Boli
Hamara Desh Tarakki Kaise Karega
Saare Kaam Ke Admi To Pagal Hai

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A lady was shopping in Delhi. Suddenly she realizes she is late for an appointment. She is not wearing a watch so she sees a small shop on the roadside, goes to the shop and asks in very western accent to our Santa (owner)....

What's the time??
Santa is a very patriotic man and hates English accent while speaking.. So he replies back in the same accent........

Bra-panties!!

Confused the lady asks again.........

No! No! What's the time??

Santa again answers back..........

Bra-panties!! Bra-panties!!

Seeing the confusion going between the two another man comes to the rescue of the lady and says.......

O papaji tusi samajh nahin paaye!! Kudi twade ko time puuch rahii hai gayee!!

Angry Santa shots back at him.........

Tow main bhi to oonoo time hee das rahan hai barah panthis(12:35)

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एक दिन औरत के अण्डाणुओं ने आदमी के शुक्राणुओं का मुकाबला करने की ठानी।
साले बिना बात हमारे घर में घुस आते हैं !
सब अण्डाणु बन्दूकें लेकर तैनात हो गए ।
लेकिन कुछ नहीं हुआ। इन्तज़ार करते करते थक गए।
तभी एक चिल्लाया - हमला पीछे से हुआ है।

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सन्ता अपनी बीवी को यौन सन्तुष्टि देने में असमर्थ था।
उसने अपने दोस्त बन्ता से सलाह ली।
रात को�
सन्ता ने अपनी बीवी से सम्भोग करते हुए पूछा- डार्लिंग ! आज तुम्हें कुछ फ़र्क लग रहा है?
बीवी - हाँ ! आज तुम बिल्कुल बन्ते की तरह कर रहे हो !!!

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एक सरदार जी जो मैथ से पी.एच.डी कर चुके थे. इंटरव्यू के लिए जाते हैं लेकिन काफी देर हो जाने से सारी सीट फुल हो जाती है. सरदार जी काफी विनती करते है, कि प्लीज़ एक बार मेरा इंटरव्यू ले लो. परीक्षक तैयार हो जाता है, बोलता है सरदार जी मैं आपसे २ प्रश्न पूछूंगा हर प्रश्न के दो पार्ट हैं, अगर आप तीन प्रश्न के उत्तर दे दोगे तो मैं आपको रख लूंगा




परीक्षक : �कू...... चुग चूग चुग चूग..छोओऊ ..छू � क्या है?�
सरदार जी : �साब यह तो ट्रेन है !�


परीक्षक: �बहुत अच्छा �. वह शताब्दी थी या राजधानी ?�
सरदार जी (घबराकर) : �अजी ,यह कैसे बता सकते हैं ??�


परीक्षक : �सरदार जी मैं आपसे प्रश्न पूछ रहा हूँ, आप सिर्फ उत्तर दो .�
सरदार जी : �ठीक है �.. आपने बड़ी जल्दी जल्दी चुग चुग,चू,छ्हू बोला , तो ये जरूर ही शताब्दी होगी .�


परीक्षक : �नही सरदारजी, वह राजधानी थी. कोई बात नहीं, दो और सवाल हैं.
आप ठीक से जवाब देंगे तो नौकरी मिल जायेगी.�



परीक्षक (अपने हाथ हो जहाज़ की तरह घुमाते हुए ) :
�यह क्या है: ज्ज्ज्ज्ज्ज्ज्ज्� �़ ०००००म्म्म्म् .जूऊऊऊऊऊ .�
सरदार जी : यह तो प्लेन हैं साब.


परीक्षक : �शाबास सरदारजी ! यह लास्ट सवाल का जवाब दे देंगे तो नौकरी आपकी ही है.
ये इंडियन एयरलाइन्स थी या किंगफिशर??�
सरदार जी: �साब आप अजीब सा सवाल पूछते हो. खैर कोई बात नही .. आप ने बड़ी ऊँचा हाथ दिखाए थे, इसलिए, ये इंडियन एअरलाइन होगी?�


परीक्षक : �सॉरी सरदारजी, वो किंगफिशर थी . कोई बात नहीं. आप ने दो सही जवाब दिए.
एक और सही जवाब दिया होता तो मैं आप को ये नौकरी दे देता.�



सरदार जी(मन ही मन में गुस्सा हो कर बोलें): �कोई बात नहीं साब, मैं भी आप से दो सवाल
पूछना चाहूँगा . आप जवाब दे देंगे तो समझूंगा कि आप ने ठीक इंटरव्यू लिया.�



परीक्षक(सिर हिलाते हुए) : �ठीक है सरदारजी पूछो.�
सरदार जी (अपनी दो अंगुलियों से गोला बना कर पूछा ): �ये क्या है?�
परीक्षक(गुस्से मैं) : : �ये क्या कर रहें हो सरदारजी?�


सरदार जी : �अब , मैं सवाल पूछ रहा हूँ. आप जवाब दीजिये .�
परीक्षक: �ये तो (वजिना) ****** है .�


सरदार जी : �ये आपकी माँ की है या बहन की?�

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एक बार एक बन्दर ने इन्सान से पूछा- तुम में और हम बन्दरों में क्या फ़र्क है?
इन्सान बोला- तुम डाल पर उछलते हो !
हम डाल कर उछलते हैं !

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सन्ता अपनी गाड़ी से कहीं जा रहा था तो रास्ते में उसने देखा कि बन्ता सड़क के किनारे खड़ा चिल्ला र्हा है रो रहा है।
सन्ता रुका और पूछा- की होया बन्तया ?
बन्ता ने अपनी दुर्घटना-ग्रस्त गाड़ी की ओर इशारा किया।
सन्ता- कोई गल्ल नैई, होर नवीं लै लवाँ गे।
बन्ता- गड्डी दे अन्दर वेख सन्तया !
सन्ता देखता है कि एक बहुत सुन्दर लड़की गाड़ी में मरी पड़ी है।
सन्ता- कोई गल्ल नैई ! कुड़ियाँ ताँ भतेरियाँ मिल जाणी याँ !
बन्ता- ओए सन्तया ! कुड़ी दे मुंह विच देख !!!!

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एक जंगल में सभी मादा पशु अपने पतियों से परेशान होकर जंगल के राजा शेर के पास अपनी शिकायत लेकर जाते है!
सभी लोग अपनी-अपनी शिकायत बताते है-
गदही - महराज मेरा गधा कुछ काम धाम नही करता और बिना बात के मुझे मारता है,रात को मेरे साथ जबरजस्ती सेक्स करता है.
इस प्रकार हथनी ने हाथी के बारे में शिकायत की
बंदरिया ने कहा - महाराज मैं अपने पति से बहुत परेसान हूँ मेरा बन्दर मेरे साथ रोज जबरजस्ती तीन-चार बार सेक्स करता है मना करने पर मारता है!
जंगल में हो रहे मादा पशुओ पर अत्याचार को सुनकर शेर को गुस्सा आ जाता है.
शेर- सभी लोगों को सुचना एक महीने तक सेक्स बंद,सभी लोग अपना लिंग काटकर यहाँ रख कर जाए.और एक महीने बाद आकर ले जायेंगे.
सभी जानवर एक-एक करके अपना लिंग काटते और शेर के पास रखते शेर सभी को एक टोकन देता,गधे को मीडियम टोकन,हाथी को बड़ा टोकन,बन्दर को छोटा टोकन.इस प्रकार सभी जानवर अपना-अपना काटकर रख देते है,और सभी अपने-अपने घर को चले जाते है.
बेचारा बन्दर बिना कुछ खाए-पिए दिन भर जंगल में बैठ कर सोचता रहता है,शाम को बड़े गिरे मन से घर पहुचता है.
बन्दर को देखते ही बंदरिया बड़े खुशी से क्यो आ गए कटाकर?
बन्दर बोला चुप साली एक महिना बितने दे हाथी का टोकन मार के रक्खा हूँ!

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एक लड़का अपनी प्रेमिका के साथ गार्डन मे बेठा था ,सामने एक कुत्ता एक कुतिया को चोद रहा था!
लड़का बोला - जान अगर एतराज़ ना हो तो मैं भी .........................
लड़की बोली - ओके संभल कर करना कहीं कुतिया काट ना ले.................

Hindi Jokes , Free Jokes, Adult Jokes

बेटा - पापा, मैं केसे पैदा हुआ ?
बाप - बेटा मंदिर मे मन्नत मांगी थी !
बेटा - और आप ?
बाप - मैं भी मंदिर मे मन्नत मांगने से !
बेटा - तो क्या हमारे यहाँ चोदने वोदने का रिवाज़ नहीं है क्या ??????

First Night Jokes, Hindi Jokes, Jokes For Adults

सन्ता अपनी गर्ल-फ़्रेन्ड के स्तन चूस रहा था।
लड़की उत्तेजित हो कर बोली- तुम्हें और कुछ नहीं चाहिए?
सन्ता- दूध के साथ दो - तीन बिस्कुट मिल जाते, तो मज़ा आ जाता ! ;-D

First Night Jokes, hindi Jokes, Only Adult Jokes

कमरे में जाते ही दुल्हन अपना ब्लाऊज़ और ब्रा खोलने लगी।
पति बोला- यह क्या कर रही हो?
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सहेली ने कहा था - जाते ही दूध पिलाना !!!!!!!!!!!

Adult Jokes, Hindi Jokes, Only For 18+ Jokes

शकीला, आओ खेलेंगे !
नहीं ! आप हमारी ले लेंगे !!
यह तो प्यार की कसौटी है !
नहीं ! मेरी बहुत ही छोटी है !!
देख तेरे लिए इस दिल में कितना प्यार भरा है !
नहीं ! मुझे पता है आपका कितना बड़ा है !!
देख यह तेरा हुस्न और निखार देगा !
जी नहीं ! यह मेरी फ़ाड़ देगा !!

friendship sms, sms jokes, birthday sms,

When we were kids,
We waited 2 grow up soon,
Now we r grown up,
We realize that wounded knees & broken toys were better than wounded emotions & broken hearts.

free sms site,friends sms ,

Dost dost k dil ki dua hta hy
Mehsoos tb hta hy jb wo juda hta hy
Bina dost k jeena saza hta hy
Or dost acha ho to Rab ki ata hta hy . .

lovely sms, sms poems, sms joke,

Bin tere dil ko samjhaon kese.

Aana chahun tere pas to aaun kese.

Meri her sans amant hai teri yadon ki.

Toot ker is se ziyada tujhe chahon kese.

funny sms, romantic sms,sweet sms,mobile sms,

Boy:
Chalte chalte younhee ruk jata houn mein.,

Baithay baithay younhee baith jata houn mein..

Kiya yeh hi piyar hai.?

Girl:
Nahin yeh kamzori hai....

friendship sms, sms jokes,

"Ek shakhs ne RASOOL-E-PAK (SAW) se apni tangdsti ki shikyat ki to AAP (SAW) Ne farmya "Tum jub ghar mei dakhil hone lago to pehle salam karo khawa ghar mein koi ho ya na ho, phir MUJH Par DAROOD BHEJO aur aik dafa SURAH IKHLAS perho"us shakhs ne aisa he kiya to ALLAH ne is amal ki badolat na sirf uski rozi mein kushadgi Ata Farmaee bulke us k hamsaye aur rishtedar bhee faizyab huey."

funny sms, romantic sms,sweet sms, cute sms,

Three different ways 2 catch a tiger r:
Newton's 3rd law of motion: Allow the tiger 2 catch u & then catch the tiger as for every action, there is reaction.

Ainstyin law:
Chase the tiger until it becomes tired & loose its entire energy.

Pakistani law: Catch a cat & beat it untill it admits it self 2 b a tiger.

shayari sms, free sms site,

Meri mohabbat ki itni c kahani hai.
Tuti hui kashti ruka hua pani hai.
Ek gulab unki kitab mei dum tor choka hai.
Or unko yad hi nhi k ye kis ki nishani hai.

friends sms , lovely sms, sms poems,

"Boht Hi Maan Hay tum pr,

SunO Paas-E-Wafa Rakhna,

Sabhi Se Tum Milo Lekin,

Zara Sa Fasla Rakhna,

Bichar Jana Bhi Parta Hy,

Zara Sa Housla Rakhna.

romantic sms,sweet sms, cute sms,

""Saans""
lene se teri YAAD aati hai,

Yaad aane se meri JAAN jaati hai,

Kaise keh don k sirf Saans se zindgi hai,

Saans bhi to teri YAAD k baad aati hai....

mobile sms,free sms, funny sms,

Raz-e-dil na sunana kisi ko SAGAR.
Duniya mai sab hamraz badal jaty hain.
Kisi k bicharny se koi marr to nahi jata.
Han magar jeene k andaz badal jaty hain....!

love poetry urdu, yaad shayari, hindi ghazal,

Mr.Aslam k yhan mehman aya.ghr mein 1hi bed tha. Bht sochne k bad bed k drmyan takya rkh diya 1side pe bivi 2ri side pe mehman. 2re din mehman sham ko lota to darwaza bnd tha, bell d pr nhi khula, mehman: Dekhye Mr.Aslam drwaza kholye wrna main deewa phlang k ajaunga.
Mrs.Aslam:Deewar kya khak phalango ge Sari rat ek takya to phalang nhi ske.

hindi ghazals, hindi urdu, friendship shayari, hindi poetry, hindi shayari, urdu shayari,

Hum itny swèet nahi k apko sugar ho jaey na hi itny "salty hain k BP barh jaey na hi itny"TASTY"k maza ajaey per hum itny karway b nai k hamari yaad hi na aye*

hindi jokes, funny hindi sms, love urdu, hindi sms jokes, love hindi,

Dehati Aurat Cheque Cash karane Bank gae.

Clerk: Yahan SIGN karo.

Aurat: Kese?

Clerk: Jese KHAT k akhir me likhte hain.

She wrote, "Faqat aap k Munäy ki Mä"

hindi love sms, hindi romantic, friendship shayari,

So many options:
Poison,
sleeping pills,
hanging,
jumping from a building,
lying on train tracks..

but..

People choose marriage !!

slow but sure !

hindi poetry, hindi shayari, urdu shayari, love shayari,

I look at my frnds, then I look at mYself, without my pals whr wud I b? My life, my shadows, my world, whr wud I b without my frnds? Tears, giggles, smiles & laughs, late nite calls & cute photographs, I'll b thr for u till da day i die!
sEnD iT tO All dA fRNDS wHo mEaN AlOt 2 u~ i jUsT DiD it

love hindi, shayari funny, hindi jokes, funny hindi sms,

Beti: Maa GAON mein Bollywood wale aye hen
Maa: andar aja inki niyat buhat kharab hoti hay
Beti: Maa Imran Hashmi b aya hay
Maa: to bakri ko b andar le aa

hindi sms, love poetry urdu, yaad shayari,

Dil se labo tak ik Dua rhti hay,

Hamen Har ghari ap ki parwah rehti hay,

KUHDA har sukh zindagi ka kry apko ata,

Hamari Har dua me ye ilteja rhti hay.

hindi ghazal, poetry sms, shayaris hindi ghazals,

Ab key youn dil ko saza di hum ney... Uss ki har baat bhula di hum ney... Ik ik phool buhat yaad aaya...
Shakh-e-gul jab jala di hum ney...
Aaj phir usko dua di hum ney...
Koi to baat hai uss mein bhi faraz... Har khushi jis pey luta di hum ney...

friendship shayari, hindi poetry, hindi shayari, urdu shayari,

Talluq tut jaega mra sary zmany se
Mre apne khfa honge tmhen apna bnanae se
Tmhare sat rehne se mje tskin mlti hy
Boht tklif hoti hy tmhare dur jany se
Mre ghar ko jla dna mgr ye zehen me rkhna
Ujala mil nhi skta ksi ka ghar jlane se
Hmari jaan jaegi to phr tm jan jaoge
K hasil kch nhi hota ksi ko azmane se.

urdu shayari, love shayari, shayari funny, hindi jokes,

10" baatein
"10" baaton ko khatam kar deti hein,
1. Tauba gunah ko
2. Dukh zindagi ko
3. Gussa aqul ko
4. Sadqa musibat ko
5. Chugli amal ko
6. Peshmani sakhawat ko
7. Neki badi ko
8. Jhooth rizq ko
9. Zulm insaf ko
10. Takabur Amal ko...!
Tc
:-)

hindi sms shayari,love urdu, hindi sms jokes, love hindi,

Future mein price list is tarha ho gi.

Chawal 1 Rupay k 2 danay.

Daal 50 paisay k 4 danay.

Oil 10 Rupay k 2 drop.

Doodh 2 Rupay ka 1 qatra.

List k Neeche 1 zaruri note bhi likha hoga k jo bhi yeh sab cheezein khareede ga usay asli desi ghee ki khushboo muft soonghnay ko milay gi..

sher o shayari,hindi sms, love poetry urdu,love urdu, hindi sms jokes, love hindi,

Sare bharam mita kr
Sb chahtein bhula kr
Hm tere pas aye
Thi aas aj hm pr
Kch hogi mehrbani
Halka krenge ji ko
Ansu baha baha kr
Sb hal e dil zubani Tujh ko suna suna kr
Kya kya na hm pe beeti
Kya kya na dil ne dekha
Kitne hue preshan Pr
Tujhse dil lga kr Tujhse nazar mila kr
Kitne udas aye hm Tere pas ja kr.

yaad shayari, hindi ghazal, poetry sms, shayaris

MeT u..
BecAme frNds..
HAd fUn..
FreakEd out..
ShARed seCrets..
FouGht wIth u, oVer u & fOr u..
Cried foR u, wIth u..
TEased u..
HUrt u..
MiSSed u..
& hEre Me stiLL thinkinG aBt u..
LonG journEy haiNa??
WilL neVer let iT eNd..
JuSt wAnted u to knOw thAt
U'r vaLued!!"

funny hindi sms hindi romantic Shayari

Pathan ko rastay mei 1 charagh mila. Utha k saaf kia tu 1 Jin nikla or kaha k woh uski 3 khwahishain puri kreyga!
Pathan:"Hmko esa naswar do jo khatam na ho!"
1dum 1 naswar ka packet aagya!
Pathan ne thori si naswar nikali tu utni naswar or aagai!
Jin:"Baqi 2 khwahishain?"
Pathan:"Esa 2 Packet or do

hindi jokes hindi ghazals hindi love sms

Koi To Hota!

Main Jis K Dil Ki Kitab Banta

Main Jiski Chahat Ka Khwab Banta

Main Hijar K Mosam Ki Lambi Raton Main

Yad Ban Kar Azab Banta

Koi To Hota!

Jo Meri Khwahish main

Uth K Raton Ko Khoob Rota

Dukhon Ki Chadar Lapait Kar

Hajom-E-Dunya Se Door Hota

Main Rooth Jata Manata Mujko

K Chahe Mera Qasur Hota

Koi To Hota!

Main jis K Itna Qareeb Hota

Na Pas Koi Raqeeb Hota

Main Tanha Iska Habib Hota

Ye Silsila B Ajeb Hota

Koi To Hota!

Hindi Shayari Urdu Shayari Comedy Shayari

Har gali har devar par apka naam likha hai

Har khirki har darwaze pr apka naam likha hai

Uper talash-e-gumshuda or

Neeche zehni tawazan kharab likha hai. ;-

Funny SMS Friendship SMS

Pthan:Molvi saab Kia Wazu k bagair Namaz ho jata hai?
Molvi:Nhi hoti.
Pthan:Ho jata hai yara.Molvi:O Bhai nhi hoti.Pathan:Ho jata ha,Hm ne khud parh k dekha hai

Serious Shayari SMS Shayari Love Shayari

The relations which require effort to b maintained are never true.

And if the relations are true they never require any effort to be maintained.

Girlfriend Shayari Send Beautiful SMS

Mohbt m koi sadma uthana chahiye tha

Bhulaya tha jisy wo yad aana chahiye tha

Meri or uski arzu m farq ye tha
Mjy bs wo usy sara zamana chahiye tha...

Poetry Shayari New Shayari COOL SmS Shayari

Unko Namoos Bi,
izzat Bi Pazirai Bi

Mujko Ronay ko
Mayassar Nahi
Tanhai Bi

Apnay Hi HaaL Pay Hasna bi Hans k Rona bi,

Main Bayak Waqt
Tamasha Bi Tamashai Bi.

Love Shayari Hindi Shayari Urdu Shayari

Ab kay yun dil ko sazaa di hum nay

uss ki har baat bhula di hum nay

ik ik phool bohot yaad aaya

Shakh-e-gul jab woh jla di hum nay

Aaj tak jiss pay woh sharmatey hain

baat kab ki woh bhula di hum nay

Shehr-e-jahan raakh say abad howa

Aag jab dil ki bhuja di hum nay

Aaj phir yaad bohot aya woh

Aaj phir us ko duwa di hum nay

Koi to baat us mein hay faraz

Har khushi jiss pay lutaa di hum nay

Send SMS To Friend

Take ur cell,

wash it,

cut it in small pcs,

fry it,

add some salt in it.

Now mobile pickle is ready.

Msg to aap se hote nhi,

tu cell ka Aachar hi dal lo.

New SMS, SMS Shayari , Urdu Shayari SMS

Raz e dil na sunana kisi ko SAGHAR.

Dunya ma sab hamraz badal jaty hain.

Kisi k bicharne se koi mar to nahi jata.

Han magar jiene k andaz badal jaty hain.

Funny SMS Love SMS Jokes SMS Naughty SMS

Doctor nd sardar love same girl.
Sardar gives her apple every day.
Girl askd sardar reason for giving apple daily.
Sardar. AN APPLE A DAY KEEPS THE DOCTOR AWAY.

Naughty SMS Jokes Hindi SMS New SMS

Famous Pakistani Actress MEERA is opening a college....

The name of the College Is:-

"Women College for Boys":)

Poetry SMS New SMS Shayari SMS Cool SMS Shayari

Raz e dil na sunana kisi ko SAGHAR.

Dunya ma sab hamraz badal jaty hain.

Kisi k bicharne se koi mar to nahi jata.

Han magar jiene k andaz badal jaty hain.

Friendship SMS Shayari, COOl SMS, New SMS

Life cycle?
Chooha billi say darta hay
Billi kuttay say dartee hay kutta aadmi say darta hay aadmi aurat say darta hay aur aurat choohay say dartee hay ! ! !

New SMS Love Shayari hindi Shayari Cool Lovers

Ye khawab mre azab sare

Ye phol chehre gulab sare

Koi b apna mla na mjko

Ulat k dekhe nqab sare

Khuda se manga jb se tjko

Gunah hoe hn swaab sare.

Dard Shayari Hindi Shayari New SMS Love Shayari

Meri sarkashi bhi thi munfarid,

Meri aajzi bhi kamal thi...

Main anaa parast blaa ka tha,
So gira to apnay hi paaon mein...

Poetry SMS New SMS Shayari SMS

Dil k udas shehr ki tanhaiyon me hon,

dekho tumhari aankhon ki gehrayon me hon,

kia dhop ki majal k mujko jla skay,

main teri mhbton ki parchaiyon mein hon.

New Hindi Shayari, Romantic Hindi Shayari, Lovers Shayari

Wo pyar b krta hai or izhar b nahi karta,
Jo poch ley koi to is se iqrar b nahi karta,

Wo aysa saada dil hai k mujhy dekhny ki dua mangy,
jab samny aajaon to deedar b nahi karta,

Gar is se door jaon main to saans iski rukti hai,
or koi mangly is se mujhko to inkar b nahi karta,

Mery dil k darwazy pe dastak b deta hai,
or darwaza khul jaany ka intezar b nahi karta.

SMS In Hindi Friendship SMS COOL SMS

Tu Na Hoga,
Tere Gham Ki Roshni Hogi.
Is Dil Pe Bikhri Yaadon Ki Chandni Hogi.
Meri Roh Me Bas Gai Hai Teri MUHABBAT.
Tere Bagher Ab Na Basar Ye ZINDAGI Hogi

hindi shayari, urdu shayari, Bewafai Shayari love shayari,

Apne hatho se yu chehre ko chupate q ho,
mujh se sharmate ho to samne ate q ho.
Tum kabhi meri tarah kar b lo ikraar-e-wafa,
pyar karte ho to phir pyar ko chupate q ho.
Aashk ankho mai meri dekh k rote kyu ho,
Dil bhar ata hai to phir dil ko dhukate q ho.
Roz mar mar k mujhe jeeney ko kehte q ho,
milne atey ho to phir laut k jatey q ho

Hindi SMS New SMS Love SMS

Soney nahi deti tumhri aadh khuli ankhain.....

Zra thehro muje bhi neend aa jaye to so jana....

Haseen ho tum,tumhain kiya gham
Tumhain to neend piyari ha.....

Hamara hal mat pocho k ham par rat bhari ha....
Hamary ser qayamat ha
Ye tal jaye to so jana.....
"ABHI TO RAT BAKI HA YE DHAL JAY TU SO JANA"

Naughty SMS Jokes

1 Pathan apni Ankhen band kr k Shishy k samne betha tha
1 Admi ne pocha k ankh bnd kr k kya kr rhe ho

Pathan bola
Hm dekh rha hy k hum sote huey kesa lagta hy.

Funny SMS Shayari Hindi SMS Shayari

Hawa ma betab urr raha tha ghalib.

Wah!Wah

hawa ma betab urr raha tha ghalib.

Ooohhh....

Phir...?

Phir kia,

Ruk gai hawa gir gaye ghalib....!

Husband Wife SMS Naughty SMS

Husband & wife are like liver & kidney. Husband is liver & wife kidney.If liver fails, kidney fails. If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.

Love SMS HINDI SMS New SMS

Meethi Meethi Yadon ko
Palkon Main Saja Lena,

Sath Guzre Lamhon ko
Dil Ma Basa Lena

Nazar Na Aon Hqiqat Main Ager
To
Muskra k Mjhe
Sapno Main Bula Lena.

funny SMS Shayari Hindi SMS

Hr khushi,hansi mange ap se"
"Hr phool, khushbu mange apse"
"Itni roshni ho apki zindagi me k"
Khud "WAPDA"
conection mangen ap se.
"HAPPY LOAD SHEDDING

Hindi SMS Love Poetry SMS

Bari koshish k bad use bhula diya
Uski yadon ko sine se mita diya
1din phir uska paigam aya likha tha muje bhol jao,
aur muje bhula hua har lamha yad dila diya

Love Poetry SMS

Too jahan rahy meri dua ki chaon ho
wo shehar ho ya gaon ho
Teri ankh mai nami na ho
kisi cheez ki kami na ho
Tuje jo lage wo nazr na ho
Kisi dukh ko teri khabr na ho
Teri rah mai kos.e.kaza rahy
khushi tere paon ki dhool ho
Dua yeh meri kabol ho.:-)

Interesting to Know

-Scientists say the higher your IQ the more you dream
-The largest cell in the human body is the female egg and the smallest is the male sperm.
-You use 200 muscles to take one step.
-The average woman is 5 inches shorter than the average man.
-Your big toes have two bones each while the rest have three.
-A pair of human feet contains 250,000 sweat glands.
-A full bladder is roughly the size of a soft ball.
-The acid in your stomach is strong enough to dissolve razor blades.
-The human brain cell can hold 5 times as much information as the Encyclopedia Britannica.
-It takes the food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.
-The average human dream lasts 2-3 seconds..
-Men without hair on their chests are more likely to get cirrhosis of the liver than men with hair.
-At the moment of conception, you spent about half an hour as a single cell.
-There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.
-Your body gives off enough heat in 30 minutes to bring half a gallon of water to a boil.
-The enamel in your teeth is the hardest substance in your body.
-Your teeth start growing 6 months before you are born.
-When you are looking at someone you love, your pupils dilate, and they do the same when you are looking at someone you hate.
-Your thumb is the same length of your nose.

Intezaar to karein ke jab vo aaye bhi

Intezaar to karein ke jab vo aaye bhi
Bhool jaayein hum chhodein jo mere saaye bhi

Kal subah yeh zindagi jo na rahi
Tamaasha dekhenge apne aur paraaye bhi

Vo gair hai to gair ban na bhi seekh le
Yaadon mein aake baar-baar aazmaaye bhi

Yeh kaisa khuda hai mere dosto
Khud hi lagaaye aag, khud hi bhujaaye bhi

Shikwa bhi to kya karein hum kisi se
Khoya ik humsafar to lakhon rehnuma paaye bhi.

A Women can understand What is Love?

Agar yaqeen nahi aata to azmaye mujhe"

"woh Aina hai to phir Aina dikhaye mujhe"

ajab chirag hun din raat jalta rahta hun"

mai thak gaya hun hawa se kaho bujhaye mujhe"

Mai jis ki ankh ka ansu tha us ne qadr na ki"

Bikhar gya hun to ret se uthaye mujhe"

Bahut dino se mai in patthron mein patthr hun"

koi to zara der hi sahi par rulaye mojhe"

Mai chahta hun ki tum hi mujhe ijazat do"

Tumhari tarah se koi galese lagaye mujhe

Sweet Shayari Hindi Shayari Best Hind Shayari

ham ne jaab pyaar jataya to bura man gaye
haale dil apna sunaya to buraa man gaye

pyaar kar te hei un hei kab se chupaya ham ne
aaj ezhaar e wafa ki to buraa man gaye

ruth kar jo wo ham se yun jane lage
chale tareef ki haam ne buraa maan gaye

wo bhi kar te hei hame pyaar ye malum hua
un ki tabbasum chupi haam peh chan gaye

pyaar kar te ho to ham se chupate kun ho
ab to ham aap ka hale dil haye jan gaye

sari dunia ko deewaana bana rakkha he
raaz ye kya he or kun ye ham pehchan gaye

Beauty Secrets By Celebrities

Ever wondered what makes our Bollywood 'Stars' so beautiful? The unanimous answer to this query would be the donning their grease paint or the way they are filmed by the acclaimed cinematographers or clicked by their ace lens men.

But these earthly Brigade of 'Stars' also have a 'beautiful' mind of their own. They can use it to express their own opinion on beauty related topics. So presented herewith is the response to some common queries like:-

a. What does 'good looks' in the physical sense of the term mean to you?

b. Who is their epitome of beauty?

c. Can 'Metrosexual' men be called 'beautiful'?

d. What is the secret of your youthfulness and charm?

e. Do you have any such beauty tip that you would like to share with your fans?

Soha Ali Khan: "I think good looks are hereditary. So I feel great having inherited my mom's good looks including her dimples. And of course my epitome of beauty is my mother, Sharmila Tagore.

Sometimes I really wonder if all this is worth it? Imagine the women from the lower strata, who might possess an insurmountable beauty yet who cares for them? My mother's tip for me: Stay cool and calm and of course, be graceful and humble to one and all."

John Abraham: "The secret of my good looks is that I am a diehard health freak and I don't believe in the concept of the Cosmetic Charisma. So if you have it, you have it. Then it's like God's gift and you just have to maintain it.

Of course, women specifically have to take refuge in the Cosmetic Glory. Besides why should one make a demarcation between a 'beautiful' man and a 'beautiful' woman? Pointless!"

Good Morning Wishes

A good morning wish, for you my friend
May joy be yours, until day's end
With nothing but sunshine, no clouds at all
Until the evening shadows fall.



Our friendship is so dear to me
My dearest friend, you continue to be
Even though many miles keep us apart
You are always here, close in my heart.

New day new blessing.Don't let yesterday's failures ruin the beauty of today,b'coz each day has its own promise of love,joy,forgiveness.....Good Morning...

On your friendship, I know I can depend
In any circumstance, I might be in
Please know, you, I so appreciate and adore
No way my friend, could I ever love you more.

With petals of Roses,Palm full of Holly water,Light of Full Sun,Fragrance of Flower and Grass with dew.I wish u a very special Good Morning....

See outside the Window,
Sun rising for U, Flowers smiling for U,
Birds Singing for U, B'coz last night
I told them to wish U G@@D Morning.

Simple music can make u sing,A simple hug can make u feel better,Simple things can make u happy.Hope my simple Hi...!!!will make u smile ...Good Morning....

Happy moments Don t forget me;Difficult moments-Trust me;Quiet moments-Call me; Painful moments Tell me;Every moment-Bless me;....Good Morning.....

Romantic Love Poem

When it comes to lovin' couples,
don't we make the perfect pair-
There's romance, love, and laughter
in the friendship that we share.
We care enough to listen,
to trust and understand.
To build a life together,
side by side and hand in hand.
We both know that we're lucky
and we've got a good thing going.
Through ups and downs
and give and take,
our love just keeps on growing...
'Cause I bring out the best in you,
and you the best in me-
I guess it takes the two of us
to make the perfect "we."

A GUJJU SPESAL !

Q) Why won't the gujju jeweler sell anything to the UP ka bhayiya?
A) The bhayiya kept giving gujju a bunch of hair each time the gujju asked for KESH.

Q) What will a Gujju tell a tomato, coming last in a tomato race?
(in case of one)
A) Tomato KETCHUP.

Q) Why did the gujju go to Rome ?
A) He wanted to listen to POPE music.

Q) Why did the gujju go to London?
A) To see BIG BEHN.

Q) What did the Gujju mean when he said, "Ramesh no dikro STATES
ma gayon" ?
A) Ramesh's son failed in statistics...

Q) Why was the gujju stacking up 1 cent coins on the day before
exams ?
A) He wanted to get "cent-par-cent" .

Q) What did the Gujju have in the morning?
A) LIGHT SNAKES for breakfast.

Q) What did the Gujju say to the singing prostitute?
A) You are going from BED To VERSE.

Q) Did you know that Gujarati students are going to start a fraternity?
A) They named it Rho Beta Rho.

Q) Why did the gujjus take 50 paise when they went to watch "GANDHI"?
A) They read Atten( 8 annas)-bourough in the credits.

Q) Why did the gujju think Gandhi was acted by a woman in "GANDHI"?
A) They read Ben( behn) Kingsley did the acting.

HOW DO DESIS SPEND THEIR TIME IN USA AND THE OTHER WESTERN COUNTRIES?

Q How do desis in states have fun ?
A. Read technical books

Q. What do you call it when a desi tries to imitate an American ?
A. Artificial Intelligence

Q. What does a desi's intelligence say to his man-hood ?
A. You are a fictious character.

Q. Why do desis go to a bar ?
A. To stand in a corner and look at the blondes on the sly.

Q. Why is it good to have a desi friend ?
A. You can get your assignments done.

Q. What is a desi's favorite rhyme ?
A. Earn money. look funny. (like a zombie, having spent a lifetime
in the lab)

Q. How do you make a desi's eyes light up ?
A. Wave a dollar bill on his face.

Q. What is a desi's most exciting part of life ?
A. Doing an assignment for a girl.

Q. Why do desis drink a can of beer ?
A. so they could get high.

Q. Why do desis wear underwears ?
A. Because they could have wet dreams.

Q. What do desis do for lovemaking ?
A. Read penthouse.

Q. What do you call a desi between two blondes ?
A. A misfit.

Q. What do you call a desi's brain ?
A. A conundrum.

Q. How does a Professor change a desi's mind ?
A. Offer a RA.

Q. Why do desis like spicy food ?
A. To avoid constipation.

Q. Why do desis wear goggles ?
A. To look at blondes

Q. What do desis mean by fun ?
A. sighting blondes sitting in a car with sun glass doors.

Q. What do you call a desi gathering ?
A. Techinical conference.

Q. When does a desi smile ?
A. After seeing his pay check.

Q. When do desis go to the temple ?
A. Just before the finals week.

Q. Why is Cinemax's (cable) Friday after dark so successful ?
A1. Because, all desis watch it.

Q. Why does warner cable show X rated movies ?
A. Because desi's won't pay otherwise.

Q. Why are blue films made ?
A. So desis know what sex is all about.

Q. Why do desis drown in a swimming pool ?
A. Because they have pot bellies.

Q. What does a desi do on a date ?
A. Bore the hell out of the girl's mind by talking about his
assignments and how he solved the problems.

Q. What is a desi's most exciting night ?
A. Sitting alone in the lab and reading Alt.sex

Q. How can you punish a desi ?
A. Ask him to talk to a girl without offerring to do her assignment.

Q. Why don't desis wish other desis ?
A. Because, they are scared the other might ask for a quarter.

Q. How do you confuse a desi ?
A. Ask him questions about sexuality.

Q. What is the desi's chronic speech impediment ?
A. His accent.

Q. What do you call a desi who says he dated a blonde ?
A. A braggart.

Q. What do you call a desi girl who isn't beautiful yet stupid ?
A. Piddle shit

Q. How do you identify a stupid desi ?
A. Give him some money and see if he doesn't look gratified.

Q. How does one desi confront the other ?
A. By playing chess.

Q. How does a desi measure his perseverance & stamina ?
A. Watch all the X-rated movies shown on a friday night and still
feel no sexual urges.

Q. How does a desi confuse another desi ?
A. Speak with an american accent.

Q. What are desis famous for floating in the swimming pool ?
A. Because of their strikingly prominent tummies.

Q. How do you excite a desi ?
A. Give him a book about the Theory of Relativity.

Q. Why are desis cockeyed ?
A. Because, they never look at a blonde straight.

Q. How do you describe a desi ?
A. A short zombie who looks intimidated.

Q. Who do you call a smart desi ?
A1. One who can drink two cans of beer and still walk straight.

Q. What is a desi's philosophy of life ?
A. Eat, sleep and study.

Q. Why are desis immune to STDs ?
A. Because they never have sex.

Q. Why does a desi buy a condom ?
A. To add to his collector's items.

Q. How does a desi bragg ?
A. Tell fellow desis that a blonde smiled at him.

Q. What is the difference between a priest/nun and a desi ?
A. The latter has no choice but to stay a virgin.

Q. What do you call a stupid desi ?
A. A techinical fault.

Why Computers are Female?

6. As soon as you have one, a better one is just around the corner.

5. No one but the creator understands the internal logic.

4. Even your smallest mistakes are committed to memory for future reference.

3. The native language used to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.

2. The message "Bad Command or File Name" is about as informative as "If you don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not going to tell you".

1. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half of your paycheck on accessories for it.

Definition of a kiss!!

Definition of a kiss as given by...

Prof. Of Algebra: Kiss Is Infinity Because It’s Two Divided By Nothing

Prof. Of Geometry: Kiss Is The Shortest Distance Between Two Lips

Prof. Of Physics: Kiss Is The Contraction Of Mouth Due To The Expansion Of The Heart

Prof. Of Chemistry: Kiss Is The Reaction Of The Interaction Between Two Hearts

Prof. Of Physiology: Kiss Is The Juxtaposition Of Two Orbicular Is Oris Muscles In The State Of Contraction.

Prof. Of Dentistry: Kiss Is Infections And Antiseptic.

Prof. Of Accountancy: Kiss Is A Credit Because It Is Profitable When Returned

Prof. Of Economics: Kiss Is That Thing For Which The Demand Is Always Higher Than The Supply.

Prof. Of Statistic: Kiss Is An Event Who’s Probability Depends On The Vital Statistics Of 36-24-36.

Prof. Of Philosophy: Kiss Is Persecution For The Child Ecstasy For The Youth And Homage For The Old.

Prof. Of English: Kiss Is A Noun That Is Used As A Conjunction; It Is More Common Then Proper; It Is Spoken In The Plural And It Is Applicable To All.

Prof. Of Architecture: Kiss Is A Process, Which Builds A Solid Bond Between The Two Dynamic Objects.

Prof. Of Comp. Science: What Is A Kiss? It Looks To Be An Undefined Variable